ProfEinstein

Ok here I will add one of mine:

(:Name: Tanner) (:Verb: Poked) (:Noun: Middle Finger) (:Adjective: Polkadoted) (:Verb: Cried) (:Noun: Brain

Hey guys new idea just post a verb when I say verb and noun when I say noun etc. And then I will tell you when to stop the posts and wil begin making hilarious storys from your nouns, verbs, adverbs and so on.



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Ok just fill these in and I will tell you when to stop the day after tomorow.

Einstien studies black magic and curses fait to go on as planed. The consiquences were devistating many people died....

Einstien sprays Immortal with sleeping gas making him lie down and take a nap. He is the arrested for loitering and faces the death penalty for the awful thing that he has done!!!! Einstien turnes out to be the judge, the prosecuter and all of the jury. Einstien convicts him and sentences him to 99999999999999999999999999999999 hours of labor and the death penalty, and the death penalty again and again and again... And again... And once more...

Einstien makes everyone sterile preventing Immortals favorite food from growing. Immortal starves to death and the human race dies out. And everyone lived hapily ever after.... The End?

Tanner was watching from afar to see if the hero might need some help... Yeah it looked like Tanner could jump in now.

"Im sorry my fine gentilmen but if you wanted your balls back all you had to do was ask. I believ it is time for you both to die!" Tanner mocked with such entensity that the bricks completely forgot about their previous target.

The first brick waved his arm and the cement around him began crawling up his legs. "Im afraid that wont work on me gentilmen!" He said this while he flexed his muscles and desimated the concret cage of his. "Now which one first? Ah you!" He spoke while pointing at the second brick. SLAM!! BAM!! BAM!! SLAM!!! BOOOOM!!! CRACK!!! CRUNCH!!!! SMASH!!! Tanner gave the outcast such an awful beating that his blood was all over Tanners steal gauntlets and it driped to the ground making small red dots wherever he walked. "Uhhhn! OOOHHHH!!!" The outcast moaned out of pain as the second outcast began easing away. Thats when Tanner leaped atleast 5 miles into the air and landed clear on the outcasts back 625 Lbs. of weight severed the pore mans spine.

Just when Tanner was ready to sloughter his injured prey he saw a grup of trolls that was big enough to be an army. He scooped up the small hero in his arms and bounded away.....

Einstien tired of some of the lame and cheap kills desides that he will do the most creative kill yet...

Einstien walkes over to Immortal's corps. He had killed himself so cheaply. Einstien rips off his arm and begins hitting pedestrians with it shouting "CONGRADULATIONS YOU'VE BIN ARMED!!!!" He then begins hiting cars and lamp posts with Immortal's arm.

Einstien then throwes Immorta's arm on the ground and sets it on fire. Everyone gatheres around the fire and begins singing camp fire songs. While they were singing Einstien starts throwing the unsespecting people into the fire and zaps the fire with his laser gun.

Later that week Einstien has a hankering to do somthing bizzar so he drops a cherry bomb in a portapody and watches as the unsespecting victom uses the tainted portipody... BOOOM!!!! An explosion of things that you may see in a portipody and flesh.

Einstien brewes some tea... He sips the tea... It was very good tea...

Einstien finaly waking from his stuper brushes some molten magma from his shoulder and desides that he is very hungry. Hmmm I think I will stop by McRonald's and have a few burgers. Then he sees Immortal and Expirament dead on the floor.

McRonald you are going DOWN!!! "SUPER EINSTIEN POWER!!!!" Einstien shouts this as he grows 20X his sizes and sprouts cannones from his shoulders. Then McRonald shouts out "SUPER HAPPY MEEEAAAAALLLL!!!!!!" And also growes 20X his size.

Einstien fires his Mega Sciance Cannones tm. from his shoulders and clips the side of McRonald's shoulder. Then Mcronald putes his hands together DBZ stile and shouts "MIGHTY...! KID'S....! MEEEEEEEAAAAALLL!!!" And blasts a yellow glowing burger from his hands and it findes it's way into Einstien's mouth and he collapses from joy. Einstien then scribles something onto a paper and then rips a hole in time and space McRonald is then sucked into the portal and never seen again.

Some say that if you go to the remains of the old McRonald's resturaunt you can still here them fighting...

