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Oh and MA caused the breakup of the Beetles.
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Damn that Yoko MA Ono!!
MA made me go blind! (ohh wait, maybe it was deaf) 
" I don't let me kids play on the Freedom Server" -Oya
I tried farming the MA but my crops all died. All I got was a bunch of lousy tickets instead.
MA gave me ED, and I don't mean Enhancement Diversification!
@Johnstone & @Johnstone 2
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All my characters
MA is not for everyone. Check the forums to see if the MA is right for you. If you develop sleep disorders, high blood pressure, thoughts of suicide, rapid weight gain, or sudden loss of vision, contact a technician immediately. Do not use the MA while operating heavy machinery. Only use the MA when you can get a full eight hours of sleep. Women who are pregnant should not use the MA, as there may be risks of specific birth defects.
If you experience a mission that lasts more than four hours, contact the author immediately.
Blue
American Steele: 50 BS/Inv
Nightfall: 50 DDD
Sable Slayer: 50 DM/Rgn
Fortune's Shadow: 50 Dark/Psi
WinterStrike: 47 Ice/Dev
Quantum Well: 43 Inv/EM
Twilit Destiny: 43 MA/DA
Red
Shadowslip: 50 DDC
Final Rest: 50 MA/Rgn
Abyssal Frost: 50 Ice/Dark
Golden Ember: 50 SM/FA
I walked in on MA and my mom.
MA ruined social security.
It turned me into a newt!
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I got better!
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The other day, I was arguing with someone about how dull and boring MA farms were. Then behind me I heard the unmistakeable voice of the MA (Nevermind that it doesn't have a voice)
"That's a shame Mr. Arcane"
Next thing I know, I wake up and I'm a girl! WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!
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You better get off the interwebs then, you're not allowed here any more. >
MA gave me cancer.
QR
Weatherby_Goode - "Heck, Carrion Creepers negates the knockdown from Carrion Creepers."
MA abandoned me and our baby and won't make any child support payments that aren't tickets
MA once took away my candy just to see me cry.
MA is just another form of socialism.
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The other day, I was arguing with someone about how dull and boring MA farms were. Then behind me I heard the unmistakeable voice of the MA (Nevermind that it doesn't have a voice)
"That's a shame Mr. Arcane"
Next thing I know, I wake up and I'm a girl! WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!
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You better get off the interwebs then, you're not allowed here any more. >
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Now I'm confused AND sad.
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It turned me into a newt!
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I got better!
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Burn it anyway!
MA showed me the visions of the future which man was not meant to see, stripping me of my sanity and leaving me something less than human.
MA cloned me.
Then It set me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me and me loose under atlas.
my only real problem with that is so many wont STOP COPYING ME
Ignoring anyone is a mistake. You might miss something viral to your cause.
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Ma killed my family and my dog- don't know if I should writre a Country Western song about love , betrayal and loss or go all Punisher and hunt it down. 
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If there was no beer involved, you can't write a country song about it. On the other hand, if MA killed your family, your dog, drank all your beer, and your truck broke down, THEN it would make a perfect country song.
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NOPE, sorry it has to be
1) a Pick-up truck (rusted)
2) has an 8-track in it
THEN you can write a country song.
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It's the truth.
Tell me about your (fake) MA horror stories.
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Mission Architect is fueled completely by babies and puppies. Occasionally, they'll toss in a kitten. Running an AE means sacrificing a puppy, a kitty or a baby.
The next one could be yours!
MA killed Walter Cronkite. (edit) And replaced him with...
GERALDO RIVERA.
[b][i]AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
Arc #6015 - Coming Unglued
"A good n00b-sauce is based on a good n00b-roux." - The Masque
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It's the truth.
Tell me about your (fake) MA horror stories.
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Mission Architect is fueled completely by babies and puppies. Occasionally, they'll toss in a kitten. Running an AE means sacrificing a puppy, a kitty or a baby.
The next one could be yours!
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MMMM, my 3 favorite food groups.
Especially when combined, like turducken...
Ba-pup-ty!
Arc #6015 - Coming Unglued
"A good n00b-sauce is based on a good n00b-roux." - The Masque
This just in:
MA burnt my toast.
my TOAST
MA killied my Ma.
MA destroyed my Pa.
MA removed my br- (No. that can't be right.) 
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This just in:
MA burnt my toast.
my TOAST
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Aha! Now we know who burned the toast.
This thread gets 5 stars for its awesomeness.
MA [censored] my kitten
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MA [censored] my kitten
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That's a lie. You can't have sex with kittens.
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Ma killed my family and my dog- don't know if I should writre a Country Western song about love , betrayal and loss or go all Punisher and hunt it down.
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If there was no beer involved, you can't write a country song about it. On the other hand, if MA killed your family, your dog, drank all your beer, and your truck broke down, THEN it would make a perfect country song.
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Ohh ,there was beer involved all right. And a truck but not at the same time.