cursedsorcerer

As soon as I get a computer that has sufficient RAM to play CoH, I will do so until that computer crashes!

Booster Pack: Rikti
Status: Requested
Opinion: Awesome
Gimme: Please
Else: Destroy Earth

Permission: Cease roleplay?

I know I posted this before, but I'll do it again!


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The Cursed Sorcerer always needs a good laugh! That did it!

Ugh! Math! Complex math! Ow! Stop making me think! Ow! Head hurts!

While you are at it, can they get the Ninja Run animation?

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It seems that I may be the only person willing to wait for GR...

It also seems that I may be the only person who reads my own sig!

Once upon a Positron there was a bug. It's purple Mankey liked saving walruses deaths. Until a green shoe fell off a pretty cloud of root beer fluff cleaving off seven little toes while chewing Bubblegum. After seeing the drunk Pinnacle-ite puke chunky bits of magnets, it stumbled into a garbage carafe. Feeling pretty depressed, it died a Lonely death.

Elsewhere, there were some hungry hippos dancing on me for every time one slurps from the fountain of Wayne. In the early dawn, sirens wailed under a pale little moon made of nothing. People thought they saw Ghost Widow munching on Doritos with Valerie. But it wasn't Doritos, it was a magical corncob that sexy Jay designed with care.

This time, she wanted 12 umpa-loompas and 5 slimy Pterodactyls with Listerine. Suddenly the wizard Spanksalot grumbled with great big annoyance. Dirty scoundrels sacked small vermin left by evil midgets wearing pink Fedoras and speedos. However, Elvis wasn't having cheesecake; he stopped to adjust Stacy's corset that had melted rubber down its frog but sadly, he died.

Cheney shot the lawyer in the buttocks with spitballs made of recycled garbage with asparagus. After blowing the mayor, he loaded up 12 hundred bucks obtained illegally so he licked garbage which Statesman tossed overseas. I then drank sour kiwi Rum. Drunken Avenger then sang Imagine. Afterward, Lily Tomlin beheaded the Tele-tubby while it sat eating pickled beets.

Next, Cloud Strife, Tifa Lockheart, Vincent Valentine and Yuffie Kisaragi took Aeris Gainsborough out cold.

Considering everything that transpired, little foot sat on his behind waiting for apples. Eskimo kisses tickled my tootsies unmercifully. Eventually, they screamed bloody Sunday until one benevolent little prince started rubbing knobs fiercely.
More midgets climbed Numina and pruned quietly. Taking advantage of nimble and skilled gastrointestinal parasites wasn't such a hard chore, except flying ones drove crazy trains.

Then, He-man decided to lick post-its and stuff because chimichangas just weren't enough. Orko screaming meemies blubered aimlessly South. The dog chewed Positron. He farmed ancient Rikti chimichangas. Then, Captain Swatkowski dribbled on his bib. This caused Swatkowski to run slower; the ice cream chimichanga tripped. Sensing imminent disaster, Pablo summoned blue fire buttfungus, unleashing unspeakable horrors. After the Furby stimulated mister Chimichanga, he stole 8000 blue chimichangas.

Ravenously belching Jingle Bombs, popsicles, Lava-lamps, and edible thongs, he swore revenge on Muffins containing poison tic-tacs for ruining everything. After hours of making Fudge of Extreme Puffs, he

Cool! *Turns the whole 2012 doomsday theory into a chocolate chip cookie*

I grant the poster below me the ability to disprove the 2012 doomsday theory!

PPD Ghosts/Equalizers (Especially on Mayhem Missions!)
Vanguard are way overpowered and don't seem to aggro the same way as most mobs (Most mobs only seem to attack when I either snipe them or enter melee range, but Vanguard Swords are different!)
Tsoo Sorcerers
Resurrecting Freakshow

Just see my sig. Tired of repeating myself.

The Cursed Sorcerer agrees.

I don't think I need it. I am a patient person, as you can probably tell.

That's what we need!

I didn't think I would have to use this again!

Be patient, my impatient friend. You will get your Going Rogue info!

(Probably Monday)

The Cursed Sorcerer agrees to this idea and all ideas like it.

Just wait until the holidays are over, and the population will "increase!"

Actually, I made that thread off-topic by doing that. I was just going to delete that.

Here's my list of emotes that I think should be in CoX:

These dance moves: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8hcv-uUNDw
(/emote ballerina, /emote russiandance, /emote clap dance
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/emote macarena

/emote dumbbell (character pulls out a dumbbell and does curls)
/emote punch (character punches the air as if training with a punching bag)
/emote joginplace (character jogs in place)


We also need more epic victory poses

/emote swordvictory- (character pulls out a sword and holds it above his/her head in an epic pose. Perfect for Broad Sword users)

/emote pistolcatch-(Character throws a pistol in the air and catches it. Perfect for the new Dual Pistols powerset!)

/emote pistolblow (Character blows on the barrel of a pistol. Also perfect for Dual Pistols!)
/emote victoryfaint (Character collapses on the ground as if to say "We... did it!")

Video demonstrating swordvictory and pistolcatch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdRRx...eature=related

I'll think of more.
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Sorry about that. Anyway, I do agree with your suggestion. I would also not mind having /emote holdgun like what certain villains use when idling.

Metal Armor/Metal Melee for Tankers/Brutes! GIMME!

I don't know. Some people DO die laughing. Is that because the joke was just that funny or because of Nemesis?

However, I think we can agree that Barack Obama has no involvement in any of Nemesis' plots!