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  1. Olantern

    The Sword draft!

    I'd participate, but I know of exactly one anime/games sword and zero Eastern historical ones, so that cuts me out.
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    Originally Posted by TrueMetal View Post
    "The girl who circumnavigated Fairyland in a ship of her own making" by Catherynne M. Valente.
    I consider Valente to be uneven, at best. I had to stop reading her recent volume on Prester John partway through because I found it too trippy, despite its inclusion of a number of interesting ideas (including one I haven't seen anywhere else, a theory on why the apostle Thomas is referred to as "Didymus").

    However, I enjoyed her treatment of one of my favorite folklore characters, Koschei the Deathless, in Deathless. Actually, I didn't much care for the treatment of Koschei himself, the characterization of the heroine, the sometimes slipstreamy construction, or the pervading notion (as in most recent treatments of fairy tales) that the source material is wicked and oppressive. However, the linguistic and structural allusions to Afanasev's collections and other Russian fairy tales were so good that they made up for all that. The structure of the opening, in particular, perfectly captures the feel of one of those stories, as does the line, "I took a drink, but it all ran into my moustache and none into my mouth."
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    Originally Posted by Lightslinger View Post
    But but but, what if the Empire shows up in the future when....STAR TREK is reality.

    The ultimate Star Wars vs Star Trek debate played out in movie form as the Evil Empire descends upon Earth and encounters the United Federation of Planets in the ultimate battle of geekdom known to man.
    The first story I ever heard about the internet, back in the early '90's, was from a friend who recounted an "Imperial Star Destroyer vs. Starship Enterprise" debate. The consensus back then was that the Star Destroyer would win because Star Trek is "space drama," requiring actual explanations for things, while Star Wars is "space opera," merely requiring incident. Our Geek Forefathers decided that the Star Destroyer would blow up the Enterprise while its crew was still attempting to create an explanation for how it would beat the Star Destroyer.

    The sad thing is that this debate apparently raged for over a year before someone decided this. Nothing has changed on the internet.
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    Originally Posted by TrueMetal View Post
    Looks really overdone to me. Steampunk doesn't mean 'just add random wheels and gears everywhere'. At least not to me.
    It has kind of an "Applebee's decor" vibe to me. There's just too much going on. I will say, though, that it definitely suggests the "punk" part of "steampunk" more than a lot of things that bear that label do. (Of course, for me, the punk thing's a negative.)
  5. Controllers. Ugh. Slow to level, often visually uninteresting, lacking in direct damage, often hard to solo. Worse, a high-level, min-maxed controller played by a player who enjoys that AT renders the rest of the team useless.

    The only controller I've ever managed to play to any significant extent is the blaster-like Illusion/Kinetics.

    Dominators, on the other hand, are probably my favorite AT.
  6. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Exodus_V View Post
    Well I'll just pick up my fabulous Sun-sword and go home and play with Princess Ariel and Ookla!!!
    I was running a War Earth mission the other day and mentioned on a global channel that the mission suffered from a distressing lack of Ookla. No one knew whom I meant.

    ***

    I found this list a bit odd. While I, personally, have little or no use for anime or manga or the numerous video games influenced by them, I'm a bit surprised they didn't mention even one sword from one of those sources. Idiotic as I think it looks, that overblown and mummified sword carried by that spiky-haired guy from Final Fantasy (I think) seems to resonate among a larger population of geeks than does, say, the Black Knight's Ebon Blade, even though I much prefer the latter myself.
  7. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Zyphoid View Post
    ... Exploring the Old Testament a guide to wisdom literature By Ernest C Lucas. The last is the most boring text book ever created.
    Lies! The most boring (and certainly the worst) textbook ever created was my first-year Contracts book, by Willis (I think). The text was so badly written that the first sentence took me half an hour to read.

    The best textbook ever written, on the other hand, is Richard Kieckhefer's Magic in the Middle Ages, a really, really interesting read on a subject with few books treating it exclusively.

    ***

    I strongly second Grey Pilgrim's recommendation of Howl's Moving Castle. Howl is one of my favorite characters in literature. I consider it far superior to the scattered, muddled anime based on the book.
  8. Olantern

    East Coast Quake

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    Originally Posted by ebon3 View Post
    Yeah I know, it does exist, not some fancy tale told by crazed barbarians found half dead floating up the Hudson.
    He who touches the metal shall be a priest and his sons priests ...