((Heh heh heh ok that'le do))

"Ok atleast explain what your doing here! I have to get those batteries and lightbulbes or my new gadget will never work." Tanner was becoming bored from the silence and wanted an explenation for why this kheldian and the missing shark man were there.

Einstien desides that he has lived for too long so he climbes the tallest mountain in the world and jumps off.

20 miles

15 miles

9 miles

1 mile

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! OH CRAP!!!! MY SPINE MY SPINE!!!!!!! A CRAZY MAN LANDED ON MY SPINE!!!!!!!" Einstien stands back up crushing the pore pedestrian with this final movement. "Damn I am soooooooo sore. Good thing that pedestrian broke my fall I was having second thoughts about jumping!" Einstien then walkes off in the distance and walkes over the horizon and out of sight.

"I believ I smell some gass. Its soo yummy!"

(Hmm.... A little slow past week no posts lately...)

Tanner could see his neighbor Talon from the corner of his only eye. He gave him a quick jerk of the head signifiying him to duck a little while longer befor somone saw him and wired everyone up again.

"You tresspassers best leav me and anyone else who lives here be." He spoke as if he had calmed down some... SOME. Talon aperantly hadent seen him becous he still aproached the mouth of the cave.

Everyone was still pretty tense and the tensity could be felt in the air. "You best leav now. And dont come back! Or you are telling me you have a death wish?" He was serious he simply wanted some batteries and lightbulbes to power his newest find. Life in the Hollows was llike that you couldent walk 2 feet without wasting the entire day fighting somone...

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US Avenger backed away and looked on in astonishment. "STOP!! YOUR KILLING HIM!!" Avenger yelled, he dived for the rouge "hero" and tore his hands off of the nearly dead troll. The hero refused to give up his victim, Avenger did the only thing he could think of, he used his fist.

US Avenger balled his hand and slammed it into the hero's gut. The hero backed off just long ehough for Avenger to pull the troll away and slap an arrest teleport device on him, the troll faded away, reasurrance that the teleport device had worked and saved the nearly dead troll.

((i think you meant the troll to be dead at the end of your post but i wasnt sure))

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(Actualy I did and in my last post no one stoped me. But....)


"YOU FOOL DO YOU NOT KNOW OF THE CONSIQUENCES FOR WHAT YOU HAVE JUST DONE!!!!???!!!!" Tanner then slaped the fool with the back of his hand and he went flieng toward the Red River.

Then he turned on his first targets. "INTRUDERS!!!! YOU HAVE 5 SECONDS TO PROVE YOU ARE NO THREAT AND THEN YOU ALL DIE!!!!!!" He was serious...

(this time I want you to answer becous I think the combat is getting a little out of hand)

Tanner finaly sieng the troll was filled with awful memories... "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" He howled and everyone grabed their ears even the troll. Tanner turned burning red and grew in size completely forgeting about his neighbor.

He grabed the unsuspecting troll and thre him to the ground in a creater rocks flew everywhere and hit the onlooking tresspassers on their heads. Tanner began stomping the troll over and over and over. Then he threw the screaming troll into the air and slaped him to the ground like a tennes player. Then Tanner pumbled him and began scraping up dust, infact to much dust no one could see what was happening. When the dust cleared up Tanner was still holding the troll in his hand punching it in the head and then throwing it to the ground... The troll wasent breathing.

"WHY!!!! WHY HAVE YOU DONE THIS TO ME!!!!! AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!" Tanner began returning to his ghostly white color and his remaining eye no longer looked like it was about to explode.

"Hey its YFNBA good to see you!" Professor Einstien walkes over to him and gives him a BIG' ol bear hug...

With a real bear...

With dynamite for claws...

And poisonous snakes for hear...

Wielding a death ray...

I think you get what happens next...

Tanner waiking face up in the red river groand. He had never ben hit that hard befor. He looked down at his chest to see that his shirt had a whole blown in it. His stomach apeered to be unharmed so he charged after the kheldian.


He finaly made it up the hill following a trail of torn trees and crushed rocks where he probubly rolled down the hill. He must not have ben out for long becous he saw the kheldian staring down into the cave with the rubber man standing near him rubing his head.

Tanner snuck up behind the kheldian and threw his mightiest punch... But to his suprise his fis moved right through the kheldian and smashed into the ground leaving an enormous crater in the cavern floor.

The kheldian then released a bolt of energy at Tanner forsing him to bound out of the cave and then pounce on the kheldian. This time he hit the bieng of energy and he smashed to the floor crushed by the giant tanker elbow.

