Cole was warned that pigeons (either robotic or just regular ones with training) with recording devices would be used to spy on him, and to pass secret information to the Resistance.
Thus, no Windowsills.
Also, the largest of crimes starts with the smallest of crimes, including, but not limited to: stealing pies that are cooling on windowsills.
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Bah, the paranoid fool earns nothing from such bigotry. Our flies on the walls are still in operation.|
Originally Posted by BBQ_Pork
Cole was warned that pigeons (either robotic or just regular ones with training) with recording devices would be used to spy on him, and to pass secret information to the Resistance.
Thus, no Windowsills. Also, the largest of crimes starts with the smallest of crimes, including, but not limited to: stealing pies that are cooling on windowsills. |
He merely fears the might of our parkour!
(btw, I like the sig...perhaps I need one saying: "If my color coded name says that I'm on a team, I'm not going to be happy with demands to join yours.")
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"Notice at the end, there: Arcanaville did the math and KICKED IT INTO EXISTENCE." - Ironik on the power of Arcanaville's math
Didn't anyone see that episode of Justice League Unlimited where Lex Luthor and Brainiac were merged as a single being? Right before Lex's transformation, Batman confronted him and was thrown out the window. When he tried using his Bat-grapple, the LexCorp building seemed grapple-proof.
Smooth surfaced buildings are a technological advancement that an intelligent archvillain should consider. Obviously, Emperor Cole isn't really that smart... but he does have smart people that work for him who probably advised it.
Actually the lack of window sills is because in Praetoria, there is no america. Therefore, no american traditions. Therefore, no american apple pie. Ergo, no need for a window sill to cool said pies. Conclusion? COLE IS A MONSTER!
Now, I KNOW this won't happen because the work vs benefit is way to high, but.
*sniff*
I want windowsills in Praetoria.
I can't do wall-climbing there! I just slide off.
The windowsill bounce is a key part of all my swift/hurdle/ninja run set of travelers and the closest thing we have in the game to wall crawling.
And the evil Praetorians have taken it away by apparently outlawing all window sills!
We must fight for our right to window sills!
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"Notice at the end, there: Arcanaville did the math and KICKED IT INTO EXISTENCE." - Ironik on the power of Arcanaville's math