I find the lack of female pets to be sexiest. Women can easily be as strong as men and since the devs don't seem to toss them into the random model pool for the sets that make sense in I've come up with my own set of friendly feminist female followers.
Harem/Pimp:
Dredged up from the bottoms of the Isles tring to live day to day these ladies are obedient to whoever they think will see them to thier next. Lives spent in obedience have made them unquestionaly loyal no matter what thier master puts them through.
level 1 Runaway - Gather one to three young girls who have chosen the streets rather then wherever home was.
level 2 - Whip crack Ranged, High Damage(Lethal) same as snap but you pull the whip back behind your head first.
Level 6 Make Usefull - You decide to show a bit of trust in your girls and allow them to carry weapons. Maybe now they can carry thier own wieght.
level 8 Whip Circle - You circle your whip around your head for a Aoe Stun with minor damage.
Level 12 Streetwalker -Employ one to two working girls. Having spent a long time on thier own these ladies know how to survive. They start off with thier own shiv which can be upgraded to a butterfly knife.
Level 18 Give Fix - You give your ladies thier "fix", greatly boosting strength and pain tollerance however when it wears off they will become lethargic. This power can also be used to string out your team mates. (AoE +dmg +maxhealth +regen +Def followed by end and recovery crash)
Level 26 Mistress - Used to keeping girls in check she gives an accuracy and dammage boost to your ladies she carries a pistol with her but will take another if offered.
Level 32 Get Real - Realise how horrible and unflatteirng this idea is and decide to check the calender.
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It's hard out here for a pimp, but man it feels good to be a gangster.
Excellent April Fools Day post
Feel free to try out my AE mission arc, # 473452: Praetorian Redemption
@Valerika
I find the lack of female pets to be sexiest. Women can easily be as strong as men and since the devs don't seem to toss them into the random model pool for the sets that make sense in I've come up with my own set of friendly feminist female followers.
Harem/Pimp:
Dredged up from the bottoms of the Isles tring to live day to day these ladies are obedient to whoever they think will see them to thier next. Lives spent in obedience have made them unquestionaly loyal no matter what thier master puts them through.
level 1 Runaway - Gather one to three young girls who have chosen the streets rather then wherever home was.
level 1 Whip Snap - Ranged, Moderate Damage(Lethal) a quick forward snap
level 2 - Whip crack Ranged, High Damage(Lethal) same as snap but you pull the whip back behind your head first.
Level 6 Make Usefull - You decide to show a bit of trust in your girls and allow them to carry weapons. Maybe now they can carry thier own wieght.
level 8 Whip Circle - You circle your whip around your head for a Aoe Stun with minor damage.
Level 12 Streetwalker -Employ one to two working girls. Having spent a long time on thier own these ladies know how to survive. They start off with thier own shiv which can be upgraded to a butterfly knife.
Level 18 Give Fix - You give your ladies thier "fix", greatly boosting strength and pain tollerance however when it wears off they will become lethargic. This power can also be used to string out your team mates. (AoE +dmg +maxhealth +regen +Def followed by end and recovery crash)
Level 26 Mistress - Used to keeping girls in check she gives an accuracy and dammage boost to your ladies she carries a pistol with her but will take another if offered.
Level 32 Get Real - Realise how horrible and unflatteirng this idea is and decide to check the calender.