* LR chugs on a milkshake *
Wait- This is'nt a milkshake!
Capt Mako, you're dead.
GET THIS DAMN THREAD OF THE ROLEPLAYING FORUM!!!!!!
I mean, seriously, can't this thread be moved? It has nothing to do with roleplaying and it's ruining the sancitity of this holy, roleplaying place! 
We have one little section of the forums to ourselves... and you guys invade it!
Droids - Maybe you should ask a mod to move it, then. There's nothing the rest of us can do.
Regardless, it'd been abandoned for weeks before being bumped to the top.
And to stay in the spirit of the thread:
LR: "Now, my minions, to the store! For I have run out of pink embroidery thread for my cross-stitch!"
Japancakes.
Art - Theme 005 - Seeking Solace
LR: Ok everyone, gather my forces!
Minions: Why lord?
LR: Someone left my back door open and my kitten got out. I dont know what I would do without my widdle kitty!
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GET THIS DAMN THREAD OF THE ROLEPLAYING FORUM!!!!!!
I mean, seriously, can't this thread be moved? It has nothing to do with roleplaying and it's ruining the sancitity of this holy, roleplaying place! We have one little section of the forums to ourselves... and you guys invade it!
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Erm....<_<;; ;;>_> I thought this was the forum games section... (>_<
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GET THIS DAMN THREAD OF THE ROLEPLAYING FORUM!!!!!!
I mean, seriously, can't this thread be moved? It has nothing to do with roleplaying and it's ruining the sancitity of this holy, roleplaying place! We have one little section of the forums to ourselves... and you guys invade it!
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Erm....<_<;; ;;>_> I thought this was the forum games section... (>_<;
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Well, Cuppa would have moved it if it wasn't RP-related. She moved AASQ and all the other games when the Forum Games section was opened. Also, Droids, you're the sort of self-righteous, know-it-all RPers that give the rest of us bad names. I normally don't really flame people, but really, "holy roleplaying place?" I hope that was a joke, because if it wasn't, I'd suggest psychiatric help, maybe finding a support group, or friends.
I apologize to anyone that was offended by that post, but that doesn't mean I don't mean what I said. I just couldn't find nicer terms that didn't undermine the message.
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I think lord Recluse is laughing his a$$ off right now.....
(suspects that droid is Lord recluse-or thinks he is)
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GET THIS DAMN THREAD OF THE ROLEPLAYING FORUM!!!!!!
I mean, seriously, can't this thread be moved? It has nothing to do with roleplaying and it's ruining the sancitity of this holy, roleplaying place! We have one little section of the forums to ourselves... and you guys invade it!
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Erm....<_<;; ;;>_> I thought this was the forum games section... (>_<;
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Well, Cuppa would have moved it if it wasn't RP-related. She moved AASQ and all the other games when the Forum Games section was opened. Also, Droids, you're the sort of self-righteous, know-it-all RPers that give the rest of us bad names. I normally don't really flame people, but really, "holy roleplaying place?" I hope that was a joke, because if it wasn't, I'd suggest psychiatric help, maybe finding a support group, or friends.
I apologize to anyone that was offended by that post, but that doesn't mean I don't mean what I said. I just couldn't find nicer terms that didn't undermine the message.
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no, you're right on the mark.
Droids, what is your problem? are you afraid that this thread will allow the unwashed masses of non-dedicated RPers to invade the forum? this thread was here long before you started posting. deal with it.
Goodbye, I guess.
@Lord_Nightblade in Champions/Star Trek Online
nightblade7295@gmail.com if you want to stay in touch
Lord Recluse forgives Droids. 
*BACK ON TOPIC!*
CM: So...Lord Recluse. Truth or Dare?
LR: Uh...Hrm...Uh.... Truth!
CM: Okay...Do you have a crush on anyone, and if you do, who is it? *Giggle, giggle!*
LR: I-I.... <__<....Uh....
CM: You agreed! It's a Truth, you have to tell us!
LR: ....I...Uh..... *sigh* ....Okay... It's ...Justin Timberlake. *Covers eyes* He's just so dreamy, and the way he looks in those posters...I just...
GW: <.< *angst*
Japancakes.
Art - Theme 005 - Seeking Solace
"No, no, no, NO, and a thousand times NO!!! A bomb HAS to have a red wire, and only ONE red wire. Get rid of the others and do it again!"
