bamaHulkers

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  1. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Golden_Ace View Post
    I wonder what I should name my new character over on triumph?
    "OnePlusOneIsOne"
  2. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Major_T View Post
    Blah blah, the blath of Blahbember.

    For clarification, I don't need it, I'm just being silly.
    Dammit ! I was gonna claim Blah Blah !

    ::mutters about T's Jedi Mind Reading::

  3. Is willing to run an ITF of Certain Doom when I whine I need XP !
  4. bamaHulkers

    Need Help :(

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by MCG_Warface View Post
    Just the covers.......the comics are gone.
    I have Subtle's cover : / Hope ya' find them
  5. bamaHulkers

    Can't Connect

    I figured it was just the "normal maitenance" nonsense ::shrugs:: Test is down, too.
  6. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Sapphire_Shot View Post
    GAIZ! THIS IS SRS! we all need to but on our bidess suits and get our act togther
    o.o
    ::looks at Aero's avatar:: Aero's the most clean cut. I nominate him for the chairman of the committee forming committee. We need a good public image here!
  7. Sticking to characters from my own fan fic, Dr. Michael Hunter (Demon Hunter in game) is an abnormal psychologist. So, he wouldn't have a problem with Mental's being "different." Having said that, there are no Rikti in Hunter's "world", so his behavior in yours is a little more open to interpretation; if you're looking for someone to be able to authentically interact with the history of the Rikti in Paragon, Hunter probably wouldn't be it, at least not to any convincing depth. In his "canon", he's just recently come to grips with his own metahumanity, so he wouldn't be likely to shun Mental for being "different."

    Contradictions. Ya know I love 'em ! LOL
  8. Okay... after ponderous thought and much deep deliberations, consulations, and negotiations, I have a proposal of dire weight...

    We need to start a petition to change ourselves to....

    Offender Server

    At the very least, when visiting our lesser talented and more boring bretheren on the third-world servers, if asked "From whence do you come ?", smile and answer with pride, and not a little dark threat in your voice...

    I am an Offender
  9. Okay...finally wrote one again LOL

    Things to note:

    There's a mention of an SG, now defunct, in the story. It is an intentional "shout out"

    Simms speaks "colorfully". Instead of coming up with non-censored things for him to say, I'll let you fill in the blanks. Or stars, as the case may be

    Hope ya like it !
  10. Simms kept his promise. A ride on the Green Line and a short walk later, he stood with Hunter on a grassy expanse overlooking the bay in Talos Island. He hadn’t told Hunter where they were going, nor had he hinted at the story yet to come. With Hunter already angry at not being trusted by the Geezers, Simms had jokingly asked the doctor to "Just trust me."
     
    He led Hunter to the top of a small hill, then stood silent for a few long minutes, his gaze searching the bay for…something. He bit his lip more than once, hoping the younger man wouldn’t notice his attempt not to form tears in his eyes as his thoughts drifted back to "the story." A calm bay became storm tossed, the grassy park became a battleground, cries of seagulls and laughter of children became the sound of gunfire and screams of pain. And for just a while, a missing friend lived again. Simms began to speak.

    " It was a skirmish with those half-***** Nazi Fifth Column. They had snake snuck into Talos in a sub, hoping to get in and out without anyone noticing they were press-ganging folks. I suspect it didn’t dawn on them red and black bowlheads arriving in a sub might cause a bit of a stir. So, someone called the cops. That was real useful." Simms paused, chuckling to himself. He spit on the grass.

    "Well, after the cops ran- can’t blame them, they were normies. I woulda ran too- one of "our kind" thought to give us a call. We weren’t the Geezer Squad back then. No, back then we called ourselves The Vigil. A uppity name to mean that we were always watching. Always. Simms paused again. He bit his lip and didn’t care if Hunter saw him. "So, we went after them. We were a pretty big group of folks. They called me Rockslide back then; Hothead and I were the oldest, so we led. We figured this would be an easy asskicking…we should have been more careful.
     
    The blast knocked me *** over teakettle into the mud. I spit the dirt out, and turned to face the ******* that got a lucky shot on me. ‘ Not your brightest move, ya Nazi jackass; me and the mud, we’re old friends.' I’m sure the rock forming around him hurt like hell, but the dipshit should have known better than to knock a mudslinger like me into the dirt and not expect bad things to happen. Hothead was taking it to another group of guys; he LOVED throwing that damn fireball. They would scatter, some would run off burning. We figured we had this one sewn up. But then, that big ******* Suggs saw something down on the beach.

