cursedsorcerer

Because I'll go all Vlad the Impaler on you otherwise! That's why!

(Why?)

Siege/Nightstar's Sequestration
Anti-Matter's Pulses and Disintegration and heal.
Oh, and Ghost Widow's holds.
And an uber-buffed post I22 Assassin Strike attack!

Because I'll bathe you in cockroaches otherwise!
(Why?)

Always wanted to have two-handed animations for Broadsword, Battle Axe and War Mace, personally.

I'm trying to find a way to kill you with your own gift that isn't disturbing... I've got nothing, so just know that you suffered a (probably) painful and graphic death.

To the next person, I bestow upon thee a crossbow like those used in the days of yore. Unfortunately, I have forgotten to supply crossbow bolts, so if you must strike me down, you must find a different way to do it than shooting me.

If CoX shuts down, we know the porn industry is responsible. If this comes to pass, I will spend the rest of my days working to undermine this industry. If that doesn't satisfy me, I'll shut down WoW.

All I know is that when/if we fight Dominatrix in an I Trial, she better have whip attacks.

Long live the Cockroach Empire!

Mario kicks Bowser's ***. The Princess kisses Mario on the nose and bakes a cake for him.

Bad idea: Attempt to solo the BAF trial.

Good idea: Helping newbies learn the ropes

Bad Idea: Having a bad costume, but also having enough Inf. to bribe the judges into choosing your costume.

Good Idea: Jumping off a skyscraper, falling and hitting Fly or Hover at the last minute in CoX.

Angry WoW addicts who are mad because you don't play WoW and they therefore hack your Internet.
Angry porn addicts who are mad because you don't watch porn and they therefore hack your Internet.

There wouldn't happen to be a way to instigate a war between these two factions, would there?

Titan Weapons:

A giant Gothic-looking Sword and an Axe of the same style.
Scaled up version of the Legacy Battle Axe and Legacy Broadsword (The default weapon options for the respective Power Sets) Oh. And a scaled up version of the Legacy War Mace.

Bad Idea: Getting on that TF team, asking for star, and then kicking everyone.

Good Idea: Doing a Hamidon raid with at least 7 full teams.

...CURSE YOU ***HOLE WHO DISABLED MY INTERNET ON MY COX COMPUTER!

*Unleashes Ion Core Final Judgement on said ***hole*

I could totally get behind IDF in AE. All Praetorian arcs I write end up revolving around Anti-Matter, Neuron, Mother Mayhem and Malaise. That's kinda limiting, isn't it?

I am here and only leaving if any of the following happens:

My Death
Shutdown of the servers, in which case my remaining days will be dedicated to forcing Blizzard to go bankrupt.
Flatulence is implemented as a new power set, AND TO ENCOURAGE THE NEW SHINY, ALL OTHER POWER SETS GET NERFED INTO THE GROUND! (I REALLY doubt this would happen unless someone from Blizzard brainwashed the Devs into doing it!)
Or all of CoH's players were put into Blizzard's secret concentration camps. (We KNOW they exist!)

The Atomic Judgement needs an OMGWTFMUSHROOMCLOUD!

Using a knockback attack on a low-level enemy on a rooftop and watching him fly out of targeting range is always satisfying.

What kind of archetype would work for Flatulence?

Any Judgement, but especially Pyronic.

A highway of Hellions.