Commercial Rivals
Jolly Green Giant
Tylenol or Advil
Advil
Colt or Smith and Wesson?

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"At what point do we say, 'You're mucking with our myths'?" - Harlan Ellison
Colt
Crosman or Daisy?
Daisy
Hanes or Fuit of the Loom

Hanes
Stick or Roll on deodorant
Roll on
KFC or Popeye?

<《 New Colchis / Guides / Mission Architect 》>
"At what point do we say, 'You're mucking with our myths'?" - Harlan Ellison
KFC
Spoon, or Spork
spoon
Fries or onion rings?
Onion rings!! (with tartar sauce!!)
Levis or Wranglers

Levi's
Tommy Hilfiger or Helly Hansen
Tommy Hilfiger
New York Times or Wall Street Journal?

<《 New Colchis / Guides / Mission Architect 》>
"At what point do we say, 'You're mucking with our myths'?" - Harlan Ellison
NYT
Garfield or Heathcliff?
Garfield -
Obsession or White Jovan Musk
Obsession (although Casmir is my FAVE)
Dairy Queen or Frostee Freeze

Dairy Queen
Google or Yahoo?

<《 New Colchis / Guides / Mission Architect 》>
"At what point do we say, 'You're mucking with our myths'?" - Harlan Ellison
That's a tough one, because if you Google me, I might say Yahoo!
Half-and-Half or Coffeemate
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Coffeemate
Twizzlers or Red Vines

Twizzlers
Hallmark or Carlton
Carlton
Olive or canola?

<《 New Colchis / Guides / Mission Architect 》>
"At what point do we say, 'You're mucking with our myths'?" - Harlan Ellison
Canola.
Marlboro or Winston?
Marlboro
Ketchup or mustard?
Mustard
Sriracha or Tabasco?

<《 New Colchis / Guides / Mission Architect 》>
"At what point do we say, 'You're mucking with our myths'?" - Harlan Ellison
Tabasco
or
?
purple
oil or watercolor
Jägermeister
Birdseye or Jolly Green Giant frozen vegetables