TrueGentleman

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  1. Let's pretend we're a movie studio trying to update and modernize a prominent comics franchise for a new movie after a weakly-received "spiritual sequel" to the installments from the 70s and 80s. Having started fresh by casting an unknown in the role of the hero, we must choose an antagonist, but fortunately, there are a number of options.

    Column A - Notable Superman Comics Villains Who Have Already Appeared in at Least Two Live-Action Theatrical Movies
    1. Lex Luthor
    2. General Zod

    Column B - Notable Superman Comics Villains Who Have Never Appeared in a Live-Action Theatrical Movie
    1. Bizarro
    2. Braniac
    3. Kryptonite Man
    4. Metallo
    5. Mister Mxyzptlk
    6. Parasite
    7. Prankster
    8. Titano
    9. Toyman
    10. Ultra-Humanite
    11. Etc., etc., etc.

    To heck with it, let's just file the serial numbers off Superman II and hope the fans don't notice. We'll just get a director who does mostly remakes and adaptations. His stuff makes for good trailers at least.
  2. On my main, True Gentleman, I use the /teabag emote as my standard AFK. It fits the character concept well enough in addition to being an amusing gaming in-joke (this is not your Halo's teabag). People generally get the gag, and since it doesn't have an interactive component, unlike others mentioned above, nobody can misinterpret it.

    On my supernatural Guy Fawkes-inspired character, Bonfire Knight, I sometimes use the /pandhandle emote to mime "Penny for the guy?" (occasionally sitting in a fire if one is available). That joke works less frequently.
  3. TrueGentleman

    Sucker Punch

    In this past weekend's box office, Sucker Punch earned only an estiamted $2.1M, a drop of 65% after being dumped by 40% of the screens since its opening. And that's all she wrote.
  4. Quote:
    Originally Posted by SuperOz View Post
    I've even seen the animated gifs talking about that. But everyone seems to forget that Sauron had the Ringwraiths on the fly about the place and just by looking at them flying overhead would cause the Eagles, the Ringbearer and anyone else to just want to give up on the spot. I think too many people think of Sauron in his tower as just a big glowing lighthouse.

    He can see to just about anywhere in Middle-Earth, can dispatch the Ringwraiths (who can also fly) and has armies at his disposal with siege weaponry. It's not as easy as we'd like to think.
    It's not that some people forget but rather that they're simply not invested in imagining a quasi-Luciferian supernatural entity with air support from a group of cursed ghosts in an allegory of the temptations of power.

    For them, the entirely human motivations of greed, lust, honor, and sacrifice and the political machinations of dynastic rivalries in Game of Thrones will probably be much more to their taste.
  5. Warner Brothers has just announced who the villain in the new Superman movie will be and who'll be playing him.

    It's General Zod.

    And Michael Shannon

    Also, the movie's title is now simply "Man of Steel".
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    Originally Posted by BackFire View Post
    The password is, "guest?!?"

    Holy s*it, our security is atrocious.
    "That's just... babytime frolics."
  7. Quote:
    Originally Posted by SuperOz View Post
    However, I kind of like fantasy tropes, so long as they're not overdone. I like magic, I like dragons. I like a story that says 'hey, you're in this fantastic setting where fantastic things happen.' In other words, not the real world. I don't mind if I see people do extraordinary things, because that's what we're capable of as human beings.
    While I appreciate the ennobling quality that high fantasy can offer, sometimes I'm concerned that in featuring elves and wizards so prominently, it may instead distract us from what we're capable of precisely as human beings. Stepping outside our shortcomings through the imagination to create fantasy races with idealized qualities can place virtues and vices in sharp contrast, but this can also overshadow the complexities of human existence.

    The obvious expample is of course Tolkein's obsession with elves over portraying recognizably human characters - the Eldar virtually embody perfection in contrast to the stiffly rendered race of Men. It took Sean Bean to add some recognizable depth to the character of Boromir in Lord of the Rings, so there are high hopes he can do the same for Martin's epic.

