The_Foo

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  1. Doctor D sucks and I hate him!
  2. The_Foo

    Demon Trix

    Wow, $11? You're practically givin' it away with that quality of work!
  3. Quote:
    Originally Posted by John_Printemps View Post
    In a sense, something like this has no surprise value for me, but merely enforces the belief that anyone can create "Art". In Children, they have the capacity to see the simplicity and structure of objects in relation to geometric shapes and how to build up from the basics; and when taught at that same early age in an environment that grips them, you get kids like Kieron. Honestly, wouldn't it be great if more kids were given the same opportunity? I'm almost saddened by the fact that one or two kids squirm into public view because they clung to an unexpected ability, got the tutelage and let it fly and it's a "rare thing"--that should be something we see more often.

    I'm sorry, I'm totally Soap Boxing.

    "Anyone can Cook!" - Auguste Gusteau
    I think you're being overly optimistic about the degree of talent that can be found within the average child, but I agree that children should be encouraged try to create and given tutelage if they should interest.
  4. I thought this was astounding and might be appreciated here. I am now jealous of a six-year-old's talent.




    Pictured: Incredible watercolour paintings by boy aged just SIX


    A street scene from the paintbrush of a child usually involves triangle-topped boxes for houses. And often an unnaturally large dog.
    But Kieron Williamson's attempts are so beautifully rendered that artists ten times his age will be filled with envy.
    Experts have said that the six-year-old's atmospheric paintings, which began with harbour scenes and expanded to include rural vistas, animal portraits and landmarks, have perspective, shadow and reflections that demonstrate an ability well beyond his years.



    Streets ahead: One of the stunning watercolours by six-year-old Kieron Williamson. The only hint that this is a child's work is the slightly wobbly signature
  5. The_Foo

    Demon Trix

    Well, just for that, I'm not sharin'!
  6. The_Foo

    Demon Trix

    I have not forgotten you, either, Gray! I just gots too much (non-art) **** to do, y'know?
  7. Here's how I look at it: I will win this damn thing by default and then crow about it for years to come.
  8. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Scootertwo View Post
    Do artist get jealous if you take some business and spread it around?
    I don't understand this question.
  9. The_Foo

    Free-time pics

    You and your damned two-hours.
  10. You should apologize if you step on someone's toes, even if you didn't mean to.

    Even if they are a cruel robolady from the internets.
  11. I have only one Skin-V remaining!
  12. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Altoholic_Monkey View Post
    You might want to scroll back up and check where you stated "I don't believe you" which is another way of saying "I believe you're lying". I don't exactly find that funny.
    For serious? Shall I apologize? I can do that, if you would feel better.
  13. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Aerones View Post
    Foo's just baiting Monkey to get attention since he can't get women to talk to him in real life.

    Also: CLICK MY BANNER!
    You're so cruel to me even when I don't ask for it.
  14. Listen, robot. I didn't say you were a liar. I simply said that everyone knows there are no ladies on the internet! That's just science. You know science, don't you? It's what made your cold, robot heart beat for the first time!
  15. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Emmi_Blaze View Post
    Hiyas Foo, you're looking at Spam! Now fry it up and make a sammich
    This answer makes sense.

    Chicken butt spam.
  16. Gay cat ladies love milk. Not so much other stuff.
  17. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Altoholic_Monkey View Post
    Because you don't believe in women?
    Hahahaha, on the internet?


    I can't believe sentient AIs have developed such finely-tuned senses of human humour! Hahahaha, that's great.

    Maybe I was wrong about you robots. You guys are okay.
  18. These are quite good and have magnificent crotches.
  19. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Altoholic_Monkey View Post
    Why wouldn't you?
    Because if you're not a dude, then you must be some kind of sentient AI given birth in the primordial brine of the internet and I'm not ready for that yet.