Vegemite_Kid

Wonder Woman vs Xena- Warrior Princess

*trips Shadow so he lands face first on a carefully positioned bear trap*

Put all our clothes on inside-out and back-to-front, as well as in the reverse order.

*jumps in the tank as it tumbles end over end and begins firing its guns randomly in TPBM's general direction*

I have belly button lint.

*grabs Squddy like a set of bagpipes and squeezes him, shooting ink at TPBM*

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The cure for boredom.




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Wow. Just... Wow.

Licks noses

*coats himself in a protective layer of Vegemite and laughs while everyone else gets toasted. Fires emergency rocket boosters buried in the earth just at the time for it to escape he sun's gravity and soar back into orbit. Hoovers up everyone's ashes.*

*Blows up tiki bar and the heat from it melts the ice fortress. Dines on roast polar bear and watches as the huge tidal wave created by all the melting ice drown tpbm.*

Pirate ninjas vs undead vikings.

What do transilvanian ducks say?

3 brains and a big jar of lightning.

a bunch of flatulence jokes.

I paid my keyboard and mouse for...

Not Another Darn Acronym!


FIZZ

LOL @ Kheldarn for clicking it and finding out

disappointed.


I gave the guy 10 bucks and got...

Squiddly dot.


I paid 3 liters of my own blood for...

LOL, you got nothin

Peter Pan's tights.

I paid a vacation and got...

LOL, yours arent.

Attempt to convince everyone you meet that squirrels are bent on world domination.

a hairball.


I paid a grilled cheese and ham sammich for...

An ant souffle

I traded my spleen for...

A merit award from teacher.

I traded my left foot for...

An original press of 'Detroit Rock City' by Kiss on vinyl

I paid $0.02 for...