man why does statesman get sister spicy and i get ghost gopher??
This new Justin Timberlake CD is AWESOME!
Black Scorpion: I always like kung-fu movies, with nunchucks and all...
Ghost Widow: I like samurai movies better myself.
LR: I got a brilliant idea for a weapon!
GW and BS: ???
LR: SWORD-CHUCKS, YO!
So, the red bra or the pink bra?
Damnit, who erased the L and the R off my boots?!
(followed shortly by)
so, "Lord" is to the "Left" of "Recluse"....right?
Not in the ear, NOT IN THE EAR!
Lord Recluse: "AAAAAAAH! Sweet Jebus!"
* Starts prancing around on his tip-toes and waving his hands in front of his chest*
"Guys! It's four o'clock! Come on! Pokemon is on! I'm missing the opening credits! I'm-missing-the-opening-credi-hi-its! I... I gotta see Pikachu... and Squirtle... They're so cuuuuuuuuute...
Mako...
Why're holding that spiked club behind your back?"
Mako: "What this? It's my... back scratcher... yeah..."
My Stories
Look at that. A full-grown woman pulling off pigtails. Her crazy is off the charts.
LR: What kind of tampons did you say to get Ghost Widow?
lord recluse as a child:
mommy statesman and his friends wouldnt let me play with them >sniff< they said i was to white and nerdy - and then positron ated all my corm
(for info on the last line there look at triumph arena chat 
)
Ghost Widow: Sir, can we attack now?
Lord Recluse: Well, now that I'm done with my bubble bath, sure why not?
Lord Recluse: OH, Ghosty, I just had the worst dream ever! I dreamed that Statesman was pulling off my spider arms and Positron was giving me a wedgie while surrounded by glittering bubbles! What do you suppose it means?
Ghost Widow: *sighhh*
@Dragonistic
Unless I'm quoting someone, EVERY SINGLE post above is QR.
<----Female
Dragonistic, Kheldragon, Ink Dyne, KheIdragon, Squiddy Attack
Total level is about 149.
EVILCAT
SEZ YOUR COMPU-TAR TASTE LIKE CHIKIN
(Finds a box of kittens on the doorstep of an Arachnos base)
LR: Can we keep them? Pwease? They're so cute... and one even looks like you, Ghosty.
(holds up a white kitten with black markings)
GW: ...
Ashes to ashes,
Pheonyx
The Cape Radio
"It's good to have friends. Wish I did." - Troy Hickman
Lord Recluse: You know, for someone who spends most of his time in the water, Mako stinks like dead fish.
Captain Mako: I'm right behind you.
Lord Recluse: Uhm... It was Scorpion!
Black Scorpion: Like hell it was!
LR: This crystal is amazing... The light has shown me the true power within!
...My answer is yes, Mako...
*Kiss mirror lovingly.*
*Captain Mako walks in to find Recluse's helmet disheveled and his face slightly red.*
CM: ...Are you okay?
LR: Of course, my lo-- I mean, minion. *Ahem.* Minion, of course... Minion.
CM: ...?
~sniff~ "Those Carebears sure are warmhearted, cute lil critters." ~sniff~ Sniff~ "Black Scorpion, get me a tissue." ~sniff~. "Ok, who wants to watch The Notebook?" I always cry throught that one too."
oh ghosty why do we live in the rouge isles??
id much rather live in the forest with winnie the poo
gw: i dont get payed enough for this . . .
LR: Ghost Widow! Today we must execute generic evil plan No. 912,743! I need you to steal the crystal of Serafine!
GW: Again?
LR: What do you mean 'Again'?
GW: 'Again' as in we are stealing the crystal again.
LR: Nonsense! We've only had the crystal ONCE since it was recovered by heroes!
GW: That's pure [censored] and you know it. Villains bring in MULTIPLE COPIES OF THE CRYSTAL AT THE SAME TIME after doing the strike force for Ice Minstral. Villains throughout the Rogue Islands get the mission to retrieve the crystal in newspaper missions. Scirocco over there has all his patrons retrieve the crystal for him! So at the end of the day, we have anywhere from five thousand to a hundred thousand crystals of Serafina lying around. Of course, they all get recovered by heroes, but my point being is that this will NOT be the first or even second or even the thousandth time you've asked someone to get the crystal back.
