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Let's pretend we're a movie studio trying to update and modernize a prominent comics franchise for a new movie after a weakly-received "spiritual sequel" to the installments from the 70s and 80s. Having started fresh by casting an unknown in the role of the hero, we must choose an antagonist, but fortunately, there are a number of options.
Column A - Notable Superman Comics Villains Who Have Already Appeared in at Least Two Live-Action Theatrical Movies
- Lex Luthor
- General Zod
Column B - Notable Superman Comics Villains Who Have Never Appeared in a Live-Action Theatrical Movie
- Bizarro
- Braniac
- Kryptonite Man
- Metallo
- Mister Mxyzptlk
- Parasite
- Prankster
- Titano
- Toyman
- Ultra-Humanite
- Etc., etc., etc.
To heck with it, let's just file the serial numbers off Superman II and hope the fans don't notice. We'll just get a director who does mostly remakes and adaptations. His stuff makes for good trailers at least. -
On my main, True Gentleman, I use the /teabag emote as my standard AFK. It fits the character concept well enough in addition to being an amusing gaming in-joke (this is not your Halo's teabag). People generally get the gag, and since it doesn't have an interactive component, unlike others mentioned above, nobody can misinterpret it.
On my supernatural Guy Fawkes-inspired character, Bonfire Knight, I sometimes use the /pandhandle emote to mime "Penny for the guy?" (occasionally sitting in a fire if one is available). That joke works less frequently. -
In this past weekend's box office, Sucker Punch earned only an estiamted $2.1M, a drop of 65% after being dumped by 40% of the screens since its opening. And that's all she wrote.
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Quote:It's not that some people forget but rather that they're simply not invested in imagining a quasi-Luciferian supernatural entity with air support from a group of cursed ghosts in an allegory of the temptations of power.I've even seen the animated gifs talking about that. But everyone seems to forget that Sauron had the Ringwraiths on the fly about the place and just by looking at them flying overhead would cause the Eagles, the Ringbearer and anyone else to just want to give up on the spot. I think too many people think of Sauron in his tower as just a big glowing lighthouse.
He can see to just about anywhere in Middle-Earth, can dispatch the Ringwraiths (who can also fly) and has armies at his disposal with siege weaponry. It's not as easy as we'd like to think.
For them, the entirely human motivations of greed, lust, honor, and sacrifice and the political machinations of dynastic rivalries in Game of Thrones will probably be much more to their taste. -
Warner Brothers has just announced who the villain in the new Superman movie will be and who'll be playing him.
It's General Zod.
And Michael Shannon
Also, the movie's title is now simply "Man of Steel". -
HBO has also posted a 25-minute documentary (and Game of Thrones has its own Youtube channel).
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Quote:While I appreciate the ennobling quality that high fantasy can offer, sometimes I'm concerned that in featuring elves and wizards so prominently, it may instead distract us from what we're capable of precisely as human beings. Stepping outside our shortcomings through the imagination to create fantasy races with idealized qualities can place virtues and vices in sharp contrast, but this can also overshadow the complexities of human existence.However, I kind of like fantasy tropes, so long as they're not overdone. I like magic, I like dragons. I like a story that says 'hey, you're in this fantastic setting where fantastic things happen.' In other words, not the real world. I don't mind if I see people do extraordinary things, because that's what we're capable of as human beings.
The obvious expample is of course Tolkein's obsession with elves over portraying recognizably human characters - the Eldar virtually embody perfection in contrast to the stiffly rendered race of Men. It took Sean Bean to add some recognizable depth to the character of Boromir in Lord of the Rings, so there are high hopes he can do the same for Martin's epic.
Quote:As a prior person pointed out, it's like Shakespeare. I personally would find such a story profoundly depressing, because from my basic impressions it seems like you play a waiting game to see just who dies next.
Quote:I don't really understand why the 'shades of grey' and 'realism' have become so appealing lately.
Quote:I haven't got a problem with human motivations because I have them myself. I think in an age where we have a series where a serial killer who kills bad people has become popular (and just consider that sentence a moment if you would), it's almost as if stories like Game of Thrones is like us eating our own proverbial serpent's tail.
