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Jake just shrugged, "I saw this crap in a Bruce Lee movie once, I did this stuff for trainin with pipes and bricks, the tea can't add that much new."

With that he hopped onto the pole with the buckets and teacup in place, he knew he could maintain this for about a day before needing to focus his energy, then he could go for just under two days.

Jake smirked, creating an illusion of a giant spider over the child with the armor, and tossing a real bullfrog at him.

"I like the fairies bro."

Julie suddenly shifted back to human form, picking up Puppy-Rose and hugging her "Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute!"

Jake smiled as he summoned a large amound of illisonary spiders to crawl from under his feet.

Meanwhile, Jule was smilingat Rose "You'rea werewolfie too? Cool!" With that Julie suddenly shifted into a large bipedal wolf and wagged her tail happily as her deep voice giggled. "Can you do thiiiiiiiiiiiis?"

Julie noticed the fight and grinned happily, pulling another squirt rifle out from seeminly no where and firing water at Ghoul. "I like this place lots!"

Jake laughed loudly before nodding and creating an illusion of a bull-frog in his hand, tossing it into the group with a snicker. "Like that?"

The little girl grumbled but followed him "My name's Julie and you look like a zombie man! That's cool if ya are, I'm a werewolf. Can I have my gun back now I neeeeeeeeed it!"

Suddenly another knock came to the door, the same two guards standing at the sides of a new kid. This one was a small girl with puppy ears and a big grin.

"If you're takin the deer brat take his lil sidekick too, we faxed her info over, carful, she's a biter."

The girl then pulled a large squirt-rifle from her back and fired at the guards with a giggle.

"yea....and that too." With that the guards ran off, leaving the girl standing in the door with a grin holding her squirtgun.

Jake yawned and wiggled his fingers idley, creating illusionary bullets to fire from the gun as he put another candy smoke in his mouth.

Jake smiled at Sienna as she fluttered in, eating his candy smoke and putting another in his mouth. "Alright, more fae, I think I can plan some nice mischif with two others."

Jake smiled and pulled out a pack of cady cigarettes, putting one in his mouth with a grin. "Yakuza totally beats gamblers, we own all the casinos!"

Jake nodded with a smirk "cool, nice to see more fae in this joint."

He then idley wandered over to the trunk to pull out a dark suit and sunglasses and slug a plastic katana over his shoulder. "Yakuza boss!"

Jake walked back with a sigh, redressing and drying idely "That was not a HOT spring at all! Oh well, is the old man still talkin about how we must earn our food and clothes and stuff?"

Jake looks at Mags idely, and with a strong Asain accent calls to her in Gaelic "You're a fairy right?"

Jake smiled as he made his way to a hotspring, stripping and leaping in.

"Whoooo! This hits the spot!"

Jake shrugged as he teleported into the living room looking around with a grin. "Hope it's fun in here, though ANYTHING is better then Zig."

Jake cocked his head at the mention of activities, "Like what? Will there be sparrin? I like to spar with people."

Jake just smirked, "cool, I've pulled all nighters with the Hellions, lemmie guess, I gotta do push-ups all night or hold a staff with two full water buckets in a squat?"

Jake laughed at the teacher's words and laid on a large rock, tossing his jacket over him as a makeshift blanket.

"Kay bro, I'm turnin in then, tell me if you get anymore "test" ideas!"

Jake raised an eyebrow with a grin, "So...we gotta fight the hearders for the animals?"

Jake just shrugged and looked around more, "and those animals, I assume this one of those 'eat only what you grow' places?"

Jake just smiled, "any hotsprings, I loved those when I lived in Japan. There was this one joint with man-made ones and the cutest Geisha..." Jake trailed off from there with a grin.

Jake looked back at Yuri's comment. "Yea I wanna get all decked out in Tempest colors and get a good bath in before I start kickin [censored]."

Jake looked at the group with a raised eyebrow, seeming to pop into the crowd from thin air

"You guys are wierd, I like that. Whatcha schemein?"

One of the gaurds stopped and began filling the form out as Jake grumbled, fixing his hair before walking in casually.

"So, you guys take this joint insteada Jail too?"