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  1. Quote:
    Originally Posted by TroyHickman View Post
    There's actually a much more obvious pun on that page...
    Good grief, the "Eldritch Cleaver" gag? And there I was trying to puzzle out whether there was some visual allusion to one of Berni Wrightson's works going on.

    (Of course, one has to pronounce that in a North American accent for it to work properly.)
  2. Quote:
    Originally Posted by TroyHickman View Post
    Cool beans! I'm still waiting to see if anyone got the one on the "Man-Monster by Dark" page.
    If Baron Von Darkeve has an analog for Werewolf by Night, perhaps Baron Thunder crossed with the Darkhold? (There's also Man-Thing, Tomb of Dracula, Zombie, and all the other horror comics of the 70s to go through.)

    (Incidentally, I picked up the last copy of the issue at my local comics shop yesterday.)
  3. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Agonus View Post
    Don't like the costumes, but having the FF, er, Richards and friends forming a new JLA-esque group of heroes with a rotating and/or big roster could be interesting.
    So the Fantastic Four's dynamic of family and friends is being swept aside for a quasi-corporate version of the Avengers? And new costumes are supposed to convince the comics audience that "everything is fresh and new in the series again"?

    Honestly, I think I preferred Professor Impossible forming the Violet Hour after he got divorced:
  4. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Blue Lava View Post
    Dont forget Harry Mudd
    The jovial chap who supplies weary spacers with lovely doxies and/or fembots is a mere panderer, though he does have an obvious insight into Kirk's Achilles Heel.

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    Originally Posted by brophog02 View Post
    Picard was so bad ***, he could wear a red shirt and not die.
    That's a less impressive feat when one considers how Wesley Crusher was also able to pull off that supposedly lethal fashion statement.
  5. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Lord_Nightblade View Post
    Sisko punched Q in the face.
    Q got stabbed by Guinan with a fork. For a near-omnipotent being, he deserves no respect.

    Besides, Q frequently returned to annoy Picard like Star Trek's answer to Mr. Mxyzptlk.

    Who was Kirk's only recurrent nemesis? Khan Noonien Singh, thank you very much.
  6. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Lord_Nightblade View Post
    After all, Sisko is the only captain who had the balls to deck an omnipotent being.
    Bah. Kirk regularly went mano-a-mano against opponents with god-like powers, e.g. Gary Mitchell, the Squire of Gothos, Apollo.
  7. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Lady_Sadako View Post
    More information!

    /e sniff /e sniff /e sniff
    Interesting...
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    1 New Travel Power – Beast Run: Available at level 4, characters can now run like a savage beast with the new Beast Run travel power, pouncing through the concrete jungles known as the Rogue Isles, Paragon City and Praetoria while stealthily stalking and attacking their prey at every turn.
    Given how useful I find Ninja Run, I now might consider investing in this pack for travelling variety.
  8. Quote:
    Originally Posted by myskatz View Post
    Personally I think it might be Lana Lang but what do I know?
    How about Lori Lemaris? Lucy Lane? Lyla Lerrol? Luma Lynai? (Of course, those possibilities would require Christopher Nolan to give a tinker's dam about the Superman canon, which, to judge from his remarks, he doesn't.)

    Annoyingly, Variety has shielded the original article behind a pseudo-paywall, but here's the text:
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    With Henry Cavill set as the Man of Steel, Warner Bros. has set a short list of contenders for "Superman's" femme lead.

    Alice Eve, Diane Kruger and Rosamund Pike are the three thesps being considered for the role, whose identity hasn't been disclosed -- but it's not Lois Lane.

    Eve has the most modest resume, but has seen her profile grow in the last year after starring in Paramount's "She's Out of My League."

    Pike has been on Hollywood's radar since her turn as a Bond girl in "Die Another Day" and has since had several supporting roles, including "An Education" and "Barney's Version."

    Kruger has had significant leads in both "National Treasure" pics, "Troy" and "Inglourious Basterds" -- but this would mark one of her most high-profile roles.

    Studio is also in the midst of a search for a "Superman" villain. Zack Snyder is directing from a script by David Goyer with Christopher Nolan producing. Studio is looking to start production this summer with a December 2012 release date.

    All three thesps are repped by UTA. Eve is also repped by Untitled and Pike by Magnolia Entertainment.
    Although other high-profile actresses such as Jessica Biel, Olivia Wilde, Mila Kunis, and Rachel McAdams have been rumored - we dodged a speeding bullet when Kristen Stewart reportedly turned down the role - Variety remains the industry standard for this kind of information.
  9. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Tenzhi View Post
    Penguins fly?
    Now, now, we all know that the Penguin's crimes revolve around birds of every feather, not just flightless Antarctic seabirds, in much the same way that Catwoman's are not limited to those involving domestic felines.

