Things Lord Recluse would never say...
LR: This game sucks! I'm moving to WoW!
((That last one HURT...>.<)
LR: Hey Mako...I want to talk to you about something...
Mako: Eh?
LR: It's about my...gun...
Mako: Erm...Your gun, my Lord?
LR: Yes, my gun. I mean, I never ever use it, ever.
Mako: What are you trying to say?
LR: Well, I've never used it on someone before...I've considered using it on Ghost Widow, but she's dead...
Mako: (with slowly dawning horror) Erm...
LR: I mean, it isn't even very big...
Mako: .....
LR: And it doesn't have much output...
Mako: (Starts to back away slowly)
LR: Do you have any suggestions? I mean, I tried talking to Black Scorpion about it, but he just gave me this strange look...Wait, Mako? Mako? What are you doing?"
Mako: (Frantically searches for an escape route) Uh...I...Well...
LR: Having difficulty? Here, lemme show you...
Mako: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
LR (Pulls handgun out of an almost unnoticable looking gun holster on his hip) See?
Mako: (Frozen)
LR: I mean, look at this! It's just a Wolf Spider pistol for god's sake! What the hell am I supposed to do with this? Why can't I even use it?
(Silence)
LR: Mako?
Mako: (Has fallen onto the floor and is foaming at the mouth)
*If you go up to Lord Recluse, you can actually see he has a holster in a gun with it. *
LR: "MAKO! Get back here with my cookie jar THIS INSTANT!!!"
"If I had Force powers, vacuum or not my cape/clothes/hair would always be blowing in the Dramatic Wind." - Tenzhi
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" You can dance if you want to, you leave your firends behind, because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then there no friend of mine."
"Remember kids, always drink your milk and eat your vegetables. Then you can grow up to be big and strong like Statesman."
My Stories
Look at that. A full-grown woman pulling off pigtails. Her crazy is off the charts.
BS: My Lord! The chosen ones are complaining, saying the contacts need to give better rewards at the end of story arcs!
LR: Blasphamy! I will see to this myself!
(Lord Recluse disguses himself as a Spines/Regen stalker)
Mr Contact: Here you go, some zombie vomit, a broken gun, and a training enhancement 2 levels to low.
LR: Noooooo! This stops NOW!
*Later*
LR: Attention all contacts of the Rouge Isles! Your Lord speaking, for role-playing purposes we have now added a "Set them on fire and steal their loot" Option for all of you! Enjoy!
*Every contact explodes into flames at the same time*
CM: Hey Recluse, I just had an idea.
LR: Oh?
CM: Yeah, use the portal tech and go to a dimention where you rule the earth. Then just ask yourself how you did it.
LR: Brilliant! Then ill go to the dimention where Statesman wears a pink outfit and post it on the internet!
CM:...truly evil m'lord
LR: Sorry guys, I'm replacing you.
BS:Huh?
CM:What?!
SR:No!
GW:...
LR: Thats right I have found the most evil being on the planet, My_Space_Man!
BS,CM,SR,GW: *gasp!*
LR: BWA HA HA HA HA!
Black Scorpion: EARTH!
Scirric...you know: FIRE!
Widow: WIND!
Silver Mantis: WATER!
Captain Mako: HEART!
All: GO RECLUSE!
Lord Recluse: By your powers combined I am LORD RECLUSE!!!
((<Sees above post by October-Raven...> My eyes! I'm blind, I cannot see!))
LR: "Hmm... Blue Widow... I think we might have to-"
GW: "Who the Hell is Blue Widow!?"
LR: "... Blue Widow? Uh... Well... You see..."
Lord Recluse jumps out of the window instead of giving a complete answer.
CM: "How does a guy so ugly get so much play?"
Scirroco: (shakes head sadly)
My Stories
Look at that. A full-grown woman pulling off pigtails. Her crazy is off the charts.
Attention all villains of the Rouges Isles! I have recently instituted, as a recruitment incentive, a new comprehensive dental plan. Please contact your union reps for details. Captain Mako, pleas disregard this message.
Professionally certified pessimism expert
Statesman is someone who shouldn't rap ever, even if he's trying to help people out. -IolitePhoenix
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" Have you ever tried, just, turning off the T.V., sitting down with your kids and hitting them."
" I... WANT... MY... MOMMY"
" ... so there I was on top of the statue of the Statesman singing ' Walking On Sunshine' when suddenly... "
" WHERE IS MY SUPERSUIT ? "
((looks at above post..*laughs until lungs are coughed up and dies of air deprivation))
LR:*looks at GW*, "I'm sorry but I'm going to have to replace you."
