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Lord Recluse: Mako, pull... pull my finger!

Lord Recluse: AAAAHHHH!!! Gaurds! Ghost Widow! Mako! Someone! Anyone!

*Ghost Widow walks in with a black night gown on*

Ghost Widow: What is it?!?

LR: My nighty light is broken! I'M AFRAID OF THE DARK!

GW: *Sigh* Again?




Mako: Sir?

Lord Recluse: Yes, Mako?

M: Dosen't it bother you that Black Scorpien sits so close to you at the table?

LR: Why's that?

M: Becous, scorpiens eat spiders...

*Black Scorpien eyes Lord Recluse hungrily*

LR: No, I think we can manage...

Can I bump this back up? I was diving deep into the lost articals of months past and found this. I think others should read this for loughs!

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My hands of techno death abide the way of the hunter.

Cool. I've been silently watching the Jenkins Conspiracy grow ever since he got his name. I vote that he gets his own badge too. It would also be very cool if there was tiny little articals of graffiti that said "Jenkins Was Here!" Spray painted onto walls in small red letters.

Ok, I've never done this befor so correct me if I write something that he would never do.

Jenkins: Hey boss? I'm going to put in my two weeks notice. I was thinking of having my tattoos removed. It's nice and all that I get new energy powers from them but... People keep staring at my full body job...

Red Ink Man: Well, I guess you do have to flow like watter beneath a bridge, and pass on to fresh forms of life. It is too bad that you did not stay long enough to be promoted to an Ancestral Spiret.

J: Well about that too. I don't think I like the idea of constantly phasing out of reality and flieng away like an intangible flieng baby every time I get roughed up a little bit.

RIM: What led you to that assumption?

J: Well, my co-workers, especialy the Ancestral Spiret that's running from that flieng tanker over there, seem to only specialize in running from danger... I want to stand and fight, you know.

RIM: THAT ANCESTRAL SPIRET, IS THE ANCESTRAL SPIRET OF MY FATHERS, FATHERS, FATHERS, FATHERS, FATHERS, FATHERS, MOTHER'S, AUNT'S, UNKLE'S, FATHER IN LAW's, MOTHER'S, FATHER! YOU HAVE SHAMED MY ENTIRE FAMILY! IN ORDER TO REDEEM MY FAMILY'S HONER I WILL KILL YOU IN COMBAT!

J: Pfft. Yeah right. *kicks Red Ink Man's shin*

RIM: EYE! You have fought well... *Red Ink Man runs away in sheer terror* Get him!

*Several Ancestral Spirets surround Jenkins*

J: *Sigh* Bloody Hell...

Correct me if Jankins did something he wouldent normaly do.

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seem to work fine for me... Are you serious that CuppaJo told you to write all of these?

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Alot of people have waken up underneath the arina... Stupid contractors dont do anything beyond their job. And dont even do that very well... This is Paragon City home of the future and a city of heroes. How can we stand to have such an incompitant contracting force?!?!?

Tanner stared bafuled at the strangers stunt. He looked down at his gauntlets and then at the mans red eyes. "Identify yourself." Tanner said planly it shook the ground again. Tanner stood up to his full height becous the surculation to his legs was begening to stifle. Tanner was large about 1 1/2 times the size of a grizly mountain bair. "Hold. I hear a second presence." Tanner put his ear to the wall and could hear somone speaking...

Tanner droped the man on the ground and sat down. He looked down at his steal gountlets... They were driping from the outcast's blood. "Have you a name so I may partake in the conversation of strangers?" Tanner spoke in a booming voice that shook the ground. "I go by the name of Tanner." He held out his enormous hand that looked as if it could wrap half way up his companions arm befor he ran out of fingers.

Hey here I encurage stupid questions so rase those hands! There are only 2 rules:

1)You must answer the last question that was posted befor asking your own.

2)You must ask a question every post you do.

So without further adue I will ask my supid question to start it off:

Is it ok to join and quit TFs all the time?

