Now you can say anything and evade the consequences with the new Insulting Disclaimer™! Hurry up and get yours now, or you'll be the laughingstock of the Internet!
[And for you idiots out there, failure to buy the Insulting Disclaimer™ does not literally make you the laughingstock of the Internet.]
Forget it, you're just making stuff up. Not worth my time.
[And for you idiots out there, failure to buy the Insulting Disclaimer™ does not literally make you the laughingstock of the Internet.]