craban & VileTerror's Salty Asylum!


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I ain't a machine!

Oh my gosh, I just realized... POSTIT YELLOW IS MADE FROM CPU'S! THEY'RE MADE FROM CPUUUUUUU'S!!!!!

I shall now peel off me skin and dance to the tune of "Sophie's Waltz" from Chariots of Fire. You may sneeze if you feel so inclined.

DANCE TO THE SONGS OF YOUR INNERMOST TWEETER!


 

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*hops on Rasputin Smith, rides him off into the sunset. Ride of the Valkyries blaring from no where* ahhh mew loves the smell of insanity in the morning. smells like,....last months doggy diapers*


So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?

Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.

PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
...............C(...)D
.................m.m

 

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::walks as Bring in the Clowns starts playing::Somebody turn off that stupid stereo!!! I've started chaffing from the burlap sack those pecans are in !!


 

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Ok. That's it. You guys are crazy. I'm leaving.
(walks away from no one towards Craban and Co.)
I'm gonna hang around these guys from now on, they're normal at least. Not wierdos like YA'LL!
<shaking fist angrily at no one...>

Yesterday upon the stair
I met a man who wasn't there
he wasn't there again today
I wish that man would stay away.
Stephen King


 

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Now you notice? I thought the sign at the top of the stair said it all.

*closes eyes and begins hitting people at random with a leg of lamb*


 

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SOMEBODY TELL ME SOMETHING!

I desire to call someone a liar.


 

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H2O is water and water is better than Gatorade.Stick that in you canteen and drink it.


 

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LIAR!

FILTHY DIRTY LIAR!

May a thousand and one brain leeches attach themselves to your frontal lobes and do the monkey dance, you rotten vile evil LIAR!


 

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Muahahahahaha::rubs hands together evilly:: You have fallen into my trap Mr. Craban and now I must kill you:hone rings:: I shall kill you after I take this call.


 

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*keeps pushing time rewind button on newagedknight to keep him caught in that loop* giggles hysterically


So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?

Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.

PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
...............C(...)D
.................m.m

 

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Once and never again, will the darkened age of man reclaim the throne he has behest to the others, less enlightened in this day of fading ideas where we sow nothgin that we reap and claim anything that does not run away dashing through the snow and hoping to be the only one of its kind to escape but it will never do for the sole idea that brings us back to the day we lost it all is the fact that if we hadn't acted as we did more things would have been gained and the momentum very likely would have blasted us into the very bowls of space, hungry and open like a newborn mouth, eager to feed and demanding of time and effort though it gives little in return except misery and poor words.

Break all your bones and still you will not find the courage to confront the evil that lies in your own brain, for it is there, lurking in the mind, waiting for the chance to break free and act out its base desires, damning your soul to an eternity of regret and tax forms. I curse the day we met, but nothing cna change things the way they were nor the way they will be unless it is the power inside each of us, that unknown factor that allows us to rise above the norm and claim the stars as presents for our children, alone and misbegotten, but well meaning nonetheless.

If your brain turned to cheese you would not know it.

If I grabbed your eyes and twisted until they popped like rotten grapes and ran down your face in liquid shame you would not know what had ahppened unless I told you. For you are the sheep, ready for the shearing and I have nothing for which to give you that you do not already own.

Thus is the word spoken, haltingly and backwards but never without intent.


 

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::tip-toes through the tulips and dances on the daisies::Where are my wooden shoes. Help! Help! Somebody stole my fabulous wooden shoes! Egads man, my windmill has gone missing too.


 

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Who are Ewe to call us sheep? You can not Ram your vile accusations down our throats no matter how Sheepishly you couch your words! We are not barn yard animals! We are Stable minded humans and we shall be Herd! Flea from our words, you shalt not be on the Lamb for long ere we capture you and set you high in our prisons! The Shear truth of my words shall set us free from the Wool you attempt to pull over our eyes! Prey reconsider your point ere it be to late!


 

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I am here, once again, to state simply, "Blah."

That is all.


 

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Kamui must wanna be the "PUN"isher that is all hail the ego that is mine and go to that better place that is not where you used to be


 

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And don't think we don't appreciate that.

*lops off Evil_Shadow's head with rusty straight razor and fills his neck with squirrels*

I call it, "Man In Repose With Squirrel."


 

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Well atleast the squirrels are at home with us nuts


 

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TAKE IT BACK!

*jumps on NewAgeKnight's head and tries to pull it off by yanking on his ears*


 

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Now, just how am I supposed to get ahead in life like this?


 

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Take one ::lifts Craban's head up:: like this


 

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I think I just suffered a reality crisis.

Quick! Apply the vodka!


 

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::applies vodka liberally to his liver::Eye Eye Craban!:okes a ducktender in the eyes::


 

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*swipes NAK's head*


 

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Anyone else feeling a bit light headed?