Thanks for posting this thread. My playlists recently went poof, and now I know why.
President of the Arbiter Sands fan club. We will never forget.
An Etruscan Snood will nevermore be free
MA has spoiled me. I'm now too lazy to read ... anything thanks to:
test
clowns
hunt clowns
go go go
kill teh clown.
click!
teh end.
And yes... that's the long form of most arcs I run into these days.
Thank you, City of Heroes, for giving me a superhero social network combined with amazingly smooth game play. Petitions signed with realistic expectations.
MA causes hemorrhoids
MA touched me
**shows on doll where MA touched him**
Just make sure it's not a Rikti Do...
ACCOUNT BANNED.
Thank you, City of Heroes, for giving me a superhero social network combined with amazingly smooth game play. Petitions signed with realistic expectations.
MA makes congressional leaders raise taxes to support bills that are both wasteful, and doomed to failure, thus increasing our already unmanageable national debt.
It also supports various tyrannical regimes, refuses to use "dolphin safe" nets, promotes social strife among the poor, and mocks pie while shouting "let them eat cake!"
I once heard that MA dated Britney Spears then went on an all night orgy/drunk-fest, capped off by a police chase, assaulting a Papparazi, and urinating on the famous "Hollywood" sign.
Ma holds the world record for most consecutive belches in a row.
It is without a doubt............................the most interesting thing on earth.
Stay thirsty my friends.
MA gave me Anal fissures. (yes it is a real ailment)
MA obliterated the south part of Missouri.
The real reason we don't have carp melee and air guitar emotes in the game?
MA.
President of the Arbiter Sands fan club. We will never forget.
An Etruscan Snood will nevermore be free
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MA obliterated the south part of Missouri.
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well that explains how us Central missourians have a lot more free space/
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Arc ID 58363!
I should have included this topic in my new AE auto reply. Here it is: 
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Couldn't you find even one topic about AE to post in? Nope I guess this topic has unique ideas that nobody has ever thought of. Some ideas might be good, some might be bad, but at this point I think every possible idea has been covered.
Each word is a link to a different thread about issues with AE. I bet that if you read through each and every one of threads you would:
1) Need to smash somebody's face in
2) Realize arguing this topic is pointless
3) Find a corner to cry in
4) Wish you hadn't even bothered posting
5) Be stunned that there are that many threads on AE.
*Note: some threads are older than others, so be careful not to necropost.
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This topic rules. 
Oh obligatory:
AE made me read all these #$@!%@ links.
MA are Henry Kissinger
MA ran off with my wife and kids......
It's a fact. AE has now been proven to be the leading cause of death among adults ages 18 to 45. Don't bother trying to argue it, it's a fact. AE is killing people.
You might think that's okay. You might think, 'hey, it's their life, let them live it how they want. If they want to burn the candle at both ends with AE, that's their choice.'
Sure, that sounds fair and reasonable. But, believe me, it's not okay. It's not okay, because there's something you're failing to take into account...
Second-hand AE.
That's right. AE users are endangering us all with second-hand AE. Startling evidence has come to light that strongly suggests second-hand AE may be shaving years--perhaps decades--from the lifespans of people who don't even use it... simply because they're in proximity to those who do.
AE users can choose to put their own lives at risk... but should they really be allowed to make that choice for everyone else?
Should they?
Clearly not.
PROPOSED SOLUTIONS:
First, isolate AE in its own exclusive zone. Then, put at least two large, empty zones between AE and the rest of the grid. This will insure that no one accidentally stumbles into the AE building or its immediate environs.
Travel powers should not function in these buffer zones. Also, the floor of these zones should be covered in caltrops. It should take at least 30 minutes real time for anyone to traverse the buffer zones and get to the AE building.
Secondly, impose an MA tax. Anyone who uses MA should have to pay a small, extra fee every month. Say... 15 dollars.
This will help cover the increased medical costs--a burden we all must share--associated with the physical issues brought about by extended and focused AE usage. These issues include, but are not limited to: AFD (Acute Farmitis Disease), EOH (Early Onset Humpback), "Orange Fingers", chronic Heartburn, rapid eyeball expansion, Noobheimer's Disease, Twitchette Syndrome and, of course... Anal Fissures.
The above measures should be enacted immediately, as if lives depended on it... because they do.
Please. Think of the children.
Thank you.
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I really dont want to think of "The Children".
MA made me think of "The Children"...
Those creepy things terrify me!
Day 6: I'm too scared to sleep!
Ignoring anyone is a mistake. You might miss something viral to your cause.
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This will help cover the increased medical costs--a burden we all must share--associated with the physical issues brought about by extended and focused AE usage.
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Studies have shown that a person who uses AE will actually cost the health care system less over their lifetime than someone who does not, due to the fact that an AE user dies earlier.
Unrelated note, AE peer pressured me into smoking.
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I should have included this topic in my new AE auto reply. Here it is:
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Couldn't you find even one topic about AE to post in? Nope I guess this topic has unique ideas that nobody has ever thought of. Some ideas might be <a href="" target="_blank">good, </a>some might be bad, but at this point I think every possible idea has been covered.
Each word is a link to a different thread about issues with AE. I bet that if you read through each and every one of threads you would:
1) Need to smash somebody's face in
2) Realize arguing this topic is pointless
3) Find a corner to cry in
4) Wish you hadn't even bothered posting
5) Be stunned that there are that many threads on AE.
*Note: some threads are older than others, so be careful not to necropost.
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This topic rules.
Oh obligatory:
AE made me read all these #$@!%@ links.
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So, you are saying that the secondhand AE effects are almost as bad as the effects AE brought about in the first place?
This is more serious than we thought.
AE made me think I was a true artist, so when someone said something mean about my work I had to kill myself from the shame.
MA has delayed health care reform, tripled the national deficit and has left California on the brink of bankruptcy.
(On the plus side, its also responsible for medical mariuana.)
"I want the MA!!"
"You can't handle the MA!!"
MA changed the toilet paper to over the top instead of out the bottom.
It also made me hunt skulz 
37 lvl 50s: 3 Brutes, 2 Stalkers, 2 Tankers, 7 Masterminds, 2 Scrappers, 3 Blasters, 3 Controllers, 3 Corruptors, Peacebringer, 2 SoA (Crab, Bane), 3 Defenders, Widow, 3 Dominators, Warshade, Fortunata
MA fathered my children.
50 Fire/Dev | 50 AR/Dev | 50 Ninjas/FF MM | 50 Bots/Dark | 50 Kin/Rad |
44 EM/Regen | 39 BS/Regen | 38 Kin/Elec | 27 Thugs/Pain
"Rare is the man so noble that he will always give thanks for that which is freely given." -Jock_Tamson
MA clubs baby seals and profits off of blood diamonds.
MA gave me UFIA
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This thread gets 5 stars for its awesomeness.
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Thanks
MA also won 9 gold medals in the Beijing Olympics, effectively making Phelps seem "not that special"