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Another knock suddenly came to the door, this time two men wearing the uniform of prison guards were standing on each side of a small Satyr boy with a pair of goat legs and small horns sticking out from his unruly red hair.

"Ma'am....deal with this please. His name is Jake Millions..."

The man was cut off by the boy yelling at him in a thick Asain accent "Jake Q. Millions stupid head! The Q is for Badass ma'am."

The guard just shook his head before pushing Jake through the door. "Kid, this is you last shot before goin back to the Zig's Juvie wing, try not to be TOO dumb." Jake just stuck his tounge out at the guards as they left before looking into the room.

"So, you guys got any cookies?"

Jake smiled as he took in the sight, instantly darting around the courtyards laughing happily. "Wowie this is a sweet joint we have! Look at this nature! We really live here?"

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Reishi looked Jake in the eye.
"There's more to choosing a weapon than your strength or the weapon's strength. In the hands of a good master, a bamboo stick like that can be a lethal force, but by no means is it unbreakable. Allow me to demonstrate."
She walked over and plucked a branch from a nearby tree. It was about the size of Reishi's forearm and very thin. She held the branch up to her forehead and closed her eyes. A moment later she swung the branch at a larger branch, severing it from the tree, then she slammed it on the ground, creating a tiny crater. By this time the branch appeared to be withering.
"Just a normal branch channeling my energy, I can get three strikes out of it against objects that offer little resistance. But it's still merely a branch. It's mosly protected by my own power, though it has a bit of strength itself," she explained.

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Jake just laughed "Chill babe, I just was kiddin around."

With that he smirked and began to focus on the bamboo, holding it more like a fencing blade then a staff. Soon the stick lit up with bright green energy as Jake twirled it around with a laugh, finally striking the ground to make a crater slightly larger then the one Rei made with her stick.

Jake laughed loudly as he put his staff back to normal and slung it over his shoulder and walked the bridge to the temple. "I make Luke Skywaker look like Special Ed!"

Jake smirked as Xander walked by "I will bub, I think you'll be supprised at the tricks this punk has up his sleeves."

"My body is my weapon, this stick," Jake smirked as he twirled the pole. "This stick is my hold-out, I am attuned with my main weapon, my body."

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"A weapon is only as sturdy as the hand that holds it," Reishi imparted.


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Jake yawns and breaks off a long bamboo staff, slinging it over his shoulder with a laugh.

"So this thing should never break right?"

Jake just smiled at the crowd at Mountain temple, about to make a smart remark before he remembered the "no weapons not made of temple wood or bamboo" rule.

He opened his jacket idely, pulling out a lead pipe and set of brass knuckles before tossing them over the side of the bridge. "Hope the Bamboo here is nice and sturdy, me bein without a hold-out weapon makes me uneasy."

Jake just smirks at Yin's frown,

"Chill shortstack, just sayin I already have a foundation on defence, I came here to get stronger, not learn to block better.

Jake just smirked as he walked to the base of the rope bridge.

"I am Jake Millions, I learned all I know on the streets. I want into Tempest, I can learn defence and that stuff anywhere, I need raw power to beat down the punks in Paragon."

((Bahumut))

Jake grunted as he woke from his meditation.

"Wha, oh a teacher at last? Neat name, there was a dude named Slap Jack in the Hellions I ran with a while ago, you know him?"

"Anyway, my name's Jake Q. Millions, the 'Q' is for badass. I don't know any martail arts other the street brawling. I use my hooves for kick boxing and when I get pissed I can tap into my ki pretty well. I don't have a lot to say to people I don't know other then I'm a SATYR not a damn demon."

Jake smiled at the woman's waking.

"Good, she's up, time for me to meditate, call me if the masters open the gates, I want to get to Tempest quickly"

((I gotta head out, just RP that Jake is in deep mediation on his rock))

Jake called over

"they're like a natural Adrenaline boost, so that should wake her up quick, just give her one though!"

Jake chucked a brown paper that wrapped up a small stack of wrinkled, dry herbs that gave off a smell like mint and medicine.

"feed her one if she looks like she flat-lines, other then that I got nothin."

Jake just shrugged and looked back to the other girl. Fishing in his jacket pockets.

"I got some herbs in here some where, they always perk me up when I pass out from trainin."

Jake leaned his head all the way back to look at Rei, "Cute name. Always good to know the people I'm fightin."

Jake looked back at the girl being carried.

"Hmmm a forever vagabond? I guess she and I have a lot in common then."

Jake smirked, his humor coming back to him as the last of his wounds healed.

Suddenly he turned back to Rei "oh yea, name's Jake Q Millions, the 'Q' is for [censored], what's your name?"

Jake just sat on his old rock, meditating and healing the wounds he got, only muttering back in Japanese.

"I'm taking that as a goal"

Jake just grumbles "Fine, but this isn't over, I'm gonna whoop you before these temples go back to where ever." As his eyes go back to normal, he mutters in Japanese as he turns "Lucky I didn't show ya what dad taught me."

Jake laughed as he realized that this girl knows how to manpulate her Ki well. "Cute, you wanna see Ki? Take a look at this!"

With that all the rage Jake had built up at being humilated by this girl surged through him, his eyes glowing deep green as he focused on his legs, causing him to spring up, carring Reishi with him, and hook his hoof around her side to bring it crashing down on her back with a new, massive, power.

Jake growled, hiding the fact that having his horns bent hurt like Hell, and brought his knee into Rei's gut repeatedly with a slight laugh.

"Fightin dirty now? Good, I was worried I'd have to be the first."

Jake growled as he lowered his head and rushed the girl with his small horns.

"Somethin you should learn, I'm dumb as a brick!" Jake laughed as he slammed his horns into Reishi's gut.

"...And," he added, his horns still in Reishi. "I'm a SATYR, not a demon! Dumb humans!"

Jake grunts as he staggers to his feet, his broken bones and internal bleeding slowly mending, but his body still wracked with injuries.

"You're a tricky lil thing aren't ya," he said with a bloody smirk.

Jake just smirked as he pushed himself up with his hands suddenly, slamming his free hoof into her grin in a donkey kick style.

"I ain't sayin discipline isn't needed, just saying I don't use some dumb 'don't hit a guy while his down' honor code."