MadVyking

And here's how you get to the peregrine island location for next week's contest <pulls down map>

Three ways

1) use your base teleporter for peregrine island and poof you there
2) hit the ferry in talos turn right and get to the island
3) oroborous turns to the left and get to the island

The theme is mythology so all demoninations are open like Greek

(gets hit by lightning by Zeus)

Roman

(gets hit by Jupiter)

ugh uh......Norse

(gets hit by Thor)

(staggers)

nnnngh Hindu

(gets hit by Indra)

This isn't helping.....Japanese

(gets hit by Rajin)

(faceplants)

Next time picking the god of fluffy bunnies

(gets an arrow from Pan)

(holds up sign {Seeya next week})

As one who is about to get affected by Irene, we wish all those affected safety overall and hope everyone recovers quickly. Your well being supercedes all.

I know not of topic but it has to be said.

And here's how you can get to the location at Talos for the next comtest (pulls down map)

Get off the train, step down.

Simple.

(computer screen turns on <syntax error>)

Ugh

10 goto "TalosTrain"
20 if direction = "s" then $"Success" else $"runfaceintowall"
9999 end

didn't think i had to go to old school BASIC to do this. Thank god I didn't have to use COBOL.

Seeya next week.

(The Hero Dawn Cheerleaders run out and break into two groups of four)

Ready?

OK

H E R O Dawn is here

Costume contest time to cheer

H E R O Dawn is here

Costumes trivia and have no fear

H E R O Dawn is here

Even Cyberrat appears

GOOOOOOOO HD

(The two groups form an "H" and a "D". Cyberrat jumps over the middle bar of the H and though the d stops in middle and starts caramelldansen)

And here's how you get to the university in steel canyon (pulls down map)

it hasn't changed.......wait a sec

(hits fly and floats up)

Either through the midnighter's club, the steel canyon south train or through atlas park is the fastest routes

(mass crowds from each direction comes in)

Ha! prepped for this one.

So see ya monday at 10 pm

(leads whole group in drunken sounding version of louie louie)

Rogue magazine: Great fashion. Beautiful styles. Elegant and grace.

Cape Radio: always proving it ain't super til you put on the cape

Zwill, Beastyle & Dark Watcher: always a pleasure to see you guys there. Best scene steal: the flying car.

All those who attended excellent costumes and quick intelligence with the trivia.

And no Joan Rivers. A perfect night.

Fashion show

triple amount in rewards

10 mil per correct trivia question

and special guests

wow

(sees same cast goes to doc)

M: let's run that again

d: OK would you like to shoot him here or wait til you get home

m: shoot him now shoot him now

d: you keep out of this she doesn't have to shoot you now

M HA! Hold it right there!........pronoun trouble. It isn't 'she doesn't have to shoot you now', it's 'she doesn't have to shoot ME now'

WELL I say she DOES have to shoot me now!

(goes to antoinette) SO SHOOT ME NOW!

(antoinette shoots causing orange bill to open wide around head)

probably the wrong area to ask but it's issue 21 related.

Warshades have their own story arc and their contact is shadowstar. I assume she is being relocated?

(interviewer dressed)

The show on monday and the models are prepping for the event. They all are ready to show off the summer/fall clothes.

So remember Monday starting at 9pm

(tries to get in for rehearsal gets blocked by security)

(shows button) Press (button gets thrown out)

(gets a another button) Press (also thrown out)

(gets a knob) Pull

(I get tossed out)

Hmmm tight lipped

And here's how you get to the fashion show in port oakes...(pulls down map)

Just click the marconiville marker and travel power your way there the go up to the pool in the middle of the buildings where the supergroup registry is and youre there.

and the subject is off work wear so go casual or ready to tear up the night

(gets handed a dress in the form of a swan)

aw come on that's been done.

(gets a black dress shirt with a hoodie)

ah better hoodies are still in

(pulls up hoodie top has an orange bill)

(doc and antoinette comes up. doc with bunny ears, antoinette with a stylish hunter suit)

guys really the first choice was lousy

d: would you like to shoot him here or wait til you get home

m: SHOOT HIM NOW! SHOOT HIM NOW!

D: you keep out of this. She doesn't have to shoot you now.

M: She does SO have to shoot me now

(runs to antoinette)

M: I DEMAND that you shoot me now!

(antoinette pulls out double barrel shotgun and shoots. Orange bill sticking up and to the side)

Due to the speed and accuracy of virtue's intelligent trivia people as well as the combintaion ot high quality costumes and sheer numbers, there will be more trivia prepared.

Remember the subject this week will be bug related

(Screen changes to four people talking about nothing in a dingy eating establishment.)

(Screen changes back)

Not that kind of bug either

And here's how you get to freedom court in galaxy city (pulls down map)

Fastest way is through the train. Once out turn south and go 314 yds and you'll "bee" (bad pun attack) where back alley brawler is.

(volkswagon beetle drives by)

Not that kind of beetle!

So seeya monday for "the beetle invasion" at galaxy city. Insect theme monday 10pm eastern/7 pacific

(curtain opens up to 4 guys in grey suits playing rock music)

NOT that type either!

Thank you. It's a comfort to know this has been a problem and not just me.

I play on a laptop. Usually no problem. Just an occasional lag out but doesn't happen a lot. Then came the grren warehouse with ultra mode. If alone I move ataa snail pace. If on a team graphic card crashes and boots me out. This room can be found in the lambda the tin mage tf and two tips to knowledge. I checked and graphic card is fully updated. I do not use ultra mode and graphic quallity is the second lowest setting. Canyone give me some helpto resolve this short of saying new computer.

