Rookery.

I like the noise Murky makes.

Baby murlocs are cute.

Agreed. Kobolds and cheap tactics go together like Tenspeed and Brown Shoe!


/e hands up Pogo's order and thinks about letting him know it was just the alarm clock but then sees how much fun he seems to be having and just noms a piece of bacon instead.

Hiya Viv and Stompy and Korith!

Ooh Korith has an arc about kobolds.....

*jots down arc id...

I have been told by Mama Rook that she still sees me as her 'kid' even though I have some grayig around the wings, so I suspect they'll always be so.

You could always pick up a bat then pretend to call 911 and tell em to send an officer over cause there's about to be a domestic all the while glaring at them.

Usually this won't scare them but while they are laughing so hard you can steal all their meth which is probably what is making them crazy to begin with.

Darn kids! All we had in my day was mescale and black tar heroin and we had to cook it ourselves! Darn kids!

:P

I'm fine by the way...watching life change... as always.

*hugs Ghost Lotus and Emmi and The Hawkes.

Morning you too... seem kinda subdued.

That is no good Hawkes...hopefully the docs can do something?

And just hire yourself a nasty lawyer and threaten to sue the pants AND the pantyhose off the medical insurer and red neck hick too while you are at it.

Morning Mr. Playskool and Neko.

Maybe but it is kinda nice to see what a semi-sentient structure can come up with on its own.

I was half expecting explosions so this was tame in comparison.Hope no one minds a little bit of glitter in their pamcakes.

Morning Mystic Blade and Everstryke!

/e sets a plate down in front of Everstryke with pamcakes, eggs and bacon.

The pamcakes are made with enriched obscure plotting and the syrup has a nutty emo maple taste. Of course the bacon is pure ham acting.

ENJOI!

/e cuts self

/e cuts self

:P

/e barely moves sitting on her perch inside the building no sounds except the occasional purr from Neko. For the longest time all is quiet in the dim predawn grey of morning.

Then suddenly horns blare!
Lights flash in a myriad of colors! Reds! Oranges! Purples! All Flashing randomly!
Metallic confetti is exploded from hidden locations to flutter wildly around the room while two robotic clowns in motley tumble throughout the room crashing cymbals!
Then Jeeves, the robobutler, comes out and does the Cossack sword dance with a chainsaw!

All all the colors and sounds and lights...

all spinning faster and faster....

Jeeves crashing into the clowns sending them sprawling into the confetti pots sending even more metallic glints everywhere...

And now the butler and the clowns all entangled roaring and cymbals crashing!

Louder!

and LOUDER!

And ...


<click>

Silence......the confetti floating silently, the lights dimming and the butler and the clowns their instruments quietly put away, slink back to their little part of the building...

The odd bird takes her hand off a small button on the end of the perch and nestles back down.

"Last time I tell the building to wake me when it's morning."

/e boggles.

Puppy you are too too much.

You know there is still that portal to the fey realm behind the bar and I believe the sauna and hottubs are downstairs as well in the 'grotto' unless they have been filled up with stale pamcakes.

/e shudders.

If I can't play a super hedgehog named Dimsdale, I ain't going.

Sure was a whole lotta fightin.

Hard to believe it was all over who would get the last Cinnibon.

Dolphin rides?

Oooh! Thanks Fedor!

Delighted to Emmi.

/e plops down next to her and enjoys a refreshing tea....

So you say these were invented in New york by Paul Revere?
I never knew.

History is soo interesting...

:P


Oh I brought some Milano cookies too.

/e meanders in in a daze.

Looks like the boards were having a bit of trouble earlier....oh well.

Morning Pogo and Fedor thanks for opening.

/e pours a bowl of shredded cardboard mumbling something about lousy know-it-all doctors.

That's a very good story. Reminded me of some published Lovecraftian works.

Thanks for sharing.

/e notices the post from yesterday and smiles, "It's all good Dieselmeat. Living in the here and now has it's downsides too. "


Hiya!

/e hands the blue demon a strudel and sets out a plate of more strudels.

Chocolate-filled strudels.

With Sprinkles.....

>.>

On little gold and gem-encrusted plates.

Pulp characters? Hrmmmm


...WARNING!!! Impromptu pulp fiction writing commencing in 3....2.....1......


I could tell by the silhouette through the frosted window of my door she'd be trouble. Her shadow alone said plenty and what it said wasn't going to be good.

She was the type of bird that could pick a man up out of the gutter, drunk and stinking, dust him off and make him feel like like maybe, just maybe he wasn't a complete failure in life, and then dump him right back in the same gutter before nightfall.

Yeah..that was the kind of bird she was...a devil in feathers...

/e opens the door to the Rookery.

Good Morning all

/e sets out pamcakes and orange juice and Froot Loops by the bowlful.

Get some sleeps DP and thanks for opening!

Despite it's other myriad uses, wouldnt duct tape work just as well and for a lot less?

Perhaps not Neko but photo evidence suggests....

OTHERWISE!!!!

I wonder what is making all those web cams.....

/e rubs chin....

Spider cam! Spider cam! Does what ever a Spider cam can!

Nice story Heroid. Thanks for sharing...although a strange note in my pocket from amysterious benefactors would make me nervous.

Just statin'

Backlighting is your own worse enemy Angel. :P

I like the End aura idea... the stop--imitate Moses parting the red sea---draw endurance animation sequence is kinda blah.

Thanks!

/e cough cough...

I think I am coming down with the avian flu.....Must ... leave....work...

That counts as one hour of community service Scarf_Girl!

Only 326 to go!

Heehee! That was really good!

/e shakes fist at Twinkies Galore.

Curse you Twinkies! Cheeky reporter girls are hard to come by!