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    As a prior person pointed out, it's like Shakespeare. I personally would find such a story profoundly depressing, because from my basic impressions it seems like you play a waiting game to see just who dies next.
    Perhaps King Lear and Richard III should be avoided on those grounds, but such is the tragic point of view, where the bad end unhappily and the good unluckily - and the final body count is rather high.

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    I don't really understand why the 'shades of grey' and 'realism' have become so appealing lately.
    You did mention the recent examples of Libya, Egypt, Iran, to say nothing of the headlines of, well, the past decade. I suspect that in this context, some portion of the viewing audience just can't engage with uncomplicated escapism and unquestioned idealism any more. The Lord of the Rings movies' success came at the beginning of the decade, after all.

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    I haven't got a problem with human motivations because I have them myself. I think in an age where we have a series where a serial killer who kills bad people has become popular (and just consider that sentence a moment if you would), it's almost as if stories like Game of Thrones is like us eating our own proverbial serpent's tail.
    For the record, I think Dexter is a profoundly intellectually dishonest show, despite individual actors' performances in its favor. In adapting a series of thrillers, it's trying to have its cake and eat it too when attempting to portray a pure sociopath as a vigilante - a fantasy of a very different nature. It's also impeded from real growth by the success of its formula, which it now is struggling to find variations on since Showtime can't afford let one of its best-rated shows come up with a concluding arc. This is the kind of trap that A Game of Thrones will at least avoid if it manages to stick to the one-season-per-book schedule.

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    I think there's so many great untold and bloody stories in our own history that again, it seems a little masochistic to then make up stories where we indulge the very urges that helped shape our history and read with pleasure as the characters fall to them.
    The difficulty in studying history, apart from its natural resistance to dramatic conventions, is the real-world baggage we inevitably bring to topics, no matter how far removed. (It's surprising, say, how bitter the French are about Azincourt and Waterloo.) Fantasy can supply a little distance for analagous topics it wishes to explore.

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    Any issues I have is just what I've outlined above and it's not meant as a raging angry criticism of the story.
    On the contrary, you're raising some interesting issues that at least part of Game of Throne's potential audience will no doubt share, to say nothing of the mainstream audience.


    EDIT: I certainly did cite Lord of the Rings a great deal here, but mainly because it remains the gold standard of fantasy adaptations in film, in both fidelity and mainstream success, not because I regard it as the best fantasy series.
  8. Quote:
    Originally Posted by SuperOz View Post
    I'm probably not going to watch this, given that I also haven't read the novels. I actually asked my SG today what it was about and someone said 'Do you know about the War of the Roses and the 100 year war?' And I said yes (I like my history)
    As do I, which is why I'm intrigued by a fantasy writer taking inspiration from them -- it worked for Shakespeare after all. It's also encouraging that the plots revolve around recognizable human politics for the most part, instead of, say, the cliche of the Hero's Quest or another Orcs vs. Elves showdown. (Martin does suggest in that NYT interview that he will introduce elements of magic into the TV series gradually.)

