RoyalGuard

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  1. The Justice League stare on as the repo men dismantle their spacestation.

    Superman: What are you doing!?!
    Repo Man: Taking this stuff back.
    Superman: But why? We've saved this world and the galaxy a hundred times!
    Repo Man: President says that if you don't wear your supergroup costumes you don't keep it
    Superman: What? But the Justice League doesn't have a themed uniform!
    Repo Man: Bill! Watch what you're doing with that!!
    Green Lantern: I told you we should have worn green.
    Superman: Hmm...could I have a green cape?
    Green Lantern: Erm...
    Batman: I'm not wearing green.
    Superman: But we'll lose the Watch Tower!
    Batman: Heh, I have the Bat Cave.

    *beep*

    Alfred: Sir, I've almost finished dismantling the Bat Cave.
    Batman: What!?!?
    Alfred: I tried to warn you sir, but Robin still insists on not wearing that Bat-Boy uniform you made for him...

    (I saw the Marvel-esque one earlier in the thread and thought the DCers could do with something )