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Recover Every Cookie, Leave Ulli Some Eggs
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That Angryellow Uses Really Unuseual Sentances
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name three people that worship the father, son and cheif boyardee
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i opened the box, it had a cabbage patch doll in it.. and then ....
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my mom walked in.. but only this time she had this weird alien face, and then ....
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" you wanted a tat of dog's truckin' .. oh my .. i thought you said dog's <edit>'n. "
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my mom stoped by with a batch of warm brownie's .. no not the chocolate king .. the girls scout kind, she had accualy spent all day bakeing the poor little cookie sales-people in her oven... and then....
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so .. how did you spell your girlfriends name again ??
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i got a call from teh red cross aying they would be able to help me in about 3 weeks
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the snot became this liveing alien and started to attack everything
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They grabed me and kiddnapped me. i was taken to a secret government hideout where i was trained to be an undercover spy for the CIA... and then....
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i was sent to the hospital, where i got a tripple shot of morphine .. just what a big hollywood star like me neads. while there this cute looking nurse was makeing eyes at me, she asked if i knew know to play doctor...
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what did the monkee give his girlfiend for valentines day ?
a smoke detector, and a can of butain. -
what are you willing to pay for an Italian pizza ?
a walk down Pennsylvania Avenue to the white house -
a semi-famouse hollywood director type walked by, said he'd seen my bun's and wanted to star them in his next movie... and then
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what christmas gift did Korith have to exchange ?
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what my tax advisor said i have left over in the bank
11 monkees and a bannana tree -
*pokes Noodleorama with a wet noodle*
i'm no good at this