So I've used what google-fu I have, and have come up with no answers whatsoever...
After installing Windows 7, I set myself to reinstall CoX (nasty virus, so I figured I'd just format and finally install Windows 7).
Downloading the updater, I finally get it working, but it's downloading at such a slow pace it'll take 100 hours to complete. I've got it running constantly right now, and I've googled it into oblivion trying to figure it out... but I figure I've missed SOMETHING...
Nothing else runs this slow, just about everything, including P2P torrents, downloads fast, including my Blizzard updater.
So what am I missing? When I had XP installed, the CoX updates came at like, 200-500kbps