"If I had Force powers, vacuum or not my cape/clothes/hair would always be blowing in the Dramatic Wind." - Tenzhi
Characters
Now you backstabbing cretains, leave me alone for I must continue to plan for the downfall of Paragon city
*Door clicks closed, sound of drawer being pulled open*
Lord Recluse (as Lord Recluse Doll): Finally, Sister Psyche, I At last, have you in my clutches. To have my way with you. The way I want to.
Lord Recluse (as Sister Psyche doll): No, no, please, leave me alone!
Lord Recluse (as Lord Recluse doll): No, you are mine!
Lord Recluse (as Statesman doll): Not so fast, Recluse!
Lord Recluse (as Lord Recluse doll): Statesman.
Lord Recluse (as Statesman doll): Yes, it's me. I'm here to save my girlfriend. Hi, Honey!
Lord Recluse (as Lord Recluse doll): Now you are going to die.
*Sounds of clicking plastic and scuffling*
Lord Recluse (as Citadel doll): Hey, what did you do to my friend?
Lord Recluse (as Lord Recluse doll): The same thing I'm going to do to you, big boy.
*More scuffling and sounds of clicking plastic*
Lord Recluse (As Citadel doll): Oh, ohhh.
Lord Recluse (as Lord Recluse doll): And you too.
Lord Recluse (as Manticore doll): Oh, ohh.
Lord Recluse (as Lord Recluse doll): Sister Psyche, at last we are alone.
Lord Recluse (as Sister Psyche doll): Oh, no! I hate you! I hate you! Leave me alone! Yet, I find you strangely attractive.
Lord Recluse (as Lord Recluse doll): Of course you do. Goody two-shoes are often attracted to money and power, and I have both, and you know it.
Lord Recluse(as sister Psyche Doll): Oh, leave me alone!
Lord Recluse(as Lord Recluse Doll): No, kiss me.
Lord Recluse(as Sister Psyche Doll): No, no! Yes! No!
Lord Recluse(as Lord Recluse Doll): No!
Dark Helmet (as sister Psyche Doll): Yes! No! Yes! [moaning] Ah oh oh uh oh. Oh, your spider arms are so big!
*sound of door being thrown open*
Scirocco: Lord Recluse!
*Scattering plastic and more scuffling*
Lord Recluse: WHAT?
Scirocco: You're needed in the War Room sir!
Lord Recluse: Knock on my door! Knock next time!
Scirocco: Yes sir.
Lord Recluse: Did you see anything?
Scirocco: No sir. I didn't see you playing with your dolls again.
Lord Recluse: Good.
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Now you backstabbing cretains, leave me alone for I must continue to plan for the downfall of Paragon city
*Door clicks closed, sound of drawer being pulled open*
Lord Recluse (as Lord Recluse Doll): Finally, Sister Psyche, I At last, have you in my clutches. To have my way with you. The way I want to.
Lord Recluse (as Sister Psyche doll): No, no, please, leave me alone!
Lord Recluse (as Lord Recluse doll): No, you are mine!
Lord Recluse (as Statesman doll): Not so fast, Recluse!
Lord Recluse (as Lord Recluse doll): Statesman.
Lord Recluse (as Statesman doll): Yes, it's me. I'm here to save my girlfriend. Hi, Honey!
Lord Recluse (as Lord Recluse doll): Now you are going to die.
*Sounds of clicking plastic and scuffling*
Lord Recluse (as Citadel doll): Hey, what did you do to my friend?
Lord Recluse (as Lord Recluse doll): The same thing I'm going to do to you, big boy.
*More scuffling and sounds of clicking plastic*
Lord Recluse (As Citadel doll): Oh, ohhh.
Lord Recluse (as Lord Recluse doll): And you too.
Lord Recluse (as Manticore doll): Oh, ohh.
Lord Recluse (as Lord Recluse doll): Sister Psyche, at last we are alone.
Lord Recluse (as Sister Psyche doll): Oh, no! I hate you! I hate you! Leave me alone! Yet, I find you strangely attractive.
Lord Recluse (as Lord Recluse doll): Of course you do. Goody two-shoes are often attracted to money and power, and I have both, and you know it.
Lord Recluse(as sister Psyche Doll): Oh, leave me alone!
Lord Recluse(as Lord Recluse Doll): No, kiss me.
Lord Recluse(as Sister Psyche Doll): No, no! Yes! No!
Lord Recluse(as Lord Recluse Doll): No!
Dark Helmet (as sister Psyche Doll): Yes! No! Yes! [moaning] Ah oh oh uh oh. Oh, your spider arms are so big!
*sound of door being thrown open*
Scirocco: Lord Recluse!