    (Mega-kudos to you if you know to what story I'm alluding!)
  9. Olantern

    East Coast Quake

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    Originally Posted by Energizing_Ion View Post
    Edit: Granted Denver isn't really a West Coast city so I'd take it off...Las Vegas is 'close enough' to the West Coast for most people I'd assume
    Las Vegas, I'll give you. Denver, on the other hand ...

    That, and this discussion in general, reminds me of a guy my father once worked with. He was from New York and had never been out of the Northeast, then was sent to work in St. Louis for a summer. During this guy's first week in St. Louis, a co-worker asked him what he was going to do on Saturday. The guy said, "I thought I might drive to Disneyland and back." ... Yeah.

    (By the way, no particular offense intended to anyone here. I've lived in several different regions of the United States, and all of them have this kind of problem, in one way or another.)
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    Originally Posted by Energizing_Ion View Post
    I don't get this; I'm guessing I've never done a trial with you or been on the leagues that you've been on (since I'm on a diff. server I assume) but...I can kind of see what you're saying about everyone splitting up and what not. But if you know what to do and as long as the leader doesn't say otherwise, why wouldn't you be helping collecting temp powers, using them, or helping clear mobs (when it was needed)?
    In fact, we play on the same server most of the time, and I'm pretty sure I've been on a Keyes run with you. People mostly followed the suggestions in your post, and it was a pretty smooth and enjoyable run for that reason.
  11. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Ultraamann View Post
    Re-reading Dashiell Hammett and Raymond Chandler stuff, because they're just awesome.
    I am a particular fan of Chandler. For those who enjoy Harry Dresden, you owe it to yourself to read some of this sort of thing, so you can appreciate the use Butcher makes of the American mystery genre's conventions.

    ***

    Things I've read recently include ...

    In the past week:

    Tim Akers, Heart of Veridon. Just started. Appears to be a story about a criminal in a world a bit like a fanciful 19th century.

    Emma Bull et al., Shadow Unit, Book 1. Written by one of my favorite less-prolific authors and some of her friends, the conceit here is that it's like a TV show in prose form. The story itself is kind of reminiscent of The X-Files.

    Christoper Golden, et al., Don't Be Afraid of the Dark/Blackwood's Guide to Dangerous Fairies. Basically a promotion for del Toro's upcoming film, but still a nice little scary story about, well, dangerous fairies. I'm still not sure why del Toro's so obsessed with tooth fairies, though.

    William Hope Hodgson, Carnacki the Ghost Finder. Reread. Stories about a supernatural detective by an important turn of the (20th) century fantasist. One thing I find interesting is that some of the hauntings in these stories are fakes, while others turn out to be genuine.

    Harold Lamb, Wolf of the Steppes, the first collection of some novels about an ex-Cossack traveling in Central Asia in the early 1600's by a prominent adventure writer of the '20's and '30's.

    Norvell Page, Prince of the Red Looters. A 1935 pulp novel of the Spider.

    Don Hutchison, The Great Pulp Heroes. About notable hero pulp magazines of the 1930's and their authors.

    In the past month or so:

    Devon Monk, Dead Iron: The Age of Steam. Supernatural/Western/"steampunk" mashup. (I put "steampunk" in quotes because, like many works given this label, it involves only a little steam and no punks at all. The latter is okay by me; Your Mileage May Vary.)

    Andrew P. Mayer, The Falling Machine. A novel about 19th century superheroes. See Ironik's "Superhero Fiction" thread for more information. (In this case, my assessment was similar to his.)

    Edgar Rice Burroughs, The Chessmen of Mars. The only public domain Barsoom novel that I hadn't previously read.

    M. K. Hobson, The Native Star. Supernatural/Western mashup, labeled as "steampunk," though it featured neither fanciful steam technology nor punks. Had kind of a Romance feel.

    Edgar Rice Burroughs, A Princess of Mars, The Gods of Mars, and Warlord of Mars. Public domain Barsoom novels that I had previously read, though not since the early '90's.

    Jim Butcher, Ghost Story. About wizard private eye Harry Dresden. A good addition to this generally excellent series.

