Change the channel
	*tackles Chaos and renders him unconscious, then flips it back to football*
Look, you hormonal nerds, it's Sunday and I will not be denied my dose of football 
        
	*changes channel to footy world cup*
Here's your football!
        
	*football?*
*Changes channel to anything BUT football*
        
	I'm okay with that
*Changes channel to Animal Planet*
D'oh!
        
*flips channel to 'In Living Color' reuns....laughs wildly*
 �Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�		
	*changes channel to old GI Joe cartoons*
Gotta love them PSA's "Knowing is half the battle!"
        
	*flips it to local morning news*
It's time for my dose of depressing stories happening in my depressing city.
        
	Just watch ESPN 
        
	*changes the channel to old Fresh Prince Reruns"
Iiiiiiiin West philidelphia born n raised...
        
*searches for Ren and Stimpy* ah HAH!
 �Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�		*Grabs remote and looks for Invader Zim* GIR Rulez!
	*changes the channel to South Park*
Cartman FTW
        
	*hits Angry on the head with a stick* Hey! 
*changes TV to the Flintstones* Yabba dabba doo!
        
Futurama FTW!
*turns to Judge Judy just to hear her yell at a guy that he's an IDIOT*
 �Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�		*flips channel to VH1 Classic, cuz they usually have neat old rock n roll videos on*
	*changes TV to G4*
Oooh, AOTS is on! 
 *sits on couch, spreads wings to take up entire couch*
        
	*flips the channel to Sports Center and slips Gryphie a real girl*
Repeat after me. Olivia Munn is not my girlfirend. Here is a chick that's actually here. Enjoy 
        
	*flips channel to History of the World: Part 1*
Aahhh Mel Brooks is a genius!
        
	*flips it to Comcast On Demand*
Now to see if they've updated the HBO section.
        
*intently watches as Angry scans for new stuff*
 �Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�		*throws on Most Extreme*

*changes channel to the man show where barely clothed women are playing ... something*
Now that's a man's game.