Rookery.

Neko which server are you all on?

Protect us Feydeux! From the Kodan Armada!

Morning all!

/e nibbles on a egg and cheese sammich

Yes D, I have known that feeling. *hugs* It'll be over soon.

Whew! Glad I wasn't next. :P

Morning Puppeh and AreEss and Pogo and Fedor and LCT!

Grabs some sugary cereals and dont forget to wish Detra a Happy Birthday!

/e glees

Sanity saves! I wanna play in your world!

IS it your birfday Detra?

If so, Congratulations!

/e gives cake and pie.

Morning Emmi. My place of business will be having a ceremony here in a few for those who passed.

Morning Detra!

Working on weekends is teh suq.


Hrmmm. Wonder how hard it would be to update the install from standard to hires?

Morning Bp and Neko and Rad!

What's a 3.65 campaign? Pathfinder?

Finally got it installed this morning and made a barbarian. I liked the intro but I remember the game as be graphcailly sharper than it seems. Do I need to just kill the bloom or maybe its because I didn't do the HiRes download?

/e bounces in and sets down at the counter still smoking a cigarette.

Ooh It's Friday that means it's time for sugary cereal to build up the energy in the body to last all weekend.

/e sets out several bowls of Froot Loops,Frooty Pebbles and Count Chocula.

Morning all. Hope everyone was well last night?

/e starts upright suddenly and make a brief coughing noise then loosk up puzzled.

/e pulls out pad of paper.

Aching joints? Check.
Scratchy throat? Check.
Stuffy head? Check.
Odd pig noises? Negative.

Diagnosis? Cold time.

/e puts on a mask.

and just in time for the weekend. Weee.

/e rolls eyes.


:P

I received gentle encouragement for my ERP efforts so here goes.

A: Oh baby, I see that your hardware and software are soo modular....Mmmm I like that. Allows my data to be centralized and then shared across platforms.
B: *giggles* Makes my system all flexible and I can 'respond' to my customers needs faster. I also work in the back room so I can get down to business without anyone seeing.
A: Oooh. I like the way you say that. You processes are very transparent. I got a system you can respond to.
B: Oh really? Tell me more.
A: My Point of Sale data is all OVER the place. Soo messy. I need someone to help me clean it up.
B: So you want me to streamline your data?
A: Oh yeah....that sounds soo good.
B: Well first I'm gonna identify your data to be migrated. Nice and slow...so as not to make ANY mistakes.
A: Oh Go on.
B: Then we got to determine the timing of your data migration.
A: Timing is important. Don't want the data tools to 'go online' too soon.
B: No we don't. Then I'm gonna freeze the tools of the data migration so no modifications sneak in that are unaccounted for.
A: Kinky. I like it.
B: And then I'm gonna link your organization processes to the corporate strategy...
A: Oooh link my processes...link them! STREAM LINE MY DATABASE!
B: Oh yes! Yes! YES! I'm ARCHIVING! ARCH..IVING!
A: My data stream.... It's increasing! IT'S ..... FLOWING!
B: YES!
A: *smokes a cigarette*
A: *shares*
B: *smokes cigarette*
A: *logs off*
B: *wonders if A will call back about back-end tech support later*


This is about Enterprise Resource Management right?

I bet he's scared of this! Monkey with a chainsaw!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9PpDjHUfP4

Ook! I picked a heck of a time to try dry soap shampoo!

/e splutters around, eyes closed, looking for a towel before pickign up a sponge-like object.

Ahh!

/e wipes off the soap before realizing the sponge is Sackboy.


Oh my!

/e thinks about wringing out the sackboy but then thinks better of it and sets him down carefully.

Sorry bout that.

/e nervous grin.

:P

Ooh Might be worth it to find my old discs and be a premium member.

And I see Neko knows the Eberron house names rules. :P

Emmi, its about D&D Online. A MMO that went F2P yesterday.

Bouncer? You mean *****?

Uhm M O N G O is a bad word?

I've got to go check out urbandictionary now!

/e glees


EDIT: Oh wow, it is slang. for someone with Down's Syndrome. Oh well, I did so like Alex Karras in that movie.

Well for a fistful of dollars, I'd tell you what I'd do with all these thread hi-jackers.