Quote:I think there's so many great untold and bloody stories in our own history that again, it seems a little masochistic to then make up stories where we indulge the very urges that helped shape our history and read with pleasure as the characters fall to them.
Quote:Any issues I have is just what I've outlined above and it's not meant as a raging angry criticism of the story.
EDIT: I certainly did cite Lord of the Rings a great deal here, but mainly because it remains the gold standard of fantasy adaptations in film, in both fidelity and mainstream success, not because I regard it as the best fantasy series. -
Quote:As do I, which is why I'm intrigued by a fantasy writer taking inspiration from them -- it worked for Shakespeare after all. It's also encouraging that the plots revolve around recognizable human politics for the most part, instead of, say, the cliche of the Hero's Quest or another Orcs vs. Elves showdown. (Martin does suggest in that NYT interview that he will introduce elements of magic into the TV series gradually.)I'm probably not going to watch this, given that I also haven't read the novels. I actually asked my SG today what it was about and someone said 'Do you know about the War of the Roses and the 100 year war?' And I said yes (I like my history)
Quote:That was a ringing positive endorsement that kind of made up my mind. It's almost like we've become masochistic in our entertainment lately. If we're not seeing people screw each other over or be flawed and oh-so-terribly-human, then it's not good drama. -
I agree, the sound editing for the dialog is phenomenal in Archer. Adam Reed's team honed their skills on Sealab 2021 and Frisky Dingo (did anyone watch the two Xtacles episodes?), and they're katana-sharp here.
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This is a great trend away from the City of Claustrophobia factor that comes with all the original maps of windowless offices, warehouses, bases, etc. I'd love to see more of this incorporated retroactively into existing content, along with fixed-door missions.
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Quote:Separately, it would seem. (There's a behind-the-scenes clip on Amber Nash, the voice of the redoubtable Pam, on Hulu.com that features the recording booth.)I'd also really like to know if they're recording the dialogue together or separately. The timing and overlap on many of the conversations seems incredibly too perfect. If they are all in the recording booth together, I'm even more impressed, because the timing of the cast to work with each other like that is amazing.
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Quote:PG-14? Is the ratings system undergoing inflation??Just an FYI, folks, even with the two-clicks rule, links that depicts material not suitable for PG-14 should be marked as such, as a courtesy.
That said, although HBO has a warning scorecard in front of this preview, I'll add a TV-MA (LSV) tag. Apparently, this is a selling point in favor of the adaptation's fidelity {Language}. -
Quote:I'm not participating in a Nemesis Plot! Why would you think I'm participating in a Nemesis Plot?! Who said anything about Lord Nemesis anyway? Say, isn't that a Rikti dropship over there behind you?Are you now, or would you in the future, be interested in participating in a Nemesis Plot?
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Quote:I loved the close of last week's:
Pam (after stripping off her shirt and revealing some pretty frightening tattoos and about to deliver a beating to Malory): DOES ANYBODY WANT A PIECE OF THIS?
Shot of the rest of the cast...long pause...
Lana: Noooope!
Bonus points for inscribing Byron's Destruction of Sennacherib on her back (Cape Fear, eat your heart out). -
Quote:Which he's performing with aplomb in the animated Bob's Burgers, which is just lifting off on Fox.I've always thought of him as the voice of the "schlubby everyman"
His voiceover career seems to swing between "schlubby everymen" (e.g. Coach McGurk in Home Movies) and out-of-left-field roles (e.g. the Devil in Lucy, Daughter of the Devil). -
I'm way behind on the second season, but it's building solidly on the first and adding some depth to the excellent cast of characters. With any luck, now that's its been renewed for a third, it could do for spies what The Venture Brothers is doing for super-science.
And much credit goes to the delivery of H. Jon Benjamin and the rest of the excellent cast. A line like "See how I let that just go by? Look at me. I am the perfect gentleman." isn't at all bad, but with Benjamin, it's Fort Knox-heist comedy gold. -
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Quote:The NYTimes, now behind a weird paywall scheme, not unlike SoIaF's, had a good interview with Martin about his career as an author and TV writer (io9 excerpted the good bits here, along with stuff from a New Yorker profile).George R. R. Martin has worked in Hollywood as a screenwriter in the past, so this is not his first time dealing with TV/Film. And yes, he was very involved and has put his "stamp of approval" on the series.
