VA_Belle

"Did I ever tell you about the time I cosplayed Freddy Mercury?"

[said to a Hell's Angel]

"Oh, you wanted tats!! I thought you wanted ti....um, nevermind."

I'm not really here, I'm gone to the Americans!

Now is the time to spam Request for a Winter Lord team.

Remember Red Dawn? WOLVERINES!!!

"I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me tonight."

You Better Watch Out. You Better Not Cry.

While this is loading, I'll scan your hard drive for...WHOA!!!! You naughty little monkey!

What experience do you need to be a washed-up superhero? Well, I used to be a narrator for bad mimes...

Look at what it says in the paper here. The ad says "Big Sale. Last Week." Why advertise? I already missed it! They're just rubbing it in, the bastards!

And whose bright idea was it to have me hang out by the docks while wearing tights?!? RECLUUUSSSEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

Y'know, I was a space shuttle doorgunner back in my younger days...

My father is HAL 9000, my cousin is an NSA liquid nitrogen-cooled supercomputer, and here I am: working as a MMORPG server. This sucks.

P/L MEEE!!!!!!

"You know, I could use an ice cold Zima right now."

Did you know Ghost Widow has a Mag 100 hold? Never mess with a Goth with an attitude.

"Trust me on this: Paragon City doesn't need any more Cap America clones. Really."

Y'know, this half-mask I'm wearing is really stupid. I mean, c'mon! It offers no measurable protection from the sides or back, damn all protection for the lower jaw, and as far as masking my features...fergeddabout it. I mean, this mask wouldn't fool Helen Keller! Just what was I thinking?!?

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

"You know, I never really wanted to be a superhero. I wanted to be...a LUMBERJACK!"

Three things are certain: Death, taxes, and lost data.

Guess what's happening while you're loading this game.

*/cue John Cleese imitation*

"Here I am, the #1 hero of Paragon City, and look where they park me. You'd think I'd have a nice spot at Portal Corporation, or a overview of the canals in Founder's Falls, or even the top of the sandpile in Talos City. But NOOOOOOO!!! I get the armpit of the city standing on a freaking rustbucket in Independence Port. And will somebody please kill THAT BLOODY LUSCA!!!!!"

Beware of teaming with a player with "-rasta" in his name.

I wonder if Lord British would pay for a space flight for me?

While you're waiting for this game to load, somebody somewhere is getting laid.