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/e quietly turns on his Dune body shield and steps shimmering into the corner

Did anyone think to trim her claws before taking away the box?

/e wanders by from a chronic disease conference

/e eats a donut

I am both the solution and the problem! Excellent

Hi all.

/e wanders by

/e reaches over Neko's shoulder and punches a number on the remote

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-gVk8Xs9cE

Ah, nothing like gothic jazz on a Monday morning...

Hi all

Snowmobiles? Don't tell Wolfie

Hi's all.

/e pushes the Big Red Button activating RoboFrosty

Go get 'em, boy!

/e wanders by and hands out tripple chocolate mocha lattes w/extra espresso to the early bird over-achievers

If that doesn't wake you up, you're dead!

Mornings all.

/e wanders by and tosses a handful of catnip dust in sais's general direction

/e picks up the suddenly dropped golden rook while her eyes go all wide and spacy

/e calmly walks back into the temple and puts the rook back on its pedistal

Morning all

/e hands the puppeh an icepack as he wanders back outside

/e wanders by and slaps on a matching armband

Good to know, Neko. Thanks for the info.

Amy (the wife) survived her marathon 7-hour vet med boards exam Wednesday, so now we wait till February *rolls eyes* for the score.

So off to her guilty pleasure this weekend; hitting a cat show in Branson (ugh, town drives me into the realms of far annoyance) and bringing home the new show kitty/ queen for our cattery when she gets all growed up. I'll put up a pic next week; blue-eyed white Maine Coon.

Hope folks have a great weekend. I'll not be back by till Monday

Twipper

/e wanders by with black modesty squares front and back at waist height

I think the Puppeh made a miscalculation as to his theme... :P

Morning folks

/e wanders by with mouth oddly out of sync with words

Morning all. Seems to be a bit of a glitch somewhere...

/e snatches a randomly thrown knife out of thin air

Nice knife. Goodbye Mr Burton...

/e wanders by

Morning all.

/e floats by inside a white balloon

Um, help?

Mornings all


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6Ffr1U7KMY

*wanders by armed with a steam powered espresso gun*

Decaf is of the Devil!

Hi alls hope the weekend treated you well.

*clears throat*

Spear and magic helmut!

Morning all

*wanders by, tosses another log on the fire for Neko*

Almost feeling better today

Hi all, hope the spooky weekend went well for you.

*wanders by in a tuxedo cat costume*

What?



Morning all! Home sick, take pity and send double chocolate hot chocolate.

*dons a +5 Hat of Charisma*

I'm off to instruct a room full of dreaded Realtors.

If I don't return, they ett me. Avenge my death, Rookians.

*wanders by and tosses a giant moaning black runesword into the back room*

Shaddup already, will ya? Sheesh, miss one morning soul-sucking and its like dealing with a 2 year old...

Morning all. Lets summon up a pink and purple dragon witha tiara and fairy wings and turn him loose on Washington DC. That'll liven things up a bit.

I want the demons. More importantly, I want the Whip!

I can see it now. A nice, pleasant, demure cat girl in full modest clothing whipping the heck out of States.

Ah, the good life...


Heh

*wanders by*

I don't do ascots...

/e spins and stops dressed for Putting on the Ritz

I do however do top hats and canes

Hope folks had a good weekend.

*wanders by*

/e quietly sets a patented puppeh pit trap, filled with rainbow hue'd squeaky balls and baited with a juicy, sizzling t-bone steak

I suspect that flimsy plastic bag won't hold him long, Neko. But I have a cunning plan...


/e ducks the Vroomage Duo of Doom

*rides lanquidly across the space desert on a ship with no name*

Anyone have any sunscreen?

Hi all


Oh, and fyi, Paint Your Wagon is the Rocky Horror Picture Show of Westerns. And now you will never forget it...

*stands under a streelight in the middle of the night and rain darkened Rookery*

'This trenchcoat isn't water proof', I thought to myself. 'Come to think of it, that salesperson had something of a knowing smirk on his/her/it face...'

*wanders by*

1 person luge: greatest wedgie of all time

2 person luge: public sex at 70mph



Winter Olympics much more entertaining to watch than Summer

Morning all

*wanders by looking like Yacko*

Wheel of Morality! Spin Spin Spin!


Wait. We hate the Wheel of Morality.

/e grabs flamethrower