"Now do you mind telling me what your doing in my neighbores cave befor I snap your neck?" He said so coldly that if words were temperature he would have permenantly frozen somone...

Tanner emidiatly headbutted the rubery man, grabed him by the neck and slamed a few punches to his side. Why is this man so persistant? I cannot let that kheldian harm my neighbor! But this rubery little man wont leve me be... Thats it he's going down!!! "Grrrrrrrr" Tanner growled like a lion and then pulled him along by his ankle and took off. "If you want to bother me you can do it on the way there!"

But as Tanner was running he could feel somthing near his shin. POW!!! Tanner triped and fell to the ground still gripping his victum by his ankle. He looked up to see that the kheldian was gone he either entered the cave or flew away. "NOOOOOO!!!" He stood back up and ran as fast as he could in a burning rage that could be described only as a hurricane of rage and muscle.

He finaly made it all the way to the cave when somthing was still tugging at his shin he looked down to see that the man he was holding was still kicking him in the shin with his remaining leg.


(My Tanner is an Invulnrabilaty/ Super Strength tanker. His powers originate from anger and a secret long forgotten exorsize techniqu that makes you larger and stronger than normaly possible.)

Tanner then let out a howel that made the small grey man grit his teeth. "Just leav my home alone!" Then Tanner slamed the grey little man in the head and it twisted around like rubber. "What the hell! YOU DIE!!" Tanner then threw him to the ground and stomped on him threw him some more and then rann away.

He was nearly toward the cave when he saw the kheldian enter the cave firering large bolts of energy as he went...


Edit: I dident realy kill you I expect you to stand back up like you just fell over on somthing...

Tanner was living in a large abandoned building in the hollows this was his home. He lived in a rundown apartment and ate fish from the Red River. He was running low on batteries and lightbulbes and new a man that lived near the Red River.

He moved through the abondoned building scaring away any trolls that dare enter his domane. The trolls have made him bitter and twisted over the long time he had lived there. He had no perants they died in the sculls' death ritual and he escaped to the hollowes after that and through the bitternes in his heart toward the skulls became a strong behemoth.

He was nearly to the hermets cave when he saw a kheldian land near his cave. Tanner emidiatly went into attack mode...

"RRRRAAAAAHHHH!!!!!" Tanner had woken up and he wasent happy. SLAM!!! SLAM!!! BANG!!! SLAM!!! BOOOOOOM!!!! Ranner was beating the walls leaving large but insufisiant dents. H stoped long enought to here the blood of the gaurd who threw him in there rushing "I can here your blood rushing through your veins heheheh" Tanner said it so coldly that if words were weapons he would have killed the gaurd.

Tanner continued slaming at the walls still leaving large but insufisiant dents in the 100 foot thick metal. "You will all die!!! Do you hear me!?! YOU WILL ALL DIE!!!!!" Tanner then crawled into a corner and dident make a sound.

Einstien after respawning from the dreaded killer wind comes up with a crazy idia.

He quikly grabed a pistol put it point blank to his hand and fired. "AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!! The pain oh crap agh aaaaahhhhh!!!!! AAAAGHGHHAAA!!! MY HAND! MY HAND! THE PAIN!!! WHY AM I SO CURIOUS!?! WHY?!!!?? AHHHHGGG MY HAND!!! MY HAAAAAAAAAAAND!! I HAD TO KNOW IT WAS IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE!!!! BUT WHY DID I HAVE TO DO IT?!?" This had no meaning or point but he did kill many skin cells on his hand.

Hurry up I want to reed this story the suspence is literaly killing me....

Oh no its Suspence he is back AAAHHHH!!!

Einstien shoves Immortal down a large trap dore that led to a prision full of the sick and dieng. "Welcom, Immortal, to the prision of the forgtten this will be your home for, oh, the rest of your life MUHA HA HAH AH HA!!!!!!" Einstien boils an egg the egg was fertalized the chick died he ate the boiled fetilized egg... it tasted great!!!

I demand that you continue or I will hang you by your dygestive track!!!

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YFNDBA shoots Enstien in the head with a 12-gauge for violating the rules.

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Einstien creats a machine gun and shoots YFNDBA with 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000

bullets until he is nothing but a greasmark on the floor for saying that I dident follow the rules for I did kill many bacteria and soccer moms in my posts!