    Simms stopped speaking. He didn’t bother to bite his lip this time, but instead waved a hand over the ground. As if from some hidden elevator, Simms’ stone golem emerged out of the grass, then stood next to the old farmer. Wordlessly, Simms embraced the golem and wept softly. He whispered words to the silent guardian, then stood up straight. And slapped the stone figure. The golem bent slightly toward Simms, who laughed softly. "Memories are a *****, old friend., he said to the golem, wiping at the track of his tears on the stone "face" He turned to Hunter. " I ain’t ashamed to cry, Mike. But if you blab this around, I’ll slap you like I did…He paused, the smile leaving his face. "Mister Suggs here. Then I’ll make ya a statue and let pigeons **** all over you. Understood ?

    Hunter wanted to laugh, but didn’t. He could see the pain in the old man’s eyes as he relived the battle. He understood why the stone golem was a frequent companion to Simms. It didn’t go away. It listened. It didn’t die suddenly. Hunter nodded. "Yes, sir", he answered. Simms smiled. "Sir, is it ? Sounds like your mama raised you right. Maybe you can learn something from an old man after all.

    Simms walked to the cliff edge. "It was down there, he pointed."A hatch on the sub had opened, and those fascist bucketheads offloaded their Plan B. It was a large robot…I think they called it a Wulfpack or some such. Suggs was closest to the edge, and he saw ‘em doing it. Being young and about as bright as a burned out match at midnight, he figured he’d pound the robot and keep it from getting up to us. He always was a helper. So, he took his barn-sized butt over the cliff- the fall wasn’t gonna hurt him anyway- and started to whup on them.

    "Suggs was a big boy. About seven foot, pale as a freshly washed lamb, but thick as a damn brick wall. Some people called him "Chalkie". That didn’t last real long, Simms laughed."So, here’s this big white goofball, pounding on a robot, the soldiers around it, anything he could reach. He figured he was saving us. But…there wasn’t just one robot. By the time we realized he had gone down there, they had turned out six on him. It was too many, but he always was a stubborn kid, didn’t want to give up. So, he fought ‘em. They started to drag him into the bay…and he fought them. They went deeper…and he fought them. Finally, all of them went under. Nothing came back up.

    Hothead and I ran down to the beach, screaming Suggs name the whole time. We couldn’t get down there fast enough to stop the robots from getting him. We ran into the surf, hoping to grab his dumb butt out of the water. But he never came back up. Bullets and blasts zinged past us, and we never knew it. We just knew the kid was dead, and somehow we were to blame. Hothead didn’t take it well. Our rallying cry was "FORM UP, VIGIL !’ and he screamed it as loud as he could. Our teammates came pouring down the hillside. ‘SUGGS IS GONE !’, Hothead screamed at them, ‘MAKE THESE BASTARDS PAY !’ Simms paused, pointing to the sands below. "Let’s go down there.

    Simms stood at the surf’s edge. "I honestly hope you never see a battle like what came next. There are extreme examples of every meta’s powers, acts that bring horrible devastation, things that rend metal…and flesh. He paused, turning to Hunter. And we used every goddamned one of them, Hunter. Every last thing we had in us. We all loved Suggs, he was a good kid who died keeping us from dying. And we took his death hard, and hit the Fifth Column even harder. Fire…explosions…energy…radiation…we gave it all to them. I pulled down a lightning storm, and while that worked, I spun a tornado inside their sub. Hothead screamed for us to get down, and threw an inferno down the hatch. The flames flared back, swallowing him, but he didn’t flinch. I think it was sheer hate that kept the fire away from him. There were kids with claws…kids with swords…even a kid that sprouted bony spines. Anything that came out of the sub was theirs. Nothing made it past them. They looked like butchers on a bad drunk when they got done.

    When it was done, we cried, Hunter. We sat on this beach and cried our eyes out. Salvation of this damn town, and we cried like babies pulled off a mama’s tit. Most of us swore we’d never do it again. A lot of the Vigil kept that promise. They’re still here, in Paragon. But they don’t have the stomach for it anymore, so they just blend into the woodwork. They’re not cowards; a lot of ‘em just lived a lifetime of terror and hate that day and didn’t want no more. Somedays, I want very much to be one of them.

