I submit this horrible thing.
"It's hard for you to be yourself, if you don't know who you really are."
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I like reading people's bios when I have spare time in game (usually waiting by the mission door), and if I see one that catches my interest for one reason or another, I save it. Unfortunately, I find many more that are funny because they are bad, and much fewer that are funny because they are funny. Does anyone else do this, or am I one of the few. And if you do, by all means share!
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Ow, that made my head hurt.
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I submit this horrible thing.
[/ QUOTE ]I admit it. I laughed. It's good. In a horrible sort of way.
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I don't know why Dink thinks she's not as sexy as Jay was. In 5 posts she's already upstaged his entire career.
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...wait....an oil spill made the walruses radioactive? Oil's radioactive?
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Why horrible? Is he mocking your favorite play style? *Ducks* 
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There's also the ones that take a somewhat recognizable character and warp them in some... imaginative ways.
And, of course, there's also the women characters that are obviously played by male players.
But I never get enough of bad spelling and grammar
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That is made of a strange combination of awesome and win.
your = Belonging to you.
you're = Contraction meaning "You are."
Ur = The name of an ancient Mesopotamian city.
ur = This is not a word.
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That it is. Wonder how he explains dying....
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I unleashed my furry once.....never found it again.
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Check Pocket D
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Same thing happened to the guy that cried havoc. He spent the rest of the day knocking on doors looking for his dogs of war.
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First one wasn't all that imaginative. Ripped directly from a Robot Chicken bit. And petitionable on at least 2 counts...... 
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All of these a dethkick stupid lesbian mothers awesome.
The Alt Alphabet ~ OPC: Other People's Characters ~ Terrific Screenshots of Cool ~ Superhero Fiction
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... Wow. That explains a lot.
"City of Heroes. April 27, 2004 - August 31, 2012. Obliterated not with a weapon of mass destruction, not by an all-powerful supervillain... but by a cold-hearted and cowardly corporate suck-up."
http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=kcgtue&s=4
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http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=rrp16u&s=4
Uh... no comment.
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That made me laugh
Got some new ones.
FEEL MY TASTY SWEET WRATH!
No innuendo here
Catgirls are so last week
The Bacon Compels You.
I've seen a couple. The only one I wish I'd gotten a screenshot of but didn't was for a character named "SS Dauntless"; a coincidentally humanoid battleship piloted by a crew of Ants. Amazing, amazing bio and premise.
As for the others I've seen? Well...
This Bio:
Was written in a test tube, once awaken
Grew so physically strong it could control electricity
Has a DIVINE MISSION TO PEE ELLE!!! (and is probably intentionally bad)
Powered its power by 10 fold and by 30 fold
Destroyed civilization with a smile
Hey I have a collection of... oh... its been posted...
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>.>
*starts swiping*
You asked for it. Now you'll regret it.
I mean seriously. It really is this bad.
Now for some good ones instead.
You find funny things in the Hollows.
This one's just awesome.
Also, I can't help but collect these types. Before there was Empowered there was Peril Lass! Also, think *you've* seen inflated bustlines?
http://www.virtueverse.net/wiki/Massacre_Melanie -the original Fire/Dark Corruptor -
http://boards.cityofheroes.com/showthread.php?t=115217
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That it is. Wonder how he explains dying....
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Best death scene evar!
"Samual_Tow - Be disappointed all you want, people. You just don't appreciate the miracles that are taking place here."
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Hilarious!
I like reading people's bios when I have spare time in game (usually waiting by the mission door), and if I see one that catches my interest for one reason or another, I save it. Unfortunately, I find many more that are funny because they are bad, and much fewer that are funny because they are funny. Does anyone else do this, or am I one of the few. And if you do, by all means share!