Shadow Ravenwolf

I had just started a new alt on a new server a while back. I've now made lowbie alts across the board so I can play when different servers are having issues.

I was in Cap AE on this server when a Lvl 50 asks in local if anyone needed any inf. Thinking it may be a couple-20k and enough to set this lowbie I spoke up.

"You have traded nothing for 48,000,000"

Now, for all of the idiots who can't s33m 2 gr4sp tek K0nSept of 3ngrl15H, I have plenty of room on my ignore lists for your gimme monies nao hides.

What's really fun is when I'm bored and I drag it out by playing dumb. I'll waste a good 30 minutes of their day and frustrate them till I can hear their braincell pop from here.

Invigorated Huggies Attack The Endlessly Yellowing Of Undergarments

ACE

BackAlleyBrawler = 43
Castle = 13 (-)
david_nakayama = 13
Ghost Falcon = 6
Hero 1 = 15
Niviene = 12
pohsyb = 46
TheOcho = 46
The Television = 20
War Witch = 36 (+)

Better Off Obliterating General Internet Existences

SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS

BackAlleyBrawler = 42
Castle = 14
david_nakayama = 13
Ghost Falcon = 9
Ghost Widow = 3 (-)
Hero 1 = 15
Niviene = 12
pohsyb = 45
TheOcho = 42
The Television = 20
War Witch = 35 (+)

Hello Good Sir or Madam,

It has come to our attention that you seek the Path to Glorious Closed Beta. Well Friend, you are in luck. I happen to be a representative of a man who is the brother of a sister's cat's owner's nephew's girlfriend's husband's wife who went to primary school with the president of the Lamba Lamda Lamda Beta's janitor's weekend underwater basketweaving club, who incidentally tried out for the 1994 Summer Olympics in London.

While I was in my travels across the northern most southern tip of the eastern counties of West Alaska, I was astonished to discover a small nugget of gold in my flip flops. It wasn't worth all that much, but it broke my strap on my flip flop, causing the pack mules to rear up from the loud snapping noise. It was then that I realized that we didn't have any coffee for breakfast, so I decided to head to town.

Running into the local pet store, I found some Starbucks regular roast and a little catnip for the girls. I was waiting in line when I looked at the cover of the The Turnip and saw that in 3 days I was to win the lottery. I bought my ticket and waited outside for my solar flashlight to charge up. It was kinda dark for that time of night so I really needed it to charge faster. This is when I flagged down a taxi and headed to New York. By my reasoning, I could get to New York in time for sunrise, charge the flashlight and get back to Alaske in time to use it that night if we hurried.

Getting to New York was a long trip, but we met this guy along the way who had a particular fondness for tight, stretchy clothing and a flare for dramatics. His name was Wendy and he spoke in a soft frilly voice. I will never forget that wonderfully sweet man and what he shared with me on that trip. He spoke of a land where heroes and villains could go into the future and learn about what was to come. He warned us that the future was not written in stone, and could be changed. That's why he was on his mission. His job was to recruit those heroes and villains. Before he picked up his date for the prom, he gave me a magic card. This magic card has the most powerful sentence in the known universe, written in Babelese, so you can understand it no matter who you are. The card produces a perfect copy of itself when you speak the man's name and unlocks this magical land withen you chant the incantation.

Now Friend, I can help you. I know you seek the truth. You want to become one with time, space and that girl in accounting with the dimples and freckles, but patience is a virtue. I can and will help you if you are truly willing to help yourself.

Helping yourself is truly the only way you will ever help anyone else. We both know how generous you are. You are a very generous and loving person, who has big dreams. Prove it to yourself that you are commited to our agreement. How you ask? Simple.

I need you to show me your serious, and on faith and honor, send me 100,000,000 Influence. This small observance will show us how serious you are and how dedicated to the Closed Beta you profess to be.

For your gift of 100,000,000 Influence, I will send you the card and tell you the name you need to speak to unlock it's magical treasures.

What's this? Do I detect a little doubt? Ok My Friend, I will meet you half way. I will generously tell you the name you must speak. I will also tell you the secret that you must say the name three times. His name is Beetlejuice.

Now my Friend, you must send me your gift today so I can Express Mail your Magic Card.

Hurry...the future depends on you!!

In Love, Peace, Prosperity, and a couple Purple IOs,

Sca'min Teh N00bz


PS. If you refer a friend, you will have twice as much fun.

PSS. You must send this letter to all of your Global Friends or the card will not reveal its secrets to you and your 50s will be Permanently Deleted.

BackAlleyBrawler = 42
Castle = 13
david_nakayama = 13
EMpulse = 5 (-)
Ghost Falcon = 10
Ghost Widow = 10
Hero 1 = 15
Niviene = 11
pohsyb = 42
TheOcho = 35
The Television = 20
War Witch = 34 (+)

BackAlleyBrawler = 42
Castle = 13
david_nakayama = 13
EMpulse = 7 (-)
Ghost Falcon = 10
Ghost Widow = 10
Hero 1 = 15
Niviene = 11
pohsyb = 42
TheOcho = 34
The Television = 20
War Witch = 33 (+)

During one day at the height of summer, six glittering starships appeared out of nowhere. Suddenly everything went dark. It was the curse of the evil monkey that eats cotton candy!