    Simms faced Hunter again. "Paragon needs its heroes, Mike, but it damn sure has seen enough bloodshed. These metahuman kids are who they are, and we need to teach them not to be ashamed of it. But…they gotta know it comes with a price sometimes. And we need to try our damnedest to make sure they never have to pay it."
     
     
     
  11. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Major_T View Post
    At this rate we may just have to pull together multiple teams. And that would be more than doable since the early TFs only require 4 people to start.

    With the assumption I'm not working , I would love to support this, even if for only one mission/TF. I'm starting to "dig" my Stalker more, so I'm sure she'll have at least a few more levels before showtime
  12. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Major_T View Post
    The answer to this question is a simple test...

    If the toon without any outside help (thus only powers/IOs that the toon innately has, such as a combination of Stealth IOs, Super Speed, Hide, Stealth, Steamy Mist, Shadow Fall, etc.) can walk up to a spawn (that does not have any +perception) of equal level and do a dance emote safely for (let's say) 30 seconds, they are stealthy enough to come along.

    Is that definition sufficient?
    LOL Dammit T, you made me laugh so hard I was coughing, and I was already coughing from my summer cold !

    As much as I dearly love my Stalker, she's only a 14, so It's funny though, I was just thinking yesterday how cool an all-Stalker (fill in the blank) SF would be. No need to ask "Can anyone ghost this ?"
  13. I feel...happeeee ! I feel happeeeee...

    ::whonk !::


    Hope to see ya again soon ! LOL


    (And if y'all don't get the reference...shame on ya ! LOL)
  14. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Golden_Beacon View Post
    Time to get back to work on the scrapper I rolled last football season during Alabama's winning streak: Ramma Jamma!
    I had one named War Eagle once LOL
  15. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Archiviste View Post
    Sorry...

    * starts playing 'When the Saints Go Marching In' *
    ::grabs umbrella and starts high steppin'"
  16. bamaHulkers

    A Poll: For Fun

    1. What is your favorite AT?

    I really enjoy playing support, so Defenders and Controllers kind of get a combined vote, but for all around "I LOVE this damn toon !" it's Tankers !

    2. What is your favorite zone? St. Martial is beautiful at night, on Blueside, Dark Astoria is just creepy enough to be scenic.

    3. Which is your favorite story arc? I'm with Wolfie on this one. "O, Wretched Man !" is the best storytelling I've seen in the game so far. It's the only one that has moved me emotionally

    4. In Paragon City, which stores do you like best? Pandora's Box. The design is great, and the shopkeepers are pretty cool !

    5. In the Rogue Isles, which Patron do you like best? Well, I've only ran with two (Scirocco and GW) and of the two, Scirocco seems the most "rounded out." (QFT to Grey !)
  17. My experience was pretty much like Grey's; one or two levels here and there (mainly THERE ::growls:: ) over several SERVERS...er...toons.

    Notable, I guess, would be 2 or 3 of my Soldier's (Slap Chop !) 10 levels, got my Widow to 18 (from...17 !), Wolfie came and rescued my MM from GW to get me to 44 (from 43). Got two or three levels on a couple of my Wild Stampede toons (They're not on Protector, they're on a server that was UP !)

    <-<

    >->

    Just sayin' :-D
  18. Surprisingly, I wasn't pondering anything to do with Subtle...

    Until y'all mentioned it
  19. bamaHulkers

    RUSH the RIKTI!!

    [ QUOTE ]
    Last night was awesome. Thanks to everyone that came and congrats to all that leveled. Next week if people are willing (and I can muster the strength), I'm thinking we do something special.... Start one at 8, 9, then a 3rd one after the one at 9!

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Subtle needs to build up merits for Heavies
  20. I'd like to bring my Broot Didn't make it last time, but after this Sat., I'm off every Sat until July 18
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    As far as I know, I'm in!

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    If she's in, I'm in
  22. bamaHulkers

    05-29-2009

    [ QUOTE ]
    Day-O (The Banana Boat Song) by Harry Belafonte -- I'm STILL at work tonight

    [/ QUOTE ]



    ::looks about quickly, produces one of Reaver's "bottles of the good stuff"::

    If ya' gotta be stuck, might as well be stuck in style
  23. "I Get Weak"- Go-Go's

    The moment you realize that some people do nothing but stand under Atlas !
  24. The Glow- Willie Hutch (Last Dragon soundtrack LOL)

    The first time you hear Azuria say "I lost the artifact !"
  25. Looks Like We Made It- Barry Manilow

    The first time you realized "There's a small exploding Red Cap beating my toon on the head !"