The good ones would get off light, I'd tell them to paint your wagon for ya.
The bad ones, I'd just hang em, and I'd hang em high. For a few dollars more I'd even build the gallows.
The ugly ones, I'd slap them in rawhide and drive em off Coogan's Bluff.

Well think about it and I'll be back, got to go drop off these two mules for my sister Sara.

Happy Belated Birthday you great big ole megalomanical bundle of messiah complexes and daddy issues.

I baked you a cake! Actually it's just a picture of a cake I stole from someone elses website but I figured you'd appreciate the sentiment. :>

/e gnaws some of the jerky into lil jerky bites.

There ya go Fedor. :P

Also did you see the entry for what us vultures eat? Nasty.

I heard it was two but not sure.

I remember the mission where you have to go shakedown the craftsman who hasnt paid his tab and he sic's a ironforged dog on you. That darned dog was so mean.

/e flies in and sits on a hangmans gallows, hunches shoulders up and drops head down in a failed attempt to imitate a vulture.

Imma vulture....gimme a whiskey and a cheeeburger.

/e looks at wikipedia entry to double check what vultures eat.

Ew.

Lucky you BP, I poked at the webpage a couple of times last night and once it was actually ded. May try later today if it is still up. Or find the my old copy from somewhere.

I suspect they made the starter stuff solo friendly but I hear once you are past a few levels this is no longer the case.

/e pulls out a harmonica and begins a long slow drag across it before hocking one into a brass spittoon at the end of the bar.

Anyone want me to play some Hugo Montenegro?


Oh and Good Morning all.

/e hands out beef jerky to everyone.

Servers are an evil evil thing Neko.

Right you are PB! Ocho Grande's figure prominently in the storyline for the new 8 movie. I'd say it was product placement but Taco Bell won't even sell an Ocho Grande because its TOO awesome for their customers.

/e sighs.

We can only dream.

Right you are old Chum.

:P

/e stares at the lolcat picture a little too long.

ALL HAIL HYPNOMEEZER!

Morning Fedor, Pogo, Peterbilt, Mr Playskool, Twipper, Eiko, Tiger and I know I missed others, :\ but good morning nonetheless.

PB. I think I heard about that movie 8. It's about the true life adventure of a forum board mod only it won't have all the hair raising adventures, lustful encounters, and ginormous explosions that normally go along with a moderators duties because really, no one would believe it. :>

Could be Rad. Moreso I didn't like the fire mage, she was snotty and I didn't like some of the moral railroading they made you do. "No.I'd rather find my own way into that evil keep isntead of teaming up with the chaotic evil ranger."

Oh yes, Balders Gate, Balders Gate 2, Icewind Dale 1 and 2, were all really fun games. Like the first NWN as well but not number 2 for some reason. Oh and Planescape!

/e sighs and dreams of a new Planescape game.

Flashback from Balders Gate 1.

Noober: Everyone in town used to throw rocks at me and tell me I was annoying. I once knew this guy named Dilby. He threw rocks at me too. Are you gonna throw rocks at me? What about now?

What about now?

What about now?

What about now?


Might be an interesting thing Neko. Lemme see when I can get it installed

/e gives Dr. Pepper to Kegan.

/e touches side of nose with a sly wink.

Howdy!

I remember it being a non solo friendly thing but when the group wasnt zerging through a dungeon it was a lot of fun. Just have to download it and see.

Also, for BP, updated my game to Silver level and it has gotten considerably more challenging. The grpyhon they have you fight was not a pushover like in Bronze. Didn't die but boy I came close once or twice.


/e tosses chicken truck back into the wild.

Back you goes to awaits a DJ with less discriminatin' tastes.

Morning Detra!

/e hugs!

Yeah, I was thinking about it. Had it a loooong time ago and wanted to see what was changed or improved on. Way back when I was interested in it but not for 15 a month, it just wasn't worth that.

/e holds up a Tyson Chicken truck on a wench.

This the one Shecky?

Rad, I always loved setting up no classes on Friday. Unfortunately it allowed me to make myself woefully unprepared for the five day a week drudgery after college :P

And Dragon Age looks really good. When is it coming out?

Still waiting on my pre-order for Duke nukem Forever.

/e thrums fingers on desk.





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