    D.M. Cornish, The Foundling's Tale: Part Two: Lamplighter and Part Three: Factotum. Adolescent lit about a boy in a 17th-century-like society where monsters are feared and exterminated. The author has a frustrating tendency to create neologisms when existing words would do just as well. Each of the three volumes is about 25% glossary. Illustrated by the author.

    Mur Lafferty, Playing for Keeps. Rather poor novel about characters with weak superhuman powers and how superheroes are all jerks. Oh, well. At least it was cheap.

    Peter V. Brett, The Warded Man and The Desert Spear. Novels about a world where demons routinely slaughter humans every night. The hero discovers a way to fight them, then another character embarks on a crusade against them. Apparently the first two of a five-book series.

    Selections from John Klima (ed.), Happily Ever After. Assorted stories in the fairy tale mode, varying quite a bit in quality.

    George R. R. Martin, A Dance with Dragons. Most recent volume of his interminable epic, A Song of Ice and Fire. One of the better entries in the series, though it convinced me that, in the words of Monty Python, "He's just makin' it up as 'e goes along!" and isn't building toward any resolution other than, "Then everyone died."

    Jim Bernheimer, Confessions of a D-List Supervillain. A cheap e-novel about, well, a D-list supervillain. Not great, but had some entertaining moments. Worth the low price.

    High points from earlier this summer:

    George R. R. Martin, the rest of A Song of Ice and Fire. See prior comments. As an aside, after reading all of this in a couple of weeks, the Russian novel no longer intimidates me.

    Jim Butcher, the Codex Alera series. Butcher's "standard fantasy." Nothing all that special, but contained some good plotting, as I would expect from his Dresden Files series.

    ***

    Yeah, I read a lot.
  12. Ah, more "now you can communicate more instantly!" technology ... meaning more ways for your job, or those Evil Marketing People everyone's always complaining about, or just those annoying people on the internet, to follow you everywhere! Futurama's EyePhone indeed.

    Regardless of how rocky the start of something like this is, by the time they manage to display an image reliably, you can bet that you'll be expect to own and use one or get left behind by work and friends. Even if, like me, contacts in general give you a huge "ick" sensation just thinking about them.

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    Originally Posted by Hyperstrike View Post


    My first thought, too. What mystifies me is that people are always so excited when something from one of those types of settings becomes reality. Hasn't anyone noticed that those are not happy stories?
  13. I felt that Inception was pulled from "horrible" to "okay, though not that great" by the strength of the fantastic cast, but I don't think that's the kind of answer you're looking for. If I understand the question right, you're looking for a movie someone thinks is (1) has a good cast but (2) is still bad in spite of that. Honestly, I can't think of any that fit those criteria, even being extremely subjective about what constitutes "good" and "bad."
  14. I'd make it so that people don't split up and race all over the place, making it impossible for anyone to get healed by characters with healing powers (not that I ever see more than one character with healing powers per Keyes, anyway). Like too many other "challenging" things in the game, it's something where a few characters essentially do all the work and get all the fun and glory, while the rest die over and over and over again.

    Now, if you carry a full tray of green inspirations, can solo a War Walker And Friends, and have full invisibility, it's fairly enjoyable. It also has a great Maniacal Villain Rant. On that note, it's one of the few points in the game where I actually feel like the antagonist is really a "supervillain."
  15. Olantern

    Where's Wall-E?

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    Originally Posted by Tenzhi View Post
    #92 is Jimmy from Treasure Planet, I believe.
    I don't remember a robot named "Jimmy" in that movie (especially since the human protagonist is also named "Jim"), but that does look like a Treasure Planet design.
  16. Olantern

    Battle Royale

    Someone who knows the mechanics of things better than me would have to tell you about those other fights, but I do know that the Jack and Eochai never finish their fight by "winning" without player help. Their GM-level regeneration outpaces their ability to damage each other.