LR: Well get the damn crystal anyway.
GW: I already got it for you twelve times yesterday.
LR: I don't care. Go.
GW: Make me. You don't pay me enough to have to go through this foolishness.
LR: I don't pay you! You're BOUND to Arachnos via that mystic ritual spell of eternity!
GW: Exactly. I must feel and behave the same way the majority of Ararachnos does. Most of them are sick and tired of having to put up with that damn crystal, so none of them care, therefore I don't care.
LR: Grrrrrrrr...
GW: Just ask Black Scorpion or Mako or SOMEONE ELSE to do it.
LR: I have a bit of a confession to make...
GW: What?
LR: I already have asked everyone else...
"Correct me if I'm mistaken.... But it seems I have morons on my payroll..."
My Stories
Look at that. A full-grown woman pulling off pigtails. Her crazy is off the charts.
Lord Recluse: "Silly Rabbit, Trixs are for ME!"
Ghost Widow : "..."
Lord Recluse: "erm... Fine, you can have some too.."
Statesman: Finally, I have defeated you once and for all, Recluse!
Recluse: So what now, old friend?
Statesman: Since I'm bound by certain heroic cliche rules, I'm being merciful and sending you to jail.
Recluse: OOOOOO I'm SOOOO scared. Watch me break out in two minutes flat.
Statesman: True, but you'll have to start over at Threat Level 1.
Recluse: On second thought, you can't arrest me.
Statesman: And what, pray tell, is going to stop me?
Recluse: You know how I am the official ruler/dictator/king/tyrant of the Rogue Islands?
Statesman: ...Yes...
Recluse: It states quite clearly in the rules of both the U.N. and N.A.T.O. that I can't be arrested because of my position. You can't arrest me without being labeled a criminal, being sued by my fifteen zillion lawyers, and not to mention being cursed and hexed for eternity by my fanatical mystical cult composed of teenagers from another dimension who know chaos magic.
Statesman: .....
Recluse: That's right States-Sap! You can't do anything to me! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Statesman: Ok, ya know? I'm going to pull a Manticore.
Recluse: A what?
Statesman: I'm going to just kill you and make it look like you commited suicide.
((Tosses Recluse off the top of the Grandville tower))
Recluse: GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
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Mako: You know, usually I'm a really sadistic and bitter person, but today is actually a nice day, so I think I'm going to go donate ten billion dollars to help starving children in Africa, maybe donate another ten mill to health institutes world-wide, and re-register as a hero...
*SMACK*
Recluse: Whew, good thing this mutant shark who looks an awful lot like Mako was here to break my fall. You knows what this calls for?
*Dramatic Pause*
Recluse: IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME, IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME, IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! HEYA-HEYA-HEYA-HEYA-PEANUT BUTTER JELLY, PEANUT BUTTER JELLY...
Lord Recluse: I want to be where the people are...
Issue 23: All your base are belong to us?
*After a familiar scene*
Recluse: (Clutching dolls) Jenkins! Did you see anything?
Jenkins: No sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again!
Recluse: Good!
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Recluse: Kibbles and Bits, Kibbles and Bits, I gotta get me some Kibbles and Bits... Heh, pure genious.
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Recluse: Bring Statesman to me... I think I will read him some poetry.
Narrator: It is known that Lord Recluse's Poetry is the third WORST poetry in the galaxy.
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Recluse: You know that evil will always win. Because Good, is Dumb.
Former King of PWNZ
Franziska Von Karma says you will listen to every word I say.
LR: Okay, okay, Mako, Truth or Dare?
Mako: ...Must I answer?
LR: Yes, or I'll destroy you. Truth or Dare?
Mako: ...Truth
LR: Are you one of the Street Sharks?
Mako: ...No.
*pause*
LR: ...Well?
Mako: *exasperated* Truth or Dare...
LR: Truth
Mako: What do I ask you?
LR: I don't know... something like "would you go out with Ghost Widow"?
Mako: ...Would you go out with Ghost Widow?
LR: I know she's dead... but I'd totally hit that.
Lord Recluse: Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Ghost Widow stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
Ghost Widow: ...
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LR: That Gwen Stefani has such beautiful music
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LR: Has anyone seen my copy of Burning Crusade?!
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LR: Honestly, metal spider legs are in this season!
World domination can wait...after TELETUBBIES!