Wounded Bird
Zone: Sharkhead
Level: 20-25
At first glance,
Betty Highside Harris seems to be just another Rogue Isles rogue. Brash, outspoken, and flippant.
However, right now, she looks pissed. Might have something to do with her moto gear on the ground, and what looks to be a torn-down sportbike nearby.
Better see what she wants, before she decides to use you for target practice, like the countless tin cans on the ground behind you.
First Contact:
Yo, yo yo, who YOU? I dont know you, you aint got rep for [censored]. What, you a buster? Get on outta here, before I cap you.
Complete at least one Sharkhead Mayhem, and get an introduction.
Contact Unlocked:
Oh man. Another buster. Dunno how you people keep getting my name. Wish I could get out of this hellhole. Hey! Maybe you can help me with that. You look semi-capable, yeah?
Mission 1: Help Betty Get Her Groove Back
Sweet! Ok check it. Notice anything wrong with this picture? What? No no man, eyes up here, Im talkin. Its my BIKE. Those damned Freakshow stole it and tore it down for spare parts. I got most of the stuff back, but some of the, uh, special one-off shizz is still in their, uh, possession.
So, what I need you to do is, go beat some of those metal maniacs up. See if any of them got my parts.
Doesnt sound too hard
You be sure and tell them WHY they getting their kiesters kicked, <villain-name>!! No one steals Betty Highsides ride and gets away with it!
DEFEAT 20 FREAKSHOW IN SHARKHEAD
Unsolicited Contact:
What you doin back here? Thought you was a buster all along. Now go on, find out who has my parts!
CLUE:
A small turbocharger unit
This turbocharger looks like itd fit a motorboat engine. Or a motorcycle engine. The serial number has been filed off.
CLUE:
A business card
You found this wildly colored business card on the Freakshow that was carrying the turbocharger. It looks like it was designed by a kid with a fractal program and waaay too many crazy fonts on their computer. The address is right here in Sharkhead.
DEBRIEF:
My turbocharger! Whered you score this? Sweet! Totally rad. What? Oh the business card? Lemme check that
. Oh yah. I heard of this guy. Ya think hes got the rest of my parts?
Mission 2: Pay A Visit to the Manic Mechanic
Ok, heres the deal. This dude, they call him M4N1K-M3K4N1K. He runs this chop shop and warehouse over by the Crush. Guy that had my turbo was probably looking to sell it off. So Imma need you to head over there and bust ol Manics head. And keep an eye out for my bike parts!
Unsolicited contact: What now? You want me to draw you a damn map? Go talk to Manic, already.
MAP: Auto Repair Warehouse
Factions: Freakshow
You hear the sound of grinders, pneumatic tools, and really bad heavy metal music.
NOTES: When M4N1K-M3K4N1K is aggroed, he will attempt to cage the players and beat them down using attacks from the Electrical Manipulation blaster secondary. He will also rez any Freakshow that fall in battle if no one is attacking him specifically. Keep the damage up and he wont have time to get his thugs back on their metal feet.
Notable NPCs:
M4N1K-M3K4N1K (Boss): Freakshow Meat Doctor, has melee Electrical attacks instead of Meat Doctor attacks (arc welder)
M4N1K-M3K4N1K : Come on, help me get this Camaro stripped. One of Drecks dudes wants to weld himself into the chassis and race at Daytona.
Freakshow Minion: Hey boss. Turn the music down, I thought I heard somethin.
M4N1K-M3K4N1K: That was me, doofus, this impact wrench is loud! And dont TOUCH my music while Im workin!
(aggro)
M4N1K-M3K4N1K: Hey! Didnt you see the employees only sign? Imma part you out and sell you off for spares, homeslice.
(75% health)
M4N1K-M3K4N1K: Alright, now Im real ticked off. Which wont be fun for you.
(50%)
M4N1K-M3K4N1K: Are you kiddin? I can buff that right out.
(25%)
M4N1K-M3K4N1K: OW! Hey! Watch the bodywork!
(defeated)
M4N1K-M3K4N1K:
I need an overhaul.
(player defeat)
M4N1K-M3K4N1K: NO ONE beats me in the garage, genius.
Clues:
Motorcycle Body Panels
These hot pink fiberglass panels look like theyd fit Bettys ride. They were all crated up to be sold on ePay.
Shipping Manifests
You found several manifests in a file cabinet in Manics office. They describe what look to be small parts shipped to various locales.
DEBRIEF:
Oh score! You found the body panels. Ill get the Busa lookin her old self real soon now. Still missing some critical stuff though. Whats with all the paperwork?
Mission Three: Repo Men
This is a three part mission.