I play on a laptop and was well for some time. The occasional lagged out but overall no problem. Then came the green warehouse when ultra mode came. For those who don't know what I'm talking about. Its in the lambda, the tin mage tf and two tip missions to knowledge. Once I enter one of two things will happen. If I'm alone move slows to a snail pace. If in a group, graphic card crashes and boots me out. I already checked and the card is all updated. Ultra mode is not capable on the card so I havvent touched that area. And settings at moment is the second lowest. Any tips on how to get this resolved short of buying new computer?

And here's how you get to the AE building in skyway (pulls map down)

Two ways can be the fastest. One is the way from kings row entrance, the other for a close second place if you were racing would be the skyway south train station.

(two clown cars race around then pull to a screeching halt)

So seeya monday 10pm est and remember (taps top of one of the cars) clowns is the theme.

(both cars open. one car empties with democrat politicians the other with republican politicians)

um.....not that kind of clown.

(Sits in corner with crucifix garlic and protective ring)

The horror

The horror

(shows tombstone with HD symbol)

(camera pulls away and moves thru graveyard eerie music playing)

(camera closesin on old haunted house and goes thru the door)

(camera goes in see stairs with trap door opening and goes thru it)

(camera goes down spiral staircase to coffin room lighted with candles)

(Coffin opens)

And here's how you get to the grandville location for the next costume contest (pulls down map)

Get off the ferry and just go straight up the middle. You cant miss that statue. So see you next monday.

(smiles then looks) What?

You were expecting the crypt keeper?

(silence)

Guess you were (drink potion and smashes glass. large poof of smoke and an almost skeletal creature looks and cackles)

(green slime oozes with words showing "HD Creepshow Contest 10pm est Monday in Grandville")

See you then boils and ghouls

Something is missing......

Ah yes a promo

(Scrolling pics of previous winners)

(Announcers voice)

There have been previous winners but who will take home the gold?

HD Wrestling presents Costumania with the main event to find out whose costume layeths the smackdown on others' costume.

Also scheduled the trivia championship is on the line. Who has the brains as well as the brawn?

Tune in at Imperial city auction house Monday 10pm est/6 pacific.

If ya smeeeeeeeeelllllllllllll what the goat is cooking.

And here's how you get to the auction house in Imperial city (pulls down map)

Go to pocket D

(Big muscular man with face paint and lots of tassels comes in heavily breathing)

Go to the studio 55 entrance behing the ramp on the blue side

(Heavy SKRONK of a snort)

(look of worry and confusion) uh......ok

Once youre in go outside then go in se direction about .54 of a mile. and youre there. So see you at the contest

(big guy steps in front) FEEL THE POWER OF THE DESTRUCITY OF THE ULTIMATE COSTUME CONTEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSST!

(looks over his shoulder) Ok i been waiting over 20 years to ask this: What the hell is destrucity?

And here's how you get to Kellie Nemmers in Croatoa (pulls down map)

Once you emerge from the train, you can mark her since she's a contact point or you can go .62 of a mile just a smidge off true north to get to her. Lower levels be careful in the woods but once you get to the lake with the sprites you are safe.

(The ghost of Over Alt Man comes from behind)

(turns around)

ZOINKS!!!

(Starts running around while Jerry Reed sings "Pretty Mary Sunshine" in the background)

(goes to corridor with 4 doors on each side. Goes in one of them)

(ghost grabs door as i emrge from another and crosses to opposite door)

(ghost grabs that door as I dressed as Goat exits far left door and runs to near east door)

(ghost grabs that door and gets a pie in the face as i leave corridor)

(ghost chases me as Doc lets go a rope which drop an anvil which launches a boot which kicks a lit candle to burn another rope and drop a cage over the ghost)

Now to see who is thie ghost

(pulls rubber mask to reveaL......)

OLD MAN JENKINS?

but that would be easy (pulls another mask)

DON KNOTTS?

too cliche (pulls another mask)

ZWILLINGER?

Two more days til the costume contest "going rouge" at the USS Mason at Indy. Sunday 10pm est.

(UB40 comes from behind and plays extended version of red red wine)

A little more topical and tropical

(Sets up cabana bar)

When in rome......

And here's how you get to the USS Mason in Independence Port (pulls down map)

It is the boat where Admiral Sutter of the Sutter Task Force is so once you get off the train or port from base or oroborous, head in NNW direction to that boat. It is behind the hospital.

So see you mo.....errr sunday

(a cop, a construction worker, a biker, a cowboy, a G.I. and a very friendly indian comes from behind and starts singing "In The Navy")

You knew this was gonna happen.

Always ready with trivia every Monday 10 pm est

(Brings in Grape Ape)

I ain't losing the next one

And here's how you get to the UNMARKED location of the monkey fight club in sharkshead (pulls down map)

OK go to the Pocket D marker/truck, head north, go around the LEFT side of the building facing you.ONce you get to the back side of said building you'll see a faded picture of a monkey with boxing gloves. Go in the door and you're in.

(Big guy with open palm asking for money)

What do you mean Gleek lost?

(turns to two aliens)

Damn you wonder twins!

(grabs fists and make them touch)

Shape of a cat. Form of a bucket of water.

(dunks the cat in the water)

1:10 odds and I listen to them.