    Then again, perhaps the flightless Penguin is inherently jealous of the frequently airborne Batman.
  10. Quote:
    Originally Posted by CactusBrawler View Post
    You due to a run of bad circumstances, end up unable to get a job and have to turn to theft to feed your family. Batman will kick the stuffing out of you, despite you deliberately making sure that you were never violent in your crimes.
    Citation needed.

    This doesn't count.
  11. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Furio View Post
    I suppose he counts, technically, since he's from this side of the pond, but Ryan Reynolds is Canadian.
    I stand corrected. Reynolds now goes in the same category as Nathan Fillion, and Chris Evans's burden to succeed has been doubled.
  12. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Golden Girl View Post
    Batman is an unpleasant and pretty unsympathetic character, and his mentality is that of a dictator-in-waiting - if he had any superpowers, Gotham would end up like Praetoria.
    It's been done (and parodied).
  13. As for the comparative dearth of American actors playing supheroes in genreal, the casting director of The Dark Knight and The Dark Knight Rises explains:
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    You look at the list of American leading men, and in their twenties and thirties, they're very boylike. Take Jesse Eisenberg: I put him in Zombieland, but he's not going to play Superman. He's much closer to what Dustin Hoffman turned into than John Wayne or Steve McQueen. It's hard to find movie stars that live up to the needs of the story. Leo [DiCaprio] is growing into it, but for a long time, he seemed young and boylike. Inception was the first time Leo seemed to have fully grown into a man. You need to find guys who carry that heroic-ness with them.
    And evidently it's getting harder to find that among American actors. Ryan Reynolds and Chris Evans had better pull through on Green Lantern and Captain America or else American superheroism will be defined for this generation by Kick-***'s Aaron Johnson and the upcoming Super's Riann Wilson.
  14. Quote:
    Originally Posted by CaptainFoamerang View Post
    If the villains were already rich, there wouldn't be as many committing those crimes.
    That's a rather large assumption about wealth, but never mind. The point under discussion is not simply an index of being rich but the sources of wealth with respect to class background as well.

    The Batman made a name for himself primarily by fighting tie-wearing nerds whose noms du crime consist of unthreatening verbs and nouns preceded by a definite article (aliases that began with "Doctor", though, were guaranteed to be evil-sounding). There isn't a millionaire playboy, much less a crooked capitalist, slum lord, or decadent aristocrat, among the lot of them.

    It's not until the 70s that Ra's al-Ghul arrives to provide the Batman with anything resembling an evil counterpart (though I maintain he is an ultimately poor match for the profile). Nor is it coincidental that at about this time, Gotham City's police and politicians started to develop a reputation for corruption in order to provide the Caped Crusader with a more suitable backdrop for his vigilante activities.
  15. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Durakken View Post
    This is pretty much all of Batman's "rogues gallery." A majority of them are rich. Not middle class, not poor. How they got their wealth is another issues, but they are regardlessly rich for the most part.
    None of them possess wealth on the Wayne family's scale or come from the same patrician background as Bruce Wayne. Only Ra's, though from an entirely different culture, could conceivably count as an aristrocrat, but he's a self-made man who has amassed similar wealth over the centuries.

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    Originally Posted by Night_Fyre View Post
    Is what he does class warfare, though? I'd say no because I don't think he looks at it like that. Whether you're rich or poor, royalty or commoner, if you're doing something wrong he'll punch you in the face and hang you from a lamp post in front of a police station. Superman would do the same thing. The difference is that Batman would be a dick about it.
    That's certainly what Batman stands for in principle but doesn't really put into practice in the comics. As the article points out, none of his most notable opponents (typically from in the Golden and Silver Ages) either come from similarly patrician backgrounds or possess equivalent wealth and resources. For the same period, Superman was already battling against opposite numbers Bizarro and General Zod, the Flash against Professor Zoom, Green Lantern against Sinestro, Aquaman against Ocean Master, etc., etc.

    What was the best that DC could furnish for Batman at the time? The Killer Moth, a nameless criminal a who created a fake identity as wealthy philanthropist Cameron van Cleer in order to crash Bruce Wayne's charity parties. Despite having a Moth Cave, a Mothmobile, a Moth Signal, etc., he remains strictly C-list.

    Let's talk when the Batman starts regularly punching out actual millionaires.
  16. It's surprising this hasn't been pointed out before, but the BBC notes that we've hit the trifecta of British actors playing A-list American superheroes: Henry Cavill's casting as Superman adds to Andrew Garfield's as Spider-Man and Christian Bale's as Batman. Similarly, X-Men: First Class is stocked with British actors, including James McAvoy, Nicholas Hoult, and Jason Flemyng.