Ok, <villain name>, I checked out those manifests, and yeah, some of my parts got shipped to various buyers. Good news, only ones out of the country, the others are all local, so shouldnt be too much of a problem to go kick in some doors. As for that one part, some lab in Paragon got it, so while youre off collectin my stuff, Ill see if I cant arrange you a visit.
Part 1: Get the Injector Manifold
The address on the manifest is a storefront in Cap au Diable. Its a known Goldbricker safehouse.
NPCs: Goldbrickers
(standard Goldbricker instance, no special npcs,)
CLUE: Injector Manifold
You found the Injector Manifold jury-rigged into the leaders rocket pack, in an attempt to improve performance, you suspect.
Part 2: Smoke out the Buyer
Looks like this part, an aftermarket exhaust, was shipped to a Sharkhead drop box. You decide to hang out and see who shows up.
Hit waypoint, defeat Sky Raider ambush.
CLUE: You discover that the leader of this bunch of pirates is holed up in an office building nearby.
Part Three: Get the Custom Exhaust
(Sky Raider office instance, no special NPCs.)
CLUE: Custom Exhaust
The leaders flightpack has a titanium exhaust, with the logo of an Italian aftermarket moto parts manufacturer engraved into the can. Youre not sure why it was fitted to the flightpack maybe the guy liked the exhaust note?
DEBRIEF:
Oooh NICE! I was hoping Id not have to reorder those. They cost me serious bank, <villainname>. OH! While you were out an about, I pulled in a favor. You up for a field trip?
Mission Four: Omega Force
Ok, check it, holmes. That last part? Its actually an experimental weapon system, Crey design. I guess they saw it on ePay, and snapped it up. Imma need you to head to Paragon and get it back. Oh. Those Crey dudes know their game and youll be on home turf. So, yeah. Bring friends.
Map: Large Crey Lab
Faction: Crey
Notable NPCs:
Head Researcher Costas (hostage)
Security Chief Rossi (Paragon Protector)
Security Officer Biaggi (Power Tank)
Security Officer Gibernau (Cryo Tank)
Security Officer Bayliss (Voltaic Tank)
Entrance: This place is locked down tight. Youre gonna have to find lab keys.
Notes: The three security officers each have one key, which will be required as the elevators require keys. They use standard Crey NPC speech. An ambush will be spawned shortly after each key is used. Dr. Costas and SecChief Rossi will spawn together, on the second to last floor, and then youll have to lead Dr Costas to the weapons locker so he can unlock it for you (itll be a big blast door with the Crey storage/beyond, and the glowie in the center of the room.) There is a holding facility on the map, which players will have to break out of if they are defeated and attempt to go to the hospital.
NPC Speech:
Biaggi: Stuck on guard duty. I hate shift rotations.
(aggroed): Of course
its not always boring. Time for a workout!
Gibernau: Wonder why they got the Kinetic Inducer under such lockdown? Its not that big a deal.
(aggroed): Oh. I see why, now.
Bayliss: Mate, they said, work for Crey, get the crumpet. Load of dingos kidneys if you ask me.
(aggroed) Of course, the fighting I quite like.
Rossi: Dr Costas, is the Kinetic Inducer secured? My men are getting restless.
Costas: It is.
Rossi: Good. Is that the key to the storage locker? Im going to need to take that, for securitys sake.
(aggroed) Stand aside, Costas. My men and I will handle this.
Costas: Oh my lord! Is THIS why all the security?
(75%)
Rossi: You villains are becoming an annoyance, well have to booby-trap the storage facilities, next.
(50%): OOF! That hurt. Ever considered a career in security?
(25%): .. youre good, Ill hand you that.
(defeated):
ow. Im gonna need a medic.
(player defeat)
Rossi: Guards? Escort this intruder to a holding cell. Well interrogate them later.
(captured)
Costas: OW! Ok ok, Ill take you to the weapons locker.
(lost)
Costas: Nows my chance to duck out of sight.
(recaptured)
Costas:
I could have been in sports medicine. Race teams. Not this corporate intrigue crap.
(after opening the weapons locker)
Costas: Fine, fine. Take the damned thing, itll be obsolete soon anyway when the new GP rules come out.
DEBRIEF:
You GOT it! My Kinetic Inducer! With this installed, no cop in the country can catch me! <Villainname>, you are awesome! Oh! I gotta get to working to get this reinstalled. THANKS so much, and catch you on the flip side, homebrew!
TRIVIA: The names of the NPC's in the last mission are all last names of well known MotoGP racers, except Dr. Costas, who is the Head surgeon for Clinica Mobile, the MotoGP onsite triage clinic.