Hmmm, aren't Haiku supposed to have a somewhat strange ending? Something like:
The villains have come
Hamidon is going down
There will be pudding
or
Here I have posted
This thread is now doomed to fail
FloatingFatMan sings
If it has eyes, you can blind it, if it has blood, you can make it bleed, if it has a mouth, you can make it scream.
A new thread begins
It is still staying on track
Derailment beckons
@SteelRat; @SteelRat2
"Angelina my love, I'm a genius!"
"Of course you are darling, that's why I married you. Physically, you're rather unattractive"
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Post count is rising
Never fail to read my words
They are all useful
or following the same pattern:
Char slots are missing
Never fail to see the need
Curse your altitis
If it has eyes, you can blind it, if it has blood, you can make it bleed, if it has a mouth, you can make it scream.
PL plz?
GTFO
This.
Abbreviations
In many cases too short
But funny in some
or to elaborate:
Knowledge eludes me
GTFO is unclear
but phantasy helps
If it has eyes, you can blind it, if it has blood, you can make it bleed, if it has a mouth, you can make it scream.
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PL plz?
GTFO
This.
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Someone needs work on their Haiku's... 
@FloatingFatMan
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
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PL plz?
GTFO
This.
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Someone needs work on their Haiku's...
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Not reeallly alluding to the standard 5-7-5 format - but I laffed nonetheless heheh 
@SteelRat; @SteelRat2
"Angelina my love, I'm a genius!"
"Of course you are darling, that's why I married you. Physically, you're rather unattractive"
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Haiku of the Bad Puller ( 
)
When it rains it pours
When you die, debts raise
So do your debt badges...
I'll use this one the next time I get my team killed
May I rephrase that?
A short form indeed
It is no standard Haiku
I laughed nonetheless
If it has eyes, you can blind it, if it has blood, you can make it bleed, if it has a mouth, you can make it scream.
A grasp of Haiku
Rivalled by few so it seems
More mirth did follow
@SteelRat; @SteelRat2
"Angelina my love, I'm a genius!"
"Of course you are darling, that's why I married you. Physically, you're rather unattractive"
http://faces.cohtitan.com/profile/SteelRat
When necklines have come
Soon will moving hair follow
Jay is so sexy
@Golden Girl
City of Heroes comics and artwork
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When necklines have come
Soon will moving hair follow
Jay is so sexy
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My my GG, wow
I'm shocked that you have said that
Oh yes, not like you.
I am the Blaster, I have filled the role of Tank, Controller and Defender
Sometimes all at once.
Union EU player! Pip pip, tally ho, top hats and tea etc etc
If you'd read my posts
Studying them carefully
You'd see that it is.
@Golden Girl
City of Heroes comics and artwork
Nothing is sacred
From her tireless tedious rants
Something diff'rent please
@SteelRat; @SteelRat2
"Angelina my love, I'm a genius!"
"Of course you are darling, that's why I married you. Physically, you're rather unattractive"
http://faces.cohtitan.com/profile/SteelRat
stomach like a train
wishing if only could squat
spandex really tight
Post count plus one, yes!
Fill every word to fit in.
Surprise ending? Nah.
and after a battle with the Vaz:
Flies buzz lazily,
The young man lies at his rest,
Rotting in the sun.
�How do I like my MMOs? I like them the way Paragon Studios used to make them.� - a fitting tribute from kiasa.org
EU, Union mostly.
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Nothing is sacred
From her tireless tedious rants
Something diff'rent please
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In your second line
Too many syllables lie
Your haiku is weak.
@Golden Girl
City of Heroes comics and artwork
He speaks so quickly
Most people will not notice
His haiku is fast
If it has eyes, you can blind it, if it has blood, you can make it bleed, if it has a mouth, you can make it scream.
But if people look
They'll see that it's not right
What will he do then?
@Golden Girl
City of Heroes comics and artwork
Although he has failed
He atleast made an attempt
They will know he tried
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PL plz?
GTFO
This.
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my haiku was weak
this one is better thanks to
wikipedia.
This is very true
You've mastered the haiku form
Keep up the good work
@Golden Girl
City of Heroes comics and artwork
Tankers battle hard
Many battles are won
Unstoppable fades
Golden Girl posts lots
Abundant are her smilies
But still she posts more
Kerensky has gone
GhostRaptor steps into shoes
Will peace be restored
Inspiration gone
All of it used up too soon
My Haiku's must end
Tedious is but two
Not three as you may have thought
Wrong as usual, eh?
Usual is two too
You just have to read it right
Colonials? Ha!
@SteelRat; @SteelRat2
"Angelina my love, I'm a genius!"
"Of course you are darling, that's why I married you. Physically, you're rather unattractive"
http://faces.cohtitan.com/profile/SteelRat
Inspired by my post in the "U lft" thread; here's a haiku or three for you!
On forming a team
A team is forming
The world needs a strong hero
Experience flows
On Rikti attacks
The invaders come
Explosions rock the city
A child cries alone
On future issues!
Nemesis steals time
The coming storm breaks on us
The future is lost
@FloatingFatMan
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.