"Silence is a presious thing you fool!" Einstien shouted. You must die now. Einstien leaps into the air and lands on Cpt. Leet's shoulders. He then grabs his head and twists it around to the back of his body. Leet is very dead.

((OOC hey I hope we can kill hapily together))

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Question 1: What's your favorite color (remember, I'm referring to your hero(es).

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Youko holds her arms out and looks at her white robe, grinning. "Hmm... That would probably be white."

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The Bar-Fly: Is white a colour? Or is it simply the "null set" of colours? Conversly, is black a colour, or merely the union of all?

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Well my tiny friend in order to understand this consept you must first understand the light spectrum. See all light is colord light you just cant see the color becous it is moving to fast. But when light bounses off of something let's say blue then all the light will be absorbed into the blue obect exept the light color blue which will bounce off the blue object and into your eyes. If you have a white object that means that every color bounces off of the objectand into your eyes and when all colors of the light spectrums are mixed together they make white. Black on the other hand is caused when no light bounces off the object black absorbs every color so none reaches your eyes. This effect can also happen when there is no light I.E. shadows dark rooms and the such. I hope this has been informative. If you have anyomre questions regarding light, matter, human physiology, physics, and most sciantific equations just PM me I usualy will have the answer.

"Well it is nice to see a new kill thread!" Stated Einstien with inthusiasm "The old one was getting crouded with stinky corpses." Einstien begins pasing wating for some targets.

Crunch! "Ewe I steped on a spider!" Shouted Einstien in discust.

Hey guys there are 3 rules

1)you must kill something in every post.

2)you may not god mode (no I had my anti killer sea serpeant with sherucan throwing nives repelant)

3)You may not kill something the same way more than once.

Ok bye.

Einstien gives this thread a heart attack and it dies. Hey guys this thread is getting old I am starting it fresh in the Kill Thread 3.0 be there or die from lameness!

Wow I am gone for 3 weeks and a post I thought was a falure gets 6 whole replies. Thnx guys very amaginative. Feel free to add any extra info dont restrct yourself to my questions.

!BEWARE OF SCRAPER!

Grrrrrrr!!! Grrrrrr!!!!! RRRRRAAAARRRRGGRRRAAAWWWW!!!!

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Question 1: What's your favorite color (remember, I'm referring to your hero(es).

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"My most favorite of the colors remains grey." Stated Tanner with a booming voice.

I am closing this event now I just thought it would be a bigger hit...

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Immortal respawns.
His head blows up.

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Eisnstien kills himself becous all of the latest kills are so un-origional. Einstien wants to make a new kill thread but is afraid of plagarism.

Einstien says terrible things to everyone making them feel bad about themselves and comiting suicide!

What is your name?

"Tanner."

What is your ocupation?

"I freelance."

What are your plans for the future?

"Some day I will kill my arch nemesis Bloody Bones and bring justice to my parents slaughter!"

Describe your ideal date.

"Somone who can fight alongside me somone who is as big as I am but still retaining the buty and fareness of a woman."

What do you look for in a woman?

"Large in size but not extreemly buff. Also a big personalety."

What are some of the best qualetys of yourself?

"I am an 8' 6' 500 lb. giant. I can lift 20 fully loaded miny vans. And I always have time for you."

What is it you can offer a woman?

"A 2 foot wide helping hand."

What is somthing you want to say to any woman watching this tape?

"After I send Bloody Bones on an all expence payed trip to Hell via his impending doom... I am all yours."

See its suposed to mean:

(Place your name here) was a powerful hero that could arest any villain that was commiting evil crimes on his watch!

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Okay, Prof, if you say so...

(of course the jaded English teacher in me is wondering how many people still know what an adjective is...)

:Connie: :Etch: :Zeppelin: :Odious: :Grovel: : DVD Burner:

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Connie was a powerdul hero that could etch any zeppelin that was groveling odious DvD burners on his watch.