ProfEinstein

Hey all there are 2 wrong statements but only 1 wrong statement listen:


There arent 5 archtypes until you add the killer mimes therefor canceling them both out therefor the only wrong one is that Icon dose not work in CoV zones

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yes i blatently ripped these off the GIJoe PSA's. I'm not giving away my good ideas :P

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I DEMAND THAT YOU POST YOUR GOOD IDIAS NOW!!!!!!!!!


by the way good posts guys keep them all coming

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Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of Elderberries!

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I fell inlove with that idia!!!!

Einstien goes back in time and maries his great great great great grandmother then goes slightly in the future to ary his great great grandmother then he goes even more slightly in the future to mary his great grandmother and his grandmother. This has no real meaning but he dose spray a can of lisole on the floor killing millions of bacterial!

Einstien finishes his last piece of french toast and starts throwing angy soccer moms at Immortal. He then curves space and time around them freezing them in time forever. Not bieng dead Immortal cannot respawn not bieng able to fight back immortal sits there for the rest of his days.

He then finaly eskapes from the poket deminsion to a world rled by Einstien. Einsten sentences Immortal to be hung bye his toes and have angry monkeys beat him with armadillos. The soccer moms were sentanced to be beheaded.

I escorted them to the leader branishing my inpressive plasma blade. We balanced over deep pools of raw suage on small pipes. We crawled through pipes, we swam through raw suage. We eventualy made it to a small room with a torn up red curtain blocking a dore. I pulled aside the curtain revealing a large room with a pile of garbage that looked very much like a throne where an enormus beast sat. There was fear in the small mans eyes as he looked at the leader!

Here you can describe your heroes every feature and personalety trait.

Take my heroes description for instance:

Tanner

eye color: very dark brown almost black and bloodshot.

Skin Color: pale white.

Size: 8' 7

weight: 462 lbs.

Age: 46 years

human?: yes.

Strengths: Super strong and invincable high expeerience in battle.

Weaknesses: War torn very ill needs his breether lost his eye a little crazy.

Personalety: Tanner is an intelectual well read and sinister person, he very rarely talks but when he dose he speaks perfect english very sinister proper english, most people dont like hearing him talk

I know a song that gets on everybody nervs everybodys nervs everybodys nervs I know a song that gets on everybodys nervs and this is how it gose.... I know a song that gets on everybodys nervs everybody nervs Etc.



Hey guys I was walking on the street and found a paper on the floor that says I was walking on the street when I found a paper that says I was walking on the street when I saw a paper that says Etc.


I went back in time and maried my grandmother... Dose that mean that "I'm my own grandpaw?"


Ok how did thos sound? Pretty sweet ide say!!!

Einstien shoves the squeaky toy down Somarks throat. He watches as Somark turnes purple in the face he then slices Somarks neck open grabs the sqeaky toy and begins slaping Somarks corps shouting "SQUEAK SQUEAK DEATH BY SQUEAKY TOY MUHA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!"

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I love the smell of NAPALM IN THE MORNING!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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Proffesor Eisnstien opens a warp rift to the world of Starcraft where an upset Firebat torches American Valor with his plasma torch screaming "HOW DO YOU LIKE THIS NAPALM!!! NEED A LIGHT?" Professor Einstien then kicks the fire bat square on the plasma tanke and the firebat gose falling baack into the warp rift and explodes in a firery nightmare of plasma. Einstien happy with what he has done desides that he will destroy the world and plots silently...

A behemoth of a man watching the fight from his sell desides that this Somark is getting to kocky. So Tanner sneakes into the shower room where Somark was pulling on his shurt. He quickly strikes the unexpecting man in the head with great force snaping a rib or two. Befor Tanner could finish him a pair of gaurds came in with stunner rifles. It took almost 15 zapes but they finaly got the behemoth to pass out all over the floor with an enormous rumble. He wakes up in solitary confinement where he thinks of how he will finish this cocky little dark blaster...

Professor Einstien creats a worm hole to an arya in the sky just above the first worm hole. He then throws Immortal into the first worm hole and watches him fall out of one end and into the other for hours. Einstien eventualy gets tired of watching Immortal fall in an infinite loop and crushes him to the size of an attom. Then he splits that attom and watches it explode at a safe distance!

GOODY GOODY GUM DROPS!!!!!

ProfEinstien Quickly respawns and makes his way to American Valor. He Disolves American's eyes with a vile of acide, sticks his middle and index fingers in his now empty eye sokets and throwes him into a tree shreding machine by his eye sokets. He then skoops up the American Valor mulch and stick in a box, and putes that box in a bigger box, and put that box in a chest and maled it to himself. Then he begens shooting the box with his shotgun till it has atleast 10000000000 holes in it. Then he runs the box over with a steam roller clumpes the peases together with glew and dropes a hydrogen bomb on it.

How about this one?

A mutant spider bit me now I have the amazing abylaty to ware a fat suit and send ugly phone calls to your sister!