    This is why you can occasionally miss out on the badge if they've been wailing upon each other for a long time before you jump in to take them down; they'll have done so much damage to each other, without last effect, that their entire health bars represent less than 10% of the damage done to them since they spawned. Unless that has been changed.
  17. The author of the unfortunately-perished-from-the-boards "Ask the Newbie" thread, which I always found hilarious, claimed he had a character named "Loser," leading to such citizen spewings as, "We still love you, Loser!"
  18. I hate, hate, hate Batman-the-character, but I love this series. I'd rate it among my top five favorite TV shows of all time. It's that good. The art direction and building design is particularly impressive. I love Art Deco, partly because of this series. I particularly enjoyed episodes featuring unusual locations, like the zoo in "On Leather Wings," or rarely-seen characters, like Maxie Zeus, just to see how they would be interpreted for the look of the series.

    I didn't much care for the less streamlined, angular "new look" episodes, for the most part, even if they did feature some strong or entertaining stories, notably the demon Etrigan and his magic rhyme. I felt the character designs in particular lost a lot of what made them special when they were no longer "revised" to be all deco-y. Exception: "new look" Scarecrow, who has one of the most impressive villain costumes of all time. (Art team, take note, if you are reading this.) The shadowed, skull-like face, the jimswinger coat, and the noose are all great, but that mysterious stick he carries all the time is the thing that really makes you feel like this guy might not be a man in a scarecrow costume at all, but something much scarier.

    If you are a fan of this series, you owe it to yourself to find a copy of Chip Kidd's Batman Animated, which will tell you all kinds of interesting things. (Kidd came to the project in an interesting way, too. He's primarily a book design guy and is very, very prominent in his industry, but he was always a big fan of Batman, so he basically got into doing the book for fun.) Now I'm annoyed that my copy is sitting at my parents' house several states away ...

    Some of my favorite episodes, for a variety of reasons:

    1) "Heart of Ice," a.k.a. the one that introduced Mr. Freeze. I've always found Freeze a much more sympathetic character than Batman himself, and this episode is the reason why. It's hard to generate pathos in a twenty-minute story, but they did for this one.

    2) "Deep Freeze," a.k.a. the other one with Mr. Freeze. This one, on the other hand, is entertaining because it shows that you can turn one writer saying to another, "Hey, Walt Disney had his corpse frozen" into an entertaining and action-packed story.

    3) "On Leather Wings," featuring the Man-Bat, also the first episode to be completed. This one has everything- a visually arresting villain, Batman sneaking around and analyzing things, neat building designs, an impressive finale, a cameo by Harvey Dent (my favorite supporting character), and an airship. I have a cel from this episode, I like it so much.

    4) "Appointment in Crime Alley." Aside from being a pretty good "street crime" story, the pacing of this adventure is fantastic. It's one of the best examples of pulp "obstacle piling" that I've seen. At the same time, it maintains a simple, straightforward emotional core.

    5) "The Laughing Fish." For those who aren't aware, this is actually based on a fairly early story from the comics. It was an excellent choice. The Joker is both threatening and hilarious in this episode. To this day, I can't see a yellow rain slicker without thinking of his commercial.

    6) "Almost Got 'im." For all the reasons that have already been mentioned. I consider this the best "anthology" episode of a TV series of all time.

    7) I can't remember the name, but the episode in which Batman is committed to Arkham after being sprayed with the Scarecrow's fear toxin. As implied above, the Scarecrow is another of my favorite villains, striking right at the heart of what the Batman character is. This episode has the added bonuses of cameos by plenty of other villains, some interesting locations, and glimpses of just how paranoid the Batman really is.

    8) "Mudslide." I almost put "Feat of Clay" instead, but I feel "Mudslide" is a tighter story. Anything with Clayface, really. He's just a fun character, visually, incident-wise (with such an array of powers), and even personality-wise. I'd even include "Growing Pains" here, though the focus is less on Clayface; it does have one of the more powerful endings I've seen, one that perfectly sums up the gloominess of the Batman world-view.

    9) "Harley's Day Out." I find it interesting that so many people like this one. Personally, I'm not a huge fan of Harley Quinn, but this episode will always have a special place in my heart because it was the first one I ever saw. This series ran while I was in high school and college. I'd loathed the "everything is black" design of the Tim Burton Batman movies, so I'd studiously ignored this series. Then, one Saturday morning, I happened to turn this on, and said to myself, stunned, "Batman takes place in the '30's?" From then on, I was hooked. My favorite visual thing of all in this episode is Veronica Vreeland's hair. A few years later, my first girlfriend turned out to have hair just like that.