*Scattering plastic and more scuffling*
Lord Recluse: WHAT?
Scirocco: You're needed in the War Room sir!
Lord Recluse: Knock on my door! Knock next time!
Scirocco: Yes sir.
Lord Recluse: Did you see anything?
Scirocco: No sir. I didn't see you playing with your dolls again.
Lord Recluse: Good.
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My Lego Models http://www.flickr.com/photos/30369639@N07/ lemur lad: God you can't be that stupid... I'm on at the same time as you for once, and not 20 minutes into it you give me something worth petitioning?Lady-Dee: Hey my fat keeps me warm in the winter and shady in the summer.
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Now you ....
*OMG LONG*
.... Lord Recluse: Good.
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....*R...O...F....L....*.....
YOU WIN.
Japancakes.
Art - Theme 005 - Seeking Solace
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Now you backstabbing cretains, leave me alone for I must continue to plan for the downfall of Paragon city
*Door clicks closed, sound of drawer being pulled open*
Lord Recluse (as Lord Recluse Doll): Finally, Sister Psyche, I At last, have you in my clutches. To have my way with you. The way I want to.
Lord Recluse (as Sister Psyche doll): No, no, please, leave me alone!
Lord Recluse (as Lord Recluse doll): No, you are mine!
Lord Recluse (as Statesman doll): Not so fast, Recluse!
Lord Recluse (as Lord Recluse doll): Statesman.
Lord Recluse (as Statesman doll): Yes, it's me. I'm here to save my girlfriend. Hi, Honey!
Lord Recluse (as Lord Recluse doll): Now you are going to die.
*Sounds of clicking plastic and scuffling*
Lord Recluse (as Citadel doll): Hey, what did you do to my friend?
Lord Recluse (as Lord Recluse doll): The same thing I'm going to do to you, big boy.
*More scuffling and sounds of clicking plastic*
Lord Recluse (As Citadel doll): Oh, ohhh.
Lord Recluse (as Lord Recluse doll): And you too.
Lord Recluse (as Manticore doll): Oh, ohh.
Lord Recluse (as Lord Recluse doll): Sister Psyche, at last we are alone.
Lord Recluse (as Sister Psyche doll): Oh, no! I hate you! I hate you! Leave me alone! Yet, I find you strangely attractive.
Lord Recluse (as Lord Recluse doll): Of course you do. Goody two-shoes are often attracted to money and power, and I have both, and you know it.
Lord Recluse(as sister Psyche Doll): Oh, leave me alone!
Lord Recluse(as Lord Recluse Doll): No, kiss me.
Lord Recluse(as Sister Psyche Doll): No, no! Yes! No!
Lord Recluse(as Lord Recluse Doll): No!
Dark Helmet (as sister Psyche Doll): Yes! No! Yes! [moaning] Ah oh oh uh oh. Oh, your spider arms are so big!
*sound of door being thrown open*
Scirocco: Lord Recluse!
*Scattering plastic and more scuffling*
Lord Recluse: WHAT?
Scirocco: You're needed in the War Room sir!
Lord Recluse: Knock on my door! Knock next time!
Scirocco: Yes sir.
Lord Recluse: Did you see anything?
Scirocco: No sir. I didn't see you playing with your dolls again.
Lord Recluse: Good.
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* dies laughing *
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Now you backstabbing cretains, leave me alone for I must continue to plan for the downfall of Paragon city
*Door clicks closed, sound of drawer being pulled open*
Lord Recluse (as Lord Recluse Doll): Finally, Sister Psyche, I At last, have you in my clutches. To have my way with you. The way I want to.
Lord Recluse (as Sister Psyche doll): No, no, please, leave me alone!
Lord Recluse (as Lord Recluse doll): No, you are mine!
Lord Recluse (as Statesman doll): Not so fast, Recluse!
Lord Recluse (as Lord Recluse doll): Statesman.
Lord Recluse (as Statesman doll): Yes, it's me. I'm here to save my girlfriend. Hi, Honey!
Lord Recluse (as Lord Recluse doll): Now you are going to die.
*Sounds of clicking plastic and scuffling*
Lord Recluse (as Citadel doll): Hey, what did you do to my friend?
Lord Recluse (as Lord Recluse doll): The same thing I'm going to do to you, big boy.
*More scuffling and sounds of clicking plastic*
Lord Recluse (As Citadel doll): Oh, ohhh.
Lord Recluse (as Lord Recluse doll): And you too.
Lord Recluse (as Manticore doll): Oh, ohh.