    We can also look forward to more British directors for superhero movies - Kenneth Branagh for Thor, Christopher Nolan for Batman, Matthew Vaughn for X-Men: First Class and Kick-*** 2 - along with Antipodeans in similar roles - Chris Hemsworth as Thor, Hugh Jackman as Wolverine, and Karl Urban as Judge Dredd.

    Anyone want to lay odds that Edgar Wright (English) will cast an American when he finally makes Ant-Man?
  17. Quote:
    Originally Posted by CaptainFoamerang View Post
    Not so, especially if you want to get picky about how to define the "classic era." With Superman you could say Bizarro, Zod, and Darkseid, but that's hardly plenty.
    Significantly more than a comparable selection for Batman (which I rank as zero, though we obviously are not going to agree on this).

    But to re-rail this thread back to Padnick's article:
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    Consider the Penguin. He’s a criminal, a thug. But what really distinguishes him from other villains is his pretensions to being upper class. The tux, the monocle, the fine wine and fine women, running for mayor.... He tries to insinuate himself with actual socialites, some of whom are attracted to his air of danger, but most of whom are repulsed by his “classless” manners. And when his envy and resentment of his “betters” turns to violence, Bruce steps in to teach him his place.

    And it’s not just Mr. Oswald Chesterfield Cobblepot. Hugo Strange, Black Mask, Bane, and Catwoman are all villains from lower class, dirt poor backgrounds who want to be upper class, who want to be one of the rich and famous at one of Bruce’s fabulous fetes, but just can’t pull it off. (Well, Catwoman can, but Selina’s in a class all by herself.)

    Even Harvey Dent, before he became Two-Face, envied and resented his friend Bruce Wayne, because Wayne had money and Harvey had to work for everything he got. And then there are the villains who have a vendetta against C.E.O.’s of powerful corporations, either for revenge (Mr. Freeze, Clayface) or out of principle (Ra’s al Ghul, Poison Ivy). There’s a class war going on in Gotham, and Batman has taken the side of the rich.
    Then again, most of Batman's early villains tended to be mad scientist types, so perhaps the World's Greatest Detective is a crypto-anti-intellectual.
  18. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Lothic View Post
    Clearly this is proof-positive that Wonder Woman has never been a character that was simple to produce. The Cathy Lee Crosby nightmare was perfection compared to the first attempt to create a Wonder Woman TV show back in 1967.
    Bleeding Cool claims to have read a draft of Kelley's pilot script and describes it as "a slightly goofy comedy-drama about a hotshot business woman who moonlights as a superheroine, packed with Girl Power pop-songs and including the awkward phrase 'You go, girl'." Also, Etta Candy from the Golden Age comics is somehow being updated for the show.

    Basically, it sounds like a cross between the 1967 and 1974 TV Wonder Woman adaptations. Just what post-Buffy the Vampire Slayer television needs!
  19. Quote:
    Originally Posted by CaptainFoamerang View Post
    Furthermore, if you want to get specific enough by saying that the lack of villains sharing the same resources and background constitutes a character representing class warfare, then there's sure a hell of a lot of them.
    To break it down more simply: super-strong, invulnerable alien describes plenty of Superman's opponents throughout his career, but super-wealthy, brilliant fighter describes few of Batman's* - and none from his classic era. Recently, several writers have tried to create "anti-Batman"-style villains, but none have made it into the ranks of the A-listers.

    * Ra's is more a mastermind than a fighter, but that's a borderline case.

    (Padnick breaks down the rogues gallery in more detail with respect to class issues for those interested in the original article.)
  20. Quote:
    Originally Posted by CaptainFoamerang View Post
    What about Hush? Or Prometheus? Or Bane? Or Ra's al Ghul?
    None of them are classic rogues gallery villains, though (Superman started encountering peers early in the Silver Age), and only Ra's has established any staying power. The Wrath, a perfunctory one-shot doppleganger, might as well be included if the role call is going to be expanded that far.

