Originally Posted by Count_Scottula
![]() Wonder what they'd think at work if I had the flaming eyes aura.
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What if Real Life were more like CoH?
i'd release a mmo called city of accountants and i.t. specialists.
i'd release a mmo called city of accountants and i.t. specialists.
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"Critical fumble! The xerox copier spits and coughs with a paper jam!"
Karma would dictate that I got the Fire Blast/Regeneration powers I want, but would bone me by leaving out immunity to fire damage. Burn your foes from the face of the planet, but suffer along with them! Have fun kiddo.
With no buses and only one car per train, public transit would have lines longer than Disneyland.
My farts would kill people.
/Radiation Emission. Operative word is 'emission.'
My guides:Dark Melee/Dark Armor/Soul Mastery, Illusion Control/Kinetics/Primal Forces Mastery, Electric Armor
"Dark Armor is a complete waste as a tanking set."

If RL were mre like City, I'd be able to murder people on the way to work to cover my mortgage with no serious legal repercussions. Oh a man can dream... *sigh*

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. It is a natural manure. -Thomas Jefferson
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Everyone keeps talking about work. Why work, when you can go around and save people and beat up bad guys for a living? If RL was more like CoH, one could pay their bills with INF.
Freedom
Blueside: Knight'Hawk, lvl 50, Scrapper
Yellowside: Dark'Falcon (Loyalist), lvl 20, Blaster
That Stinging Sensation #482183
The indiscriminate use of heavy weapons would become much more morally acceptable. Hose down a crowd with flamethrowers or explosives and only the bad guys get hurt. You can even nuke a city and kill nothing but the criminals! Civilians (or anyone else on your side) are just fine, and there's no property damage except maybe a scorch mark that disappears in a few seconds.
Well, unless they are near a bank. Then cars and dustbins and so forth will explode. But civilians nearby are still untouched.
Arc #40529 : The Furies of the Earth
Every time you needed to run to the department of Motor Vehicles, or the bank, or get to the emergency room, a city-wide event would occur that made it absolutely impossible for you to get anything practical accomplished.
I would say "nuts to driving, I'm grabbing my travel power!"
I think we might also all bemoan the loss of our cars as they apparently begin to drive around themselves, aimlessly. Thank god the Public transportation would become more reliable, free, AND almost instantaneous! |
Med-porters would be awesome. If tells didn't become texts then we can amuse they would be somehow mental and that would be epic.
"You say you are calm person? Then why have you earned 85,000 points towards the "Flipping off Stupid Drivers till I Die" badge?"
WooHoo! Two A-Merits... Now I can get that new Porsche I was looking at!
Cheers,
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I've been rich, and I've been poor. Rich is definitely better.
Light is faster than sound - that's why some people look smart until they speak.
For every seller who leaves the market dirty stinkin' rich,
there's a buyer who leaves the market dirty stinkin' IOed. - Obitus.
Speaking of PVP - Black Friday holiday shopping would be all the more dangerous @_@
- Looks at City Info-terminal- "Hmm... It seems the number of Stalkers in game have tripled..." (looks at newspaper headline "Peeping Tom cases go through the roof- police baffled" and wonders if there's a connection?)

"Well, there's going to be some light music and a short note of apology saying, 'The universe ended last week, we're really sorry, we don't know what you're doing here, didn't you get the message?'"- Steve Moffat