That said, Martin admits Dances with Dragons isn't actually finished (the make-or-break deadline to submit a final MS for a July publication won't be until the end of this month unless the publisher is willing to rush it through). I'd be surprised if he'd made much headway into writing the final volume, no matter how much preliminary work he might have done. -
Bleeding Cool has a nice writeup of WonderCon's Doctor Who panel with scriptwriter Neil Gaiman ("The Doctor's Wife"), actor Mark Sheppard ("The Impossible Astronaut"/"Day of the Moon"), and director Toby Haynes (ditto).
While spoilers are clearly marked in the article, Gaiman did offer a tidbit of dialogue from his episode:
Quote:April 23rd can't get here soon enough.Amy berates Rory for letting the Doctor go off on his own.
Rory: Hes a Timelord. Hell be fine!
Amy: Rory, thats just what theyre called. It doesnt mean he knows what hes doing. -
DESTROY ATLAS PARK!
(By combining elements of the Atlas Park Ruined and Recluse's Victory maps and changing all the NPC dialogue to include a panicked introductory speech along the lines of "WTF just happened?!".)
The zone is also now overrun by Clockwork, Hellions, Infected, and Vahzilok in greater numbers than have ever been encountered, pitched battles between them and Longbow/PPD have erupted everywhere, and the few remaining citizens are under constant harassment.
That's right, Atlas Park is now a lowbie hazard zone. Starting players may still chose it as their beginning but are warned of the additional dangers and advised to group as soon as they hit the ground.
Naturally people will be shocked by such an arbitrary change - although one I'd argue is necessary to shake up CoH's stagnating starting game - and will depose me by the next day. That just means that someone else will have to come up with the explanatory lore for the devastation.
What? It's not that CoH canon doesn't have enough dangling plot lines already. -
Well, that and the decent reviews and box office for Source Code and Super, both of which seem like good, though not great, movies.
Quote:Although they won't get the message, studio executives should take away from the failure of Sucker Punch and Scott Pilgrim vs. The World the moral of "don't spend lavishly on geek films with narrow appeal." With a side helping of "a decent story wouldn't kill you." -
In advance of the April 17 premiere date, HBO has posted a 15-minute preview of their upcoming adaptation of George R. R. Martin's epic fantasy, A Game of Thrones.
Warning: contains graphic violence
(The advance reviews, mainstream and geek, are good, so this could be the first breakout swords and sorcery success since Lord of the Rings.) -
With this weekend's box office estimates released, Sucker Punch is projected to bring in only $6.1M, a disastrous 68% dropoff from its opening. That's the kind of record that puts it easily in the Top 100 Biggest Second Weekend Dropoffs*, among the likes of Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within, Eddie Murphy's Meet Dave, Basic Instinct 2, and, oh yes, Watchmen. Between bad reviews, bad box office, and bad word of mouth (its Friday dropoff on opening weekend was similarly steep), Sucker Punch has officially hit the trifecta of bad movies.
While I expect Sucker Punch to sink pretty quickly in domestic release, I'm still concerned at the potential damage it can do to the next Superman film, whether or not Snyder remains attached, and to mainstream opinion of geek-centric movie tropes.
* As calculated by Box Office Mojo, which is running a survey their site's front page titled "What's the main reason that the heavily-promoted 'Sucker Punch' disappointed?". Between the terrible critical consensus and awful word of mouth - apart from a vocal minority of well-serviced Snyder fans - the movie's flaws are obvious by this point, though the choice of which is the worst can be voted on, e.g. "Divorced from reality / Low dramatic stakes."; "fanboy fantasia"; "Looked like a random video game"; "No characterization"; "Style over substance."; and others. My favorite, though, is their last option: "Box office is a prison. In my mind, this is a hit." -
Whew. All that said, I've grown tired of this thread, too. I'm taking a break from it this weekend until the box office tally is in. Place your bets now as to Sucker Punch's drop-off.