The people all fled in terror at the sight of the sticky-fingered monkey. It hurled large chunks of cotton candy at the innocent Omegatron Zeta Warbot, "Koo Koo Katchoo", who, caught unprepared, pulled up his iron underpants, and ran screaming into a brick wall.

Then the monkey laughed and said, "where's my punchline?" A man named Alfredo von Wigglestein appeared and said, "I think, therefore... I don't care. Now, you need to go to talk to the guy about registering for the special buns and thigh class. After all penguins have anurisms and I wear polyester thongs to school. Where was my jar of Honey Bees? Who will not drag my fat butt? Now what was the price of eggplants and bees again? I forget things quite quickly since I'm old. Although old is relative."

So then my sister Bruce bought a banana from a passing street vendor. He grabbed a dictionary and started to read aloud the definition for monkey curses. He then looked at the crumpled warbot, pointed and said, "Beware! Chaos is brewing beer!"

Then the warbot stood and drank beer.

Then my sister stripped naked and started to dance a sexy dance.

But the police helped her undress. Afterwards they ran in circles chasing Folonius while yelling the words to that pop hit polka song by the Andrews Sisters. That made Folonius roll out barrels of Rikti Monkeys. This proved problematic for the newly created government of the Rikti, for it had finally caged all of

BLACK MARKET

Bleak Lackluster Abominable Crippled Kips Merged All Resource Kits Ever Thoroughly

EPIC FAIL

During one day at the height of summer, six glittering starships appeared out of nowhere. Suddenly everything went dark. It was the curse of the evil monkey that eats cotton candy!

The people all fled in terror at the sight of the sticky-fingered monkey. It hurled large chunks of cotton candy at the innocent Omegatron Zeta Warbot, "Koo Koo Katchoo", who, caught unprepared, pulled up his iron underpants, and ran screaming into a brick wall.

Then the monkey laughed and said, "where's my punchline?" A man named Alfredo von Wigglestein appeared and said, "I think, therefore... I don't care. Now, you need to go to talk to the guy about registering for the special buns and thigh class. After all penguins have anurisms and I wear polyester thongs to school. Where was my jar of Honey Bees? Who will not drag my fat butt? Now what was the price of eggplants and bees again? I forget things quite quickly since I'm old. Although old is relative."

So then my sister Bruce bought a banana from a passing street vendor. He grabbed a dictionary and started to read aloud the definition for monkey curses. He then looked at the crumpled warbot, pointed and said, "Beware! Chaos is brewing beer!"

Then the warbot stood and drank beer.

Then my sister stripped naked and started to dance a sexy dance.

But the police helped her undress. Afterwards they ran in circles chasing Folonius while yelling the words to that pop hit polka song by the Andrews Sisters. That made Folonius roll out barrels of Rikti Monkeys. This proved problematic for the newly created government of the Rikti, for

Nightmare

During one day at the height of summer, six glittering starships appeared out of nowhere. Suddenly everything went dark. It was the curse of the evil monkey that eats cotton candy!

The people all fled in terror at the sight of the sticky-fingered monkey. It hurled large chunks of cotton candy at the innocent Omegatron Zeta Warbot, "Koo Koo Katchoo", who, caught unprepared, pulled up his iron underpants, and ran screaming into a brick wall.

Then the monkey laughed and said, "where's my punchline?" A man named Alfredo von Wigglestein appeared and said, "I think, therefore... I don't care. Now, you need to go to talk to the guy about registering for the special buns and thigh class. After all penguins have anurisms and I wear polyester thongs to school. Where was my jar of Honey Bees? Who will not drag my fat butt? Now what was the price of eggplants and bees again? I forget things quite quickly since I'm old. Although old is relative."

So then my sister Bruce bought a banana from a passing street vendor. He grabbed a dictionary and started to read aloud the definition for monkey curses. He then looked at the crumpled warbot, pointed and said, "Beware! Chaos is brewing beer!"

Then the warbot stood and drank beer.

Then my sister stripped naked and started to dance a sexy dance.

But the police helped her undress. Afterwards they ran in circles chasing Folonius while yelling the words to that pop hit polka song by the Andrews Sisters. That made Folonius roll out barrels of Rikti Monkeys. This proved problematic for the newly

BackAlleyBrawler = 41
Castle = 13
david_nakayama = 13
EMpulse = 8
Ghost Falcon = 10
Ghost Widow = 10
Hero 1 = 15 -
Niviene = 11
pohsyb = 43
TheOcho = 34
The Television = 20
War Witch = 32 +

Atmosfear

This statement bears no semblance to any other statements that could have been made in its place.

Lowbie Tank LFAE!!

During one day at the height of summer, six glittering starships appeared out of nowhere. Suddenly everything went dark. It was the curse of the evil monkey that eats cotton candy!

