Something for the ladies: beefcake calendar tryout

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*hefts slightly less-bulging-than-usual nutsack* <;.;> I shall have to scavenge more thoroughly for the cold winter! <T.T>

*chomps a walnut on the way*

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Mist ... I'm not sure that you should be .. .implying anything about bags of nuts in this thread.

*eyes water*

Chicks dig bad boys, right? Well, they don't come any badder than Smashmouth! He's every hero's nightmare, and every woman's dream. Tall, dark, and handsome ... no really, he is! You just can't tell because he's wearing his signature mask and chains. And has glowing, red eyes ... And a mouth full of razor-sharp teeth ... And big claws.

But he's handsome, oh yeah. Just trust me on this.

a basic shot (pardon the lighting)

a little closer

in a little better light, doing a little warmup

And because his upper body is mostly covered, here's a special shot just for the calendar

Month: November, if possible. I really don't have a preference.

please stop all off your toons are alot cooler than mine and if cool people keep asking then none cool people like me will never get drawn

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*hefts slightly less-bulging-than-usual nutsack* <;.;> I shall have to scavenge more thoroughly for the cold winter! <T.T>

*chomps a walnut on the way*

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Mist ... I'm not sure that you should be .. .implying anything about bags of nuts in this thread.

*eyes water*



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<;_;> What? They are delicious and filled with protein! Good for you even! <;.;> Does nobody around here like nuts?