Nobody knew what was goin' on, big flyin' saucers were appearin'
all over the place, these wierd lookin' dudes, the "Ripee", or somethin',
started appearin' and burnin' people up with ray guns and people were
tryin' to figure out what to do, you know, screamin' and runnin' around
and stuff...
Just like a movie, you know ?
Then I sees him..
All red white and blue, and badass and stuff...
He flys by so fast all I see is a red blur from his flappin' cape
an I'm cheerin' and stuff, "Go man, you the one bro, WOO HOO !!!".
He flew around under the flyin' saucer for a few seconds and then
lands on the top of the Paragon Productions building.
You know, that medium sized white job over there...
I worked there as a janitor once, 'bout five or six years ago...
Anyways, he's standin' there lookin' up, so I look up at the bigassed
saucer too, you know ?
I musta been starin' at that thing for half a minute, you know ?
Then I look back down at him and three other cape types are standing
there with him, lookin' kinda like somethin' ain't right between them
like they are arguin' or somethin,' you know ?
All of a sudden, like thunder, I hear "ENOUGH" in big red white and
blue's voice.
Damn, I mean they were six or seven blocks away, how could I hear
that ?
Dunno, bro, but I heard it and that's all I know.
Anyways, big boy points, I take a fast look and see some smoke
comin' up between the buildings, look back and the other dudes are
splittin' off to where he was pointin'.
Then it went down, the big man kinda bends his knees and there was
this little flash of light that like ran around his body, you know ?
He shoots straight up into the air toward the bottom of the big saucer
with his mitts out in front of him, lookin' like a missile, you know, and I'm
wonderin' what the hell he's gonna do ?
Then *BOOM* he slammed right into the bottom of the flyin' saucer,
and made a hole clean through it !!!
Then *BOOM* he came back down through the other side of the thing
makin' another hole.
The flyin' saucer started warblin' around, smoke and fire came out of
the holes, and then *KABOOM* somethin' blew up and the damn thing
broke up into three, or maybe five, big pieces and a whole bunch of little
pieces and all that crap started fallin' !!
The big man grabbed one of the big pieces and then *WOOSH* he
threw it over the buildings !!
I was like, damn, wow, you know, but he wasn't fast enough to get the
other pieces.
The whole mess hit the ground and the buildings, him, the flyin' saucer
stuff, everything !
He tried, but he couldn't do it.
I don't think nobody could be that fast, not even him, you know ?
Musta killed a bunch of people.
I don't know, you know, but I seen those fires and them buildings was
all mashed flat and stuff underneath them big chunks of the flyin' saucer.
But it don't matter none to me, hell, who knows what woulda happened
if big red white and blue hadn't a busted up that thing.
We might be talkin' "Ripee" now, or maybe everybody would just be
dead.
I ain't sayin' nuthin, I'm just sayin', you know ?
Survivors tales, chapter 6.
Vincent, "Vinny", Vencelli.
*tape begins
Yeah, I seen it...
Nobody knew what was goin' on, big flyin' saucers were appearin'
all over the place, these wierd lookin' dudes, the "Ripee", or somethin',
started appearin' and burnin' people up with ray guns and people were
tryin' to figure out what to do, you know, screamin' and runnin' around
and stuff...
Just like a movie, you know ?
Then I sees him..
All red white and blue, and badass and stuff...
He flys by so fast all I see is a red blur from his flappin' cape
an I'm cheerin' and stuff, "Go man, you the one bro, WOO HOO !!!".
He flew around under the flyin' saucer for a few seconds and then
lands on the top of the Paragon Productions building.
You know, that medium sized white job over there...
I worked there as a janitor once, 'bout five or six years ago...
Anyways, he's standin' there lookin' up, so I look up at the bigassed
saucer too, you know ?
I musta been starin' at that thing for half a minute, you know ?
Then I look back down at him and three other cape types are standing
there with him, lookin' kinda like somethin' ain't right between them
like they are arguin' or somethin,' you know ?
All of a sudden, like thunder, I hear "ENOUGH" in big red white and
blue's voice.
Damn, I mean they were six or seven blocks away, how could I hear
that ?
Dunno, bro, but I heard it and that's all I know.
Anyways, big boy points, I take a fast look and see some smoke
comin' up between the buildings, look back and the other dudes are
splittin' off to where he was pointin'.
Then it went down, the big man kinda bends his knees and there was
this little flash of light that like ran around his body, you know ?
He shoots straight up into the air toward the bottom of the big saucer
with his mitts out in front of him, lookin' like a missile, you know, and I'm
wonderin' what the hell he's gonna do ?
Then *BOOM* he slammed right into the bottom of the flyin' saucer,
and made a hole clean through it !!!
Then *BOOM* he came back down through the other side of the thing
makin' another hole.
The flyin' saucer started warblin' around, smoke and fire came out of
the holes, and then *KABOOM* somethin' blew up and the damn thing
broke up into three, or maybe five, big pieces and a whole bunch of little
pieces and all that crap started fallin' !!
The big man grabbed one of the big pieces and then *WOOSH* he
threw it over the buildings !!
I was like, damn, wow, you know, but he wasn't fast enough to get the
other pieces.
The whole mess hit the ground and the buildings, him, the flyin' saucer
stuff, everything !
He tried, but he couldn't do it.
I don't think nobody could be that fast, not even him, you know ?
Musta killed a bunch of people.
I don't know, you know, but I seen those fires and them buildings was
all mashed flat and stuff underneath them big chunks of the flyin' saucer.
But it don't matter none to me, hell, who knows what woulda happened
if big red white and blue hadn't a busted up that thing.
We might be talkin' "Ripee" now, or maybe everybody would just be
dead.
I ain't sayin' nuthin, I'm just sayin', you know ?
*end tape