The people all fled in terror at the sight of the sticky-fingered monkey. It hurled large chunks of cotton candy at the innocent Omegatron Zeta Warbot, "Koo Koo Katchoo", who, caught unprepared, pulled up his iron underpants, and ran screaming into a brick wall.

Then the monkey laughed and said, "where's my punchline?" A man named Alfredo von Wigglestein appeared and said, "I think, therefore... I don't care. Now, you need to go to talk to the guy about registering for the special buns and thigh class. After all penguins have anurisms and I wear polyester thongs to school. Where was my jar of Honey Bees? Who will not drag my fat butt? Now what was the price of eggplants and bees again? I forget things quite quickly since I'm old. Although old is relative."

So then my sister Bruce bought a banana from a passing street vendor. He grabbed a dictionary and started to read aloud the definition for monkey curses. He then looked at the crumpled warbot, pointed and said, "Beware! Chaos is brewing beer!"

Then the warbot stood and drank beer.

Then my sister stripped naked and started to dance a sexy dance.

But the police helped her undress. Afterwards they ran in circles chasing Folonius while yelling the words to that pop hit polka song by the Andrews Sisters. That made Folonius roll out barrels of Rikti Monkeys

While recreating the Master SG/VG Directory I found that your server does not have an SG/VG Directory. I have created this thread and borrowed from GhostRaptor's stickied thread to help organize the listings of SG/VGs for our newly merged US and EU communities.
~Shadow Ravenwolf

{Thanks to LeighB who wrote and forum coded the below}

A Super Group (SG) can be great for helping you find people to team with, it can give you access to storage and teleporters, to various zones and can be somewhere to resurrect when you’ve been killed rather than going to the local hospital (very useful in zones that don’t have a hospital). A lot of Super Groups also have links (known as coalitions) with other groups so if there is no one in your group who is online there might be others in the coalition who are interested in teaming with you.

Have a look down the list below and pick one you like the look of, and then make contact.

For those groups who would like to place their details on here, please find below a template you can use. You don’t have to follow it perfectly, but some constancy will help people read the list. Many thanks to Captain_Solaris for the design of the template.

[Super Group Name]

About Us:

[Brief description]

Established:

Website:

Colours:

Original Founding Members:

Leader(s):

Current Coalitions:

Level 50s Past and Present:

Supergroup Privileges:
[If there are any differences between the ranks, what are they and what level of access is granted.]

Supergroup Base:
[What rooms there are.]

Teleporters:
[If you have any, where do they go]

While recreating the Master SG/VG Directory I found that your server does not have an SG/VG Directory. I have created this thread and borrowed from GhostRaptor's stickied thread to help organize the listings of SG/VGs for our newly merged US and EU communities.
~Shadow Ravenwolf

{Thanks to LeighB who wrote and forum coded the below}

A Villain Group (VG) can be great for helping you find people to team with, it can give you access to storage and teleporters, to various zones and can be somewhere to resurrect when you’ve been killed rather than going to the local hospital (very useful in zones that don’t have a hospital). A lot of Villain Groups also have links (known as coalitions) with other groups so if there is no one in your group who is online there might be others in the coalition who are interested in teaming with you.

Have a look down the list below and pick one you like the look of, and then make contact.

For those groups who would like to place their details on here, please find below a template you can use. You don’t have to follow it perfectly, but some constancy will help people read the list. Many thanks to Captain_Solaris for the design of the template.

[Villain Group Name]

About Us:
[Brief description]

Established:

Website:

Colours:

Original Founding Members:

Leader(s):

Current Coalitions:

Level 50s Past and Present:

Villaingroup Privileges:
[If there are any differences between the ranks, what are they and what level of access is granted.]

Villaingroup Base:
[What rooms there are.]

Teleporters:
[If you have any, where do they go]

While recreating the Master SG/VG Directory I found that you have a SG listing, but no VG listing. For parity, I have created this thread and borrowed from GhostRaptor's stickied thread to help organize the listings of SG/VGs for our newly merged US and EU communities.
~Shadow Ravenwolf

{Thanks to LeighB who wrote and forum coded the below}

A Villain Group (VG) can be great for helping you find people to team with, it can give you access to storage and teleporters, to various zones and can be somewhere to resurrect when you’ve been killed rather than going to the local hospital (very useful in zones that don’t have a hospital). A lot of Villain Groups also have links (known as coalitions) with other groups so if there is no one in your group who is online there might be others in the coalition who are interested in teaming with you.

Have a look down the list below and pick one you like the look of, and then make contact.

For those groups who would like to place their details on here, please find below a template you can use. You don’t have to follow it perfectly, but some constancy will help people read the list. Many thanks to Captain_Solaris for the design of the template.

[Villain Group Name]

About Us:
[Brief description]

Established:

Website:

Colours:

Original Founding Members:

Leader(s):

Current Coalitions:

Level 50s Past and Present:

Villaingroup Privileges:
[If there are any differences between the ranks, what are they and what level of access is granted.]

Villaingroup Base:
[What rooms there are.]

Teleporters:
[If you have any, where do they go]

More info can be found in the thread started yesterday on this topic.