Now that hilarious!

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That Change places! one sounds extremely familiar. What is that from?

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The Mad Hatter

Thnx for the replys keep them coming!

This story is about an old folkes home for retired heroes. Its called Unielding Avengers Old Folkes Home. The heroes are supposed to come out of retierment though.


It was mid July and the weather was warm. Zeratull could feel the summer breex wafting on his face. He still cept his hero name in hopes of kiping his pride and greatness frome dieng. He sat there on the front porch of the large building relaxing...

(is the shop open yet? Oh well here gose just ignor this if the store isent open...)

Danimoth was reeding the paper when he saw that his shoo was untied. He kneeled down and supported his back against the nearby building and began tying his shoo. "over and under and... through the loop... and over... There all better." He stood up and on his way up he saw a display window with small action figures and posters you sould expect in a childs room. He entered the dore as it made a slight jingle signifieng that a customor (Danimoth) had intered the building. He walked around the room examening the Manga magazines and comic books when he notised his own comic book "they dont tell me about these things anymore" Danimoth whispered to himself. "So what will you be buying" Tony asked. "Oh im just looking" Said Danimoth still holding his own comic book in his hands. He finaly piked up the earlyiest issu of his comic and paid Tony. He felt pretty good about his latest purches "I might come here more often!" Shouted Danimoth as he left the store with his bounty...

Hey im making a goofy toon for the first time and I need some goofy catch frases to say. If you put your catch frase here you are giving me and anyone else who reeds this thread permision to use it freely! Here are some that I made up already:

EXPELERAMUS!

CHANGE PLACES!!!

Who are you and why the hell should I care?

I have gone out to find myself if I come back befor I return keep me here.

(for stealth power kye binds) Hah now you cant see me!

I used to be skitsofrenik but we're ok now...

Ok how were those? Think you could add to my collection?

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"Don't you understand???? The deathstar is nearing completion! If we don't take the ring to the volcano where it was created, dad's dinner with his boss will be ruined!!!"
His opponent nods solemnly.
"Groovy."
And proceeds to take out his sword, twirling it about masterfully in a show of skills that he must've sharpened his entire life. Immortal pulls out a gun and shoots him casually, while shouting "Expelliarmus!!!"
Suddenly, a spider bites him and he gains the extraordinary power to wear a bat costume and see through walls.

The world instantaneously collapses in on itself as a direct consequence.

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Huh? Is there a gas leak in this thread

Tanner the Tanker also secretly known as Tanner the non-Tanker. Findes Immortal and throws him as high as he can. As the Immortal crashed to the pavment Tanner continyously kicks him in the ribs shouting "You gonna die bi***!!! You gonna DIE!!!!" until he eventualy dies from internal bleeding.

(This is a first for me its about a secret foundation for twisted and dark heroes. Heroes who took a wrong turn in life, or possibly villain murderors)



It was a gloomy setting in the sewers below Kings Row. About 10 years ago a powerful hero named Black carved a long hallway in the side wall of the sewers. This was a free foundation for heroes who haved done terrible things. Black is long dead but heroes still live there, like his sone Grey.

Grey was laying on his warn and dirt cloged matress staring up at his sad excuse for a seilling recalling the events that made him so low...

(Well guys I want you to make up the rest. Try making somthing up somthing awful that would make everyone hat him.)

It was a terrible night his arch villain Haider had found his brothers whereabouts and captured him. Haider hid in an abandoned subway station and hung him over the track (Just becous the station is abandoned dosent mean that he subway dosent move through it to get to unabandoned stations). as soon as Black got news of this he made his way to the station to help his defencless brother. When he got there Haider had his unonchous brother hanging there like a rag doll. Black made for his brother when Haider interveened. He somoned an army of dark beasts. Black and the beasts fought and desemated most of the Subway doing it. But a stray blaster of dark energy hit his brother and he droped to the tunnel where at bad timing a Subway car hapend to be driving by. His brother was menced meat. In a vertual blood lust Black opend a portal to a horrifieng demension that sucked in the car Haider his brothers mushy body and half the sewer below. Many people who were in that car died in the strange demension Haider was never herd from again and the sewer was out for years...

My Tanker Tanner had his parents murdered by some skulls in a death ritual. This copled with an ancient book telling forgotten training techniques to make you larger and stronger than ever thought possible makes him a very powerful moody and intalectual bounty hunter.

This story is about a hideout for heroes who took a wrong step in life who still fight for a good purpose but have twisted their since of right and wrong. Possibly even villain murderors!



It was a gloomy setting in the sewers below the Gish in Kings Row. A powerful heroe Grey carved out a small hallway like shelter in the wall of the sewer that the local villains dont dare enter. Grey is long dead but fallen heroes still lived in the secret foundation. His sone Black lived in room 23 he lay on his warn dirt cloged matress staring up at his makeshift sealing. He was recalling the events that made him so low...