City of Heroes New Year's Resolutions

* Bone Daddy: "I resolve to kill the next smart acre who calls me a 'Bone Me Daddy'"

* Synapse: "I resolve this year to slow down and take a look at the big picture for a cha... oh look! A Bunny!"

* Hellions Supplier: "Bactine... gotta order more Bactine..."

* Blue Steel: "Personal improvements? Hmmmm... personal improvements.... I'll have to get back to you on that one."

* Sister Psyche: "To still fit inside my hero outfit come next December."

* Manticore: "To have a little archer running around the house come next December."

* Sister Psyche: (Sighs) "Not even January first yet and already failing at my resolutions..."

* Clockwork King: "I resolve to find a hollywood make up artist who can make a foam rubber mask to fit around the jar. Note to self: Make sure they've never been lauded in Fangoria magazine first."

* Doctor Vahzilok: "I resolve to see the beauty inside people! Like that woman last night; never have I seen such a perfect spleen before."

* Crimson: "I resolve to be more forthcoming."

* Blue Steel: "Hmmm... nope... nothing yet..."

* Lord Recluse: "I resolve to finally get over my arachnophobia."

* Scirroco: "I resolve to finally be Evil in 2010! Wait, I didn't say evil... I said Evil! Oh come ON! You can not tell me that this stupid curse won't even let me say I want to be Evil! No! I said Evil! EVIL EVIL EVIL! Oh, drat... this isn't good at all... Wait, what? Oh for the love of all that's Evil!"

* Wretch: "Wretch gonna be housebroken. You betcha."

* Ghost Widow: "I resolve not to use my spinning hold attack on Wretch as a form of punishment any longer. I've seen lawn sprinklers with less range."

* Blue Steel: "I suppose I could resolve to be better at... wait... nope... scratch that..."

* Nemesis: "Let's see, I'll get this hero to fulfill resolution number one. Oh, and that hero right there would be perfect for helping me with resolution two. Oh dear, I was a bit ambitious when I made my third New Year's resolution... this may require a Task Force."

* Silver Mantis: "I resolve to FINALLY find a tank who can live up to their Invulnerability power set."

* Azuria: "In 2010 I hereby solemnly vow to... to umm.... I had it right here... I swear... well darn it all... my resolution list seems to be missing..."

* Fusionette could not be reached for comment.

* Carnival of Shadows Strongman: "I resolve to get treated with respect around here and not like some piece of meat!"

* Blue Steel: "I've got it! In 2010 I resolve to be more humble!"

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My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw

ibtl

(in before the laughter!)

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Make a man a fire and keep him warm for the day, SET a man on fire and keep him warm for the rest of his life.
Incarnates: K'lir(Fire/Dark Corr):Hot-House Flower(Plant/Fire Dom):Kinrad X(Kin/Rad Def):Itsy-Bitsy Spider(Crab):Two Ton Tony(Mace/WP Broot):Teeny Weeny Widow(Fortunata/Widow) : Zeroth Law (Ice/Fire Tank)

Oh for the love of...

Took you long enough Steel.

Funny as always though...

Thank you for the time...

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Arc 5299: Magic, Mystery, and Mayhem Updated!! 09/15/09