    10) "His Silicon Soul." This features two interesting supporting characters, Carl Rossum and the (otherwise forgotten '50's imp) Bat-Mite. It's got the beautifully done location of It's got one of those semi-sympathetic antagonists this series did so well. But the thing I like best about it is what it suggests about the depth of Batman's terror of death.

    11) Mask of the Phantasm. Okay, I consider it cheating a bit to include a movie among "episodes," but it is one of the high points of the original series. I consider it the most entertaining screen rendering of Batman that we've seen. The plot has some depth without being overly complex, the characters are interesting, the humor is pretty amusing ("It ain't the Bat. This guy looks more like the Ghost of Christmas Future."), and the set-pieces are truly spectacular. Its use of what is essentially the 1939 World's Fair is one of the best sequences in superhero fiction, bar none. (By the way, to learn more about what this was based on, go out and find a copy of David Gelernter's 1939: the Lost World of the Fair, which is not only one of the best books ever written about the 1930's, but also, in my opinion, the best book ever written about American culture. And I wouldn't have thought to read it ... if not for Batman: the Animated Series.)
  19. Olantern

    East Coast Quake

    Columbia, MD, here, on the second floor of an apartment building. My first thought was, "Boy, those kids upstairs are really shaking the floor!" My second was, "Hmm, with that rumbling, I guess it's a truck idling outside." When it didn't stop after a few seconds and things started falling off the shelves, I realized what it was. Ultimately, it was just a curiosity for me, for which I am thankful.

    It did make me happy I didn't get that job in Santa Clara, CA, though.
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    Originally Posted by DireAngelus View Post
    Hehe, that was good fun. Thanks Zwill I needed a laugh.
    Same.
  21. Costume piece? Possibly the Jewel or Tech Tactical belts.

    I notice myself duplicating colors a lot more than duplicating costume elements, even though I try to avoid it. I seem to use some shade of gold as an accent color on about 80% of my designs.
  22. Olantern

    Where's Wall-E?

    The repost of the list is missing the Dalek, number 94.
  23. Olantern

    Where's Wall-E?

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    Originally Posted by Ironik View Post
    ...found Mandroid's name for The Eliminators.
    Granted, it's been 25 years or so since I saw that movie, but I seem to recall that the Mandroid was a Robocop-like thing, while that little floating robot was called something else.
  24. Quote:
    Originally Posted by JKPhage View Post
    My only concern is that those masks are SO awesome, and I just know we're never going to get them ...
    Personally, I'm not so certain about that. The CoT revamp and the way the Going Rogue enemy groups were developed suggest to me that enemy groups are now being designed as walking billboards for costumes that will (eventually) be purchasable in the Paragon Market.

    However, I consider it unlikely that we'll ever get to combine, say, the Warrior belt-thing with the Wedding Tux, as the male Carnie in the screenshot posted in this thread is doing. A port of NPC costume parts to PC's doesn't necessarily mean we'll get to use them the same way as a critter model.
  25. Olantern

    Where's Wall-E?

    Some additions:

    14- ED 209 (I believe that's the number), Robocop movies
    32- Wheelie, Transformers cartoon series/movie (holding 31, Wheelie, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen movie)
    34- Scooter, Gobots cartoon series
    70- Calculon, Futurama cartoon series
    72- the robotic dog from the K.O.P.S. cartoon series. Did this have a name?
    98- the Humping Robot, Robot Chicken television show
    101- Jenny, My Life as a Teenage Robot cartoon series
    115- Tick-Tock of Oz, specifically as portrayed in the Return to Oz movie
    124- B.E.N., the Bio-Electronic Navigator, Treasure Planet movie
    131- I don't remember its name, but it's the robot from The Eliminators movie
    140- Another whose name I don't know. It's the pet-thing from the original Battlestar Galactica TV series, though.
    153- Robot Man, Robot Man cartoon series
    156- Twiggy, Buck Rogers in the 25th Century television show (sorry, can't remember the name of the thing in his chest)
    168- Tee-bob, M.A.S.K. cartoon series
    176- Goddard, The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius cartoon series
    179- Rover, Planet 51 movie

    I spotted a number of others, but I think they've all been listed already (at least, those numbered below 100).