*sighs as he falls in yet again, before vanishing in typical teleporty fashion*
You know, eventually you'll all get the point. 
......
*throws explosive sheep at wolffe, the explosion knocking him into the pit* 
[Admin] Emperor Marcus Cole: STOP!
[Admin] Emperor Marcus Cole: WAIT ONE SECOND!
[Admin] Emperor Marcus Cole: WHAT IS A SEAGULL DOING ON MY THRONE!?!?
Curse you Reebbeeeeellllllll!!
*falls down into the pit*
*reappears at edge having a bungee cord attached to ankles and grabs rim*
*pulls self over edge*
Ahem. *evil grin*
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AHEM. *lobs another exploding sheep*
[Admin] Emperor Marcus Cole: STOP!
[Admin] Emperor Marcus Cole: WAIT ONE SECOND!
[Admin] Emperor Marcus Cole: WHAT IS A SEAGULL DOING ON MY THRONE!?!?
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We need to nick Pocket D's dampener? |
Originally Posted by Rebel_Scum
You know, eventually you'll all get the point.
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Pit of death? I thought this was the Pit of Despair! Well I'm not Dead Just Mostly dead!
*Wanders past*
We really should put a rope around that thing.
*Keeps wandering*
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Come on drop me a rope! Don't make me tell you what the crocodiles are munching on!
*Throws Rotten a rope*
(It's not tied off to anything, but it's the thought that counts, right?)
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*gets crocodiles to bite onto rope and tosses them up to Rebel. Now there Dizzy angry baby crocodiles.*
*gets the shotgun powered golf-club from 'Patent Benders' and starts swinging*
FOUR!!
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.....shotgun powered golf club. WHAT.
[Admin] Emperor Marcus Cole: STOP!
[Admin] Emperor Marcus Cole: WAIT ONE SECOND!
[Admin] Emperor Marcus Cole: WHAT IS A SEAGULL DOING ON MY THRONE!?!?
Get a Wood. Bore a hole in the golf head. Insert cartridge. Line up Tee Shot. Swing. *BANG* Ball travels much further if you strike it just right.*
*Do not try this at home.
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Ahh. I was thinking there was an actual shotgun involved somehow and coming up with some very stange mental images.
Anyway..... *shoves Shade into the pit again while he's distracted, then pulls a flamethrower from thin air and turns it on the crocodiles, laughing maniacally*
[Admin] Emperor Marcus Cole: STOP!
[Admin] Emperor Marcus Cole: WAIT ONE SECOND!
[Admin] Emperor Marcus Cole: WHAT IS A SEAGULL DOING ON MY THRONE!?!?
*tosses Shade back out*
Go away! It ain't ready!
*Returns to cooking Pit of Death 5-Alarm Lip Remover Chili*
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Right then... I'll be over here by the planks and shark tank trying to think up some more ingenious ... or be that devious traps and plot points. *grins* and *ducks behind tank* and *toggles hide*.
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Now that you mention it, I could use one of those planks over here. Oh, and who drew your sig banner? It's cool.
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/runs off cackling
Okay, well how about Australian accents?
G'day mate!
If I don't talk in that accent, you lot can't either.
<-- lives just across the ditch from Austrailia.
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Shrimp on the baahbie! Dingos drink Fostah's cause it's Australian fuh Beeyah! Oi!
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If I don't talk in that accent, you lot can't either.
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Uagh! My toenails!
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Originally Posted by Blood_Wolffe
Shrimp on the baahbie! Dingos drink Fostah's cause it's Australian fuh Beeyah! Oi!
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*facepalm*
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On plank, coming right up... *wanders over and gives Dev a plank swinging it wildly wacking him in the head* Opps sorry about that.|
Originally Posted by DeviousMe
Now that you mention it, I could use one of those planks over here. Oh, and who drew your sig banner? It's cool.
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The sig banner was done by an aquaintance of mine. _Acyl_ ... in game handle is @Acyl and you can contact them on the Legendary boards here: http://bit.ly/NtG10
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Originally Posted by Blood_Wolffe
Shrimp on the baahbie! Dingos drink Fostah's cause it's Australian fuh Beeyah! Oi!
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/runs off cackling |
@FloatingFatMan
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
*Blatantly pushes Rebel in*
IT PUTS THE LOTION ON IT'S SKIN OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN!
I mean... oops. Didn't see you there Rebel.
*Dumps oodles of baby crocodiles down the pit*
They're particularly bite-y today.