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    Originally Posted by Cowman View Post
    Let's not pick and choose villains though.
    The rogues gallery typically includes the classic villains, not the whole roster. That said, I'm specifically looking for ones that share both Bruce Wayne's resources and background. Ra's is the only one who might qualify on both counts and even then, he's got more in common with Vandal Savage than Batman, although they all possess similarly aristocratic characters.
  21. One further observation to continue Padnick's comparison of Batman's and Superman's enemies: While Superman regularly encounters opponents with similar powers of super-strength and invulnerability from similar (alien) backgrounds - e.g. Bizzarro, Darkseid, Doomsday, General Zod, Mongul, and so on - Batman doesn't have a counterpart among his rogues gallery. None of his archenemies possess equivalent resources or share his background. The Penguin, a flying creature-themed, gadget-weidling arriviste, is the closest thing the Dark Knight has to a doppleganger. His superiority over them is virtually inherent.
  22. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Starjammer View Post
    You can't really hold up the 1930's comic-book-logic "old Gotham" as a comparison to Macauley's pulp-adventure historical setting of Pueblo de Los Angeles. "Old" Batman didn't need a compelling social context under which to operate and you can't cite the lack of one as a context in and of itself.
    And yet Superman, in his early incarnation, certainly had a compelling social context in which to operate. In his fight to protect the innocent, he often stood up to people in authority. (Remember that time when he not only stopped a war in the 30s but also apprehended the arms manufacturers who coverted incited it?) Batman, on the other hand, had only a generalized hatred of criminals, which admittedly was part of the zeitgeist despite the repeal of Prohibition.

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    The only way you can disparage Batman as an oppressor
    Let's not put words into Padnick's mouth (or mine). Batman lacks Zorro's noblesse oblige and the Green Arrow's social conscience, to say nothing of their rebellious anti-authoritarianism. However self-interested Batman's war on crime, though, he's not oppressing the average citizen of Gotham - he's more like a benign despot in a cape and mask.

    The implications of his crusade are another matter...

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    Originally Posted by Smersh View Post
    To be fair - I think the original article has its issues, and that while Batman comes from an extremely privileged background, I don't think that class warfare is the major issue with Batman.
    Padnick's thesis is deliberately provocative (his blog reveals him to be a big fan of the Batman is, just as I am), but no less than Grant Morrison's take on the character. Morrison, in interviews, repeatedly brings up Bruce Wayne's aristocratic background, which he feels has been neglected lately. Padnick simply articulates that aspect more profoundly than Morrison currently has (although Morrison has described Batman as "the fetish fantasy psyche of the aristocrat overlord who can do anything he wants, and that’s fascinating.").

    As for the class dimension, Morrison is definitely aware of that: "Because for me, coming from Britain particularly, I think there’s a big class element in Batman. I like the idea that Dick Grayson was a carnival kid and kind of lower-class specimen. And Batman’s an aristocrat, a blueblood from the higher echelons of Gotham City society."


    Incidentally, while I have refrained from flagging my posts with 's and 's, I must point out that I created this thread in the spirit of intellectual playfulness. The Batman is a great character - one of my favorites - and can withstand all manner of interpretation.
  23. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Starjammer View Post
    In point of fact, Robin Hood's "government" (i.e., Prince John) was quite legitimate by the standards of the day. King Richard went abroad, John stood up.

    Now, he was an awful monarch, no doubt. But there's a difference between being bad and being illegitimate.
    Good lord, that would never hold up in a medieval court of law. John conspired against Richard's appointed regent, William Longchamp, and then proceded to conspire with foreign powers to take the crown for himself while Richard was held captive abroad.

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    You can't discuss Batman without reflecting upon his inspiration: El Zorro, Don Diego Vega. Another aristocrat vigilante, but one acting on the people's behalf out of a sense of noblesse oblige. A motivation that is commonplace in the Batman mythos as well. Bruce Wayne isn't Batman just because he wants to be, he's Batman because he's the only one who can afford to be and because it's his duty to the city and the people that are the source of his affluence and success.
    The oppressive Spanish colonial government against which El Zorro fought has no counterpart in old Gotham, which, I must emphasize, was portrayed as a corrupt society only much, much later in Batman's history. There's very little sense of social justice in the original Batman. (Even Golden Age Superman was known to fight for the little guy early on, taking such actions as demolishing tenements and beating up slum lords.)

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    tl;dr version: Back under the bridge, troll!
    Too late! Padnick's controversial thesis is loose on the Internet! (His blog is down, however.)

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    Originally Posted by That_Ninja View Post
    Batman is a detective. He deals with criminals who commit crimes. That's it.
    Minus being duly deputized under the law (a minor detail that only the Adam West TV show rectified).
  24. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Wayfarer View Post
    Robin Hood was an English aristocrat fed up with being taxed to death by an out of control government.
    An illegitimate government, it must be emphasized. The redistribution of wealth is his own innovation.

    The Batman, in his Golden Age origins, was quite content with the status quo in Gotham City, which was presented as well run and honest. He was strictly concerned with battling the underworld, mad scientists, etc., not fighting city hall.