Lord Recluse (as Lord Recluse doll): Sister Psyche, at last we are alone.
Lord Recluse (as Sister Psyche doll): Oh, no! I hate you! I hate you! Leave me alone! Yet, I find you strangely attractive.
Lord Recluse (as Lord Recluse doll): Of course you do. Goody two-shoes are often attracted to money and power, and I have both, and you know it.
Lord Recluse(as sister Psyche Doll): Oh, leave me alone!
Lord Recluse(as Lord Recluse Doll): No, kiss me.
Lord Recluse(as Sister Psyche Doll): No, no! Yes! No!
Lord Recluse(as Lord Recluse Doll): No!
Dark Helmet (as sister Psyche Doll): Yes! No! Yes! [moaning] Ah oh oh uh oh. Oh, your spider arms are so big!
*sound of door being thrown open*
Scirocco: Lord Recluse!
*Scattering plastic and more scuffling*
Lord Recluse: WHAT?
Scirocco: You're needed in the War Room sir!
Lord Recluse: Knock on my door! Knock next time!
Scirocco: Yes sir.
Lord Recluse: Did you see anything?
Scirocco: No sir. I didn't see you playing with your dolls again.
Lord Recluse: Good.
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(Freakin hillarous. I fell out of my chair laughing.)
I was chuckling until I saw "Dark Helmet" and I remembered where that was from. Then I literally fell out of my chair laughing.
Okay, okay, let me try one... A few months ago, some friends and I came upon a phrase that, when uttered, was pure comedy gold. It works for anyone, at any time, in any place.
See for yourself.
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"Dark Helmet"
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DOH!
Gotta proof read, was sure I replaced all them... Ahh well creidt should go to Mel Brooks not me
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I was chuckling until I saw "Dark Helmet" and I remembered where that was from. Then I literally fell out of my chair laughing.
Okay, okay, let me try one... A few months ago, some friends and I came upon a phrase that, when uttered, was pure comedy gold. It works for anyone, at any time, in any place.
See for yourself.
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* dies laughing *
Not really Lord Recluse directly, but...
Scirocco: "My Lord! The popcorn is ready! Would you like it in your Little Mermaid bowl?"
Japancakes.
Art - Theme 005 - Seeking Solace
Recluse: I ated the purple berries!
Sirocco: How are they, Recluse? Good?
*Recluse doubles over and groans*
Recluse: They taste like burning!
Goodbye, I guess.
@Lord_Nightblade in Champions/Star Trek Online
nightblade7295@gmail.com if you want to stay in touch
Lord Recluse: GEEEET OOOUUUUTT of this sacred roleplaying place! We TRUE RPers are better than you loser casual RPers, like Statesman!
(Ghost Widow enters the room, wearing nothing but a smile.)
GW: Oh, milord, care to join me in the hot tub?
LR: Go away, I'm protecting the RP boards!
GW: ...(sigh) Well, maybe tomorrow night, ten-thousandth try's a charm....
[B]The Once and Future Official Minister of Awesome[/B]
[I]And don't you forget it.[/I]
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The last 2 post LMAO!
Making my chest hurt
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Lord Recluse: GEEEET OOOUUUUTT of this sacred roleplaying place! We TRUE RPers are better than you loser casual RPers, like Statesman!
(Ghost Widow enters the room, wearing nothing but a smile.)
GW: Oh, milord, care to join me in the hot tub?
LR: Go away, I'm protecting the RP boards!
GW: ...(sigh) Well, maybe tomorrow night, ten-thousandth try's a charm....
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ROFL!!!
Following this same chain of thought...
Recluse: Lightning Bolt! Lightning bolt!!!
Mako: Dodge!
Recluse: WHAT?! That's bogus I have a +12 to accuracy!
Mako: So what my dodging's +10!
Recluse: My accuracy is 2 points higher, you'd have to roll the dice and get doubles to be able to dodge!
Mako: That is such BS and you know it, YOU'RE the damn dungeon master, YOU made the stupid rules just so you could win all the time!
GW: *Stalks out of the spa room wrapped in a towel* HONESTLY, do I have to seperate you two!?
(Lord Recluse is watching a spy camera's feed of GW's room, she's in her room, and she looks at the camera)
GW: I told you, the dead don't change!
LR: She meant it literally?
(If you got that, then give my regards to Seer Marino)
[B]The Once and Future Official Minister of Awesome[/B]
[I]And don't you forget it.[/I]
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Lord Recluse: Aww man are people gona be upset hehe, I just swollowed issue 7.