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    That was a ringing positive endorsement that kind of made up my mind. It's almost like we've become masochistic in our entertainment lately. If we're not seeing people screw each other over or be flawed and oh-so-terribly-human, then it's not good drama.
    HBO's combination of shows with tragic outlooks (The Sopranos, The Wire, Deadwood) and shows about escapism (Sex and the City, Entourage) certainly plays to opposite ends of the spectrum, but at least cable is willing to cover the former after network TV neglected it for so long. Again, it worked for Shakespeare.
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    Originally Posted by Defenestrator View Post
    It's still a feat to get that edited together just right, though. I mean, they frequently have overlapping conversations and dialogue and it still manages to come out funny and doesn't sound force or convoluted.
    I agree, the sound editing for the dialog is phenomenal in Archer. Adam Reed's team honed their skills on Sealab 2021 and Frisky Dingo (did anyone watch the two Xtacles episodes?), and they're katana-sharp here.
  10. This is a great trend away from the City of Claustrophobia factor that comes with all the original maps of windowless offices, warehouses, bases, etc. I'd love to see more of this incorporated retroactively into existing content, along with fixed-door missions.
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    Originally Posted by Defenestrator View Post
    I'd also really like to know if they're recording the dialogue together or separately. The timing and overlap on many of the conversations seems incredibly too perfect. If they are all in the recording booth together, I'm even more impressed, because the timing of the cast to work with each other like that is amazing.
    Separately, it would seem. (There's a behind-the-scenes clip on Amber Nash, the voice of the redoubtable Pam, on Hulu.com that features the recording booth.)
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    Originally Posted by Moderator 05 View Post
    Just an FYI, folks, even with the two-clicks rule, links that depicts material not suitable for PG-14 should be marked as such, as a courtesy.
    PG-14? Is the ratings system undergoing inflation??

    That said, although HBO has a warning scorecard in front of this preview, I'll add a TV-MA (LSV) tag. Apparently, this is a selling point in favor of the adaptation's fidelity {Language}.
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    Originally Posted by Steelclaw View Post
    Are you now, or would you in the future, be interested in participating in a Nemesis Plot?
    I'm not participating in a Nemesis Plot! Why would you think I'm participating in a Nemesis Plot?! Who said anything about Lord Nemesis anyway? Say, isn't that a Rikti dropship over there behind you?

    /walks hurriedly away with ill-assumed nonchalance
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    Originally Posted by Defenestrator View Post
    I loved the close of last week's:

    Pam (after stripping off her shirt and revealing some pretty frightening tattoos and about to deliver a beating to Malory): DOES ANYBODY WANT A PIECE OF THIS?

    Shot of the rest of the cast...long pause...

    Lana: Noooope!

    Bonus points for inscribing Byron's Destruction of Sennacherib on her back (Cape Fear, eat your heart out).
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    Originally Posted by Deacon_NA View Post
    I've always thought of him as the voice of the "schlubby everyman"
    Which he's performing with aplomb in the animated Bob's Burgers, which is just lifting off on Fox.

    His voiceover career seems to swing between "schlubby everymen" (e.g. Coach McGurk in Home Movies) and out-of-left-field roles (e.g. the Devil in Lucy, Daughter of the Devil).
  16. I'm way behind on the second season, but it's building solidly on the first and adding some depth to the excellent cast of characters. With any luck, now that's its been renewed for a third, it could do for spies what The Venture Brothers is doing for super-science.

    And much credit goes to the delivery of H. Jon Benjamin and the rest of the excellent cast. A line like "See how I let that just go by? Look at me. I am the perfect gentleman." isn't at all bad, but with Benjamin, it's Fort Knox-heist comedy gold.
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    Originally Posted by galadiman View Post
    Mallory: "ISIS isn't your own personal travel agency. It doesn't exist just so you can jet off to.. ***** Island."
    "Hm? Sorry, I was picturing ***** Island."
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    Originally Posted by Local_Man View Post
    George R. R. Martin has worked in Hollywood as a screenwriter in the past, so this is not his first time dealing with TV/Film. And yes, he was very involved and has put his "stamp of approval" on the series.
    The NYTimes, now behind a weird paywall scheme, not unlike SoIaF's, had a good interview with Martin about his career as an author and TV writer (io9 excerpted the good bits here, along with stuff from a New Yorker profile).

    That said, Martin admits Dances with Dragons isn't actually finished (the make-or-break deadline to submit a final MS for a July publication won't be until the end of this month unless the publisher is willing to rush it through). I'd be surprised if he'd made much headway into writing the final volume, no matter how much preliminary work he might have done.
  19. Bleeding Cool has a nice writeup of WonderCon's Doctor Who panel with scriptwriter Neil Gaiman ("The Doctor's Wife"), actor Mark Sheppard ("The Impossible Astronaut"/"Day of the Moon"), and director Toby Haynes (ditto).