GW:"WHAT?! Who could be better than me Lord Recluse?"
LR: "Well, None other than this TERIFYING BUNNY!!!..*holds up kitten* with him, I shall take over the world! All will bow down to me when I take over every pet store in paragon...and if they don't bow down to me then i will make them wear spandex and do richard simmons "Sweating with the oldies" until they do!" *evil laugh*
GW:.....
" Lets get jiggy with it"
" ... So then my level 3 wizard rolled 20's and I was like whoa and then Ghost Widow threw her dice at me and I was like..."
" Quite minions, Barney is teach me the meaning of caring."
" Look at the puppy its so cute."
" It's time for me to admit something. This whole conflict with the Statesman was a front. Were going to California and starting a new life together. I love him"
" the Statesman must die he actually thinks Picard is a better Cpt. than Kirk. "
" CAN'T...RUN...WITH...THING...ON...BACK"
Just found this thread, haven't quite got to the end so I apologise if these are repeats.
Here are, in my opionion the top 10 (11) things Lord Recluse would never say.
Lord Recluse: You know I really wanted to be an accountant.
Lord Recluse: *padding eyes with Kleenex* I cant believe Bruce Willis sacrificed himself so that Ben Affleck could marry his daughter *sniff*
Lord Recluse: You there, boy, what day is it?
Boy: Why its Christmas day sir.
Lord Recluse: So the spirits did it all in one night.
Lord Recluse: *while skipping* I feel pretty, oh so pretty. . .
Lord Recluse: WWJD
Lord Recluse: Yahtzee!
Lord Recluse: *looking down* Sooooo Widow, whos your favourite New Kid?
Lord Recluse: And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Scirocco that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Mako too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...
Lord Recluse: Bad touch! Bad touch! I need an adult.
Lord Recluse: Thats not kawai, thats not kawai at all.
AND THE NUMBER ONE THING THAT LORD RECLUSE WOULD NEVER SAY IS
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Lord Recluse: Tee Hee.
LR: I wanna cast...Magic Missile!
GW: There's nothing here, only darkness.
LR: I attack the darkness!
BS: Where are the Cheetos?
GW: *siggh* Okay, you attack the darkness. You see an elf.
LR: I am blahblahblah, Sorcerer of Life!
BS: WHERE ARE THE CHEETOS?!
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Unless I'm quoting someone, EVERY SINGLE post above is QR.
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LR: (singing) My milkshakes brings all the boys to yard
LR: BWAHAHAHA! Now you are doomed, for I have foiled your plans. This victory is only the first step towards my world conquest!
GW: ...We're only playing Stratego, my lord.
LR: Yes and I am about to capture your flag!
GW: Sorry, my lord... that's a bomb.
LR: Curses! I just lost my admiral! No matter, I will still crush you with all my might!
GW: My move. *moves a piece to one of Recluses*
LR: *looks at the flag peice* ...
GW: Well? Show me what it is.
LR: WAIT! The heroes have taken Pillbox G! I must stop them at once!
GW: *sighs* Back to my ice cream and soap operas.
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Also: Something ELSE Ghost Widow would never say.
GW: You know why I'm the most popluar member of Arachnos? I'm a sexy Russian spy who has a chic goth look. If Ms. Liberty were the same she'd be popular too, da?
LR: I Am Lord Recluse and I approve this message.
TACOS RULE
Lord Recluse: I'm just wild about Harry...
Issue 23: All your base are belong to us?
SM: I have defeated all of Arachnos's minions. Where are you Recluse?
LR: Sittin' naked in a beanbag chair eatin' cheetos.
SM:...
LR: If you didn't want to know you should not have asked.
[ QUOTE ]
GW: You know why I'm the most popluar member of Arachnos? I'm a sexy Russian spy who has a chic goth look. If Ms. Liberty were the same she'd be popular too, da?
[/ QUOTE ]
If this were the case, I don't think any male players would leave Atlas Park.
My Stories
Look at that. A full-grown woman pulling off pigtails. Her crazy is off the charts.
Something Lord Recluse woudl never say?
Lord Recluse >> Blast! All my efforts in Recluse's Victory are now futile!
Ghost Widow >> Er...why's that?
Lord Recluse >> Bloody Statesman buffed Regen!
Another thing GHOST WIDOW would never say.
GW: This outfit? No, it's not standard issue. In fact I got it from Hot Topic.
Lord Recluse: Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away...
Issue 23: All your base are belong to us?
(He could've blamed Scirroco for that one, too)
My Stories
Look at that. A full-grown woman pulling off pigtails. Her crazy is off the charts.