    While spoilers are clearly marked in the article, Gaiman did offer a tidbit of dialogue from his episode:
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    Amy berates Rory for letting the Doctor go off on his own.
    Rory: He’s a Timelord. He’ll be fine!
    Amy: Rory, that’s just what they’re called. It doesn’t mean he knows what he’s doing.
    April 23rd can't get here soon enough.
  20. DESTROY ATLAS PARK!
    (By combining elements of the Atlas Park Ruined and Recluse's Victory maps and changing all the NPC dialogue to include a panicked introductory speech along the lines of "WTF just happened?!".)

    The zone is also now overrun by Clockwork, Hellions, Infected, and Vahzilok in greater numbers than have ever been encountered, pitched battles between them and Longbow/PPD have erupted everywhere, and the few remaining citizens are under constant harassment.

    That's right, Atlas Park is now a lowbie hazard zone. Starting players may still chose it as their beginning but are warned of the additional dangers and advised to group as soon as they hit the ground.

    Naturally people will be shocked by such an arbitrary change - although one I'd argue is necessary to shake up CoH's stagnating starting game - and will depose me by the next day. That just means that someone else will have to come up with the explanatory lore for the devastation.

    What? It's not that CoH canon doesn't have enough dangling plot lines already.
  21. TrueGentleman

    Sucker Punch

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    Originally Posted by Ironik View Post
    At least the schadenfreude will keep you warm.
    Well, that and the decent reviews and box office for Source Code and Super, both of which seem like good, though not great, movies.

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    Although they won't get the message, studio executives should take away from the failure of Sucker Punch and Scott Pilgrim vs. The World the moral of "don't spend lavishly on geek films with narrow appeal." With a side helping of "a decent story wouldn't kill you."
    Unfortunately, the message movie execs are likely to take away is WB president Jeff Rubinov's notorious aversion to female leads, Sucker Punch, and maybe the underperforming Red Riding Hood, being the only major non-rom-com exception to his rule this year for the studio that I can think of.
  22. In advance of the April 17 premiere date, HBO has posted a 15-minute preview of their upcoming adaptation of George R. R. Martin's epic fantasy, A Game of Thrones.

    Warning: contains graphic violence

    (The advance reviews, mainstream and geek, are good, so this could be the first breakout swords and sorcery success since Lord of the Rings.)
  23. TrueGentleman

    Sucker Punch

    With this weekend's box office estimates released, Sucker Punch is projected to bring in only $6.1M, a disastrous 68% dropoff from its opening. That's the kind of record that puts it easily in the Top 100 Biggest Second Weekend Dropoffs*, among the likes of Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within, Eddie Murphy's Meet Dave, Basic Instinct 2, and, oh yes, Watchmen. Between bad reviews, bad box office, and bad word of mouth (its Friday dropoff on opening weekend was similarly steep), Sucker Punch has officially hit the trifecta of bad movies.

    While I expect Sucker Punch to sink pretty quickly in domestic release, I'm still concerned at the potential damage it can do to the next Superman film, whether or not Snyder remains attached, and to mainstream opinion of geek-centric movie tropes.

    * As calculated by Box Office Mojo, which is running a survey their site's front page titled "What's the main reason that the heavily-promoted 'Sucker Punch' disappointed?". Between the terrible critical consensus and awful word of mouth - apart from a vocal minority of well-serviced Snyder fans - the movie's flaws are obvious by this point, though the choice of which is the worst can be voted on, e.g. "Divorced from reality / Low dramatic stakes."; "fanboy fantasia"; "Looked like a random video game"; "No characterization"; "Style over substance."; and others. My favorite, though, is their last option: "Box office is a prison. In my mind, this is a hit."
  24. TrueGentleman

    Sucker Punch

    Whew. All that said, I've grown tired of this thread, too. I'm taking a break from it this weekend until the box office tally is in. Place your bets now as to Sucker Punch's drop-off.