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  1. Bacon is the sincerest form of fattery.
  2. Land of Bacon - Genesis (later by Disturbed)

    "I must've eaten a thousand meals
    Been haunted by a million screams
    But I can hear the marching feet
    Theyre moving into the street.

    Now did you read the news today
    They say the breakfast has gone away
    But I can see the fires still alight
    There burning into the night.

    Theres too many men
    Too many people
    Making too many BLT's
    And not much bread to go round
    Can't you see
    This is a land of bacon?

    This is the world we live in
    And these are the hams were given
    Use them and lets start frying
    To make it a place worth eating in."
  3. *noms on random Rookerizen's knee*
  4. *shuffles in*

    Coffee .. Ccooffeeeeeeeee!

    Have a good day killin' zombies peoples.
  5. If I had a nickel for every time you said you loved me, I'd be a millionaire, but if I had a million for every time that you meant it ... I'd be poor as hell.
  6. Not Me

    Guilty pleasures

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by GrayHuntress View Post
    Same here...

    Guilty pleasures, that's a tough one >.>
    Look at your art collection and then say that




    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Mytical View Post
    Hazelnut Coffee with real sugar and not a substitue. Yeah I'm a rebel
    You use real sugar?!? OMG How does it taste? I've forgotten how coffee with real sugar tastes.



    Oh, and another guilty pleasure? Hmm ... a soft pretzel with mustard from Center City Pretzel Company and a cherry water ice from Pop's Water Ice ! Mmm Mmmm Mmmm!
  7. Home is where the bacon is.
  8. Not Me

    Go-Go Gadget

    Go Go Gadget bidet!
  9. Bacon in the Free World - Neil Young

    "We got a couple dozen eggs
    For the homeless man
    We got a kinder, gentler,
    Frying pan!
    We got department stores
    selling premade sammiches
    Sold in styrofoam boxes
    To them dirty basthiches
    Got a man of the people,
    says keep that pan hot
    Got fuel to burn,
    Or them eggs will rot.

    Keep my bacon in the free world!
  10. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Attercap View Post
    "Spooky Tussle" would be a good mock-goth band name.
    Or a Halloween themed dance song, like The Monster Mash. *nods*


    Hey, yeah yeah, do the Spooky Tussle! (to the music of the Harlem Shuffle)
  11. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Pogothulu View Post
    *sticks his head out from the attic lab*

    HAlloween party!!!?? how come I didnt get the memo??..hmm what to wear...
    *pops back into the lab, sounds of things being thrown around can be heard*

    No...nope..nuh-uh..hmm...oh!!

    *SIlence for a few seconds then the door opens..Pogo is dressed as a..
    Knight of the Round Table! White tabard over some chainmail armor, gold and silver helmet with a sun symbol on the tabard. He appears to have twho halves of a coconut in his hands, clopping them together as he 'trots' down the stairs*

    Good day to ye, fine people of the Rookery Realm! I am on a quest to find the Holy Grail. Any of you good people care to join on this holiest of quests?

    Knight of the Dinner Table??
  12. The best thing in life is bacon


  13. James Hetfield and The Cowardly Lion
  14. No thanks, just good old coffee-flavored coffee for me.
  15. Not Me

    Vu2010 open!

    Gotta love John Mellencamp.
  16. Quote:
    Originally Posted by yankeedave View Post
    Wow- this is reaaallly halloweeny. Nice job.
    *chuckles like a kid* hehe you said hallo-WEENY



    Good morning everyone. Have a super groovy day.

    *also gives Fed a largish chocolate donut*
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    Go-Go Gadget

    Go Go Gadget Platform Shoes!
  18. *carries napping Becky to the super sekrit fortress under the sofa so she can hang out with Neko*
  19. Heres a neat idea: let's post pics of people who are not related, but look as if they were seperated at birth!



    Howard Eskin (a popular sportscaster in Philadelphia) and The Burger King (well known for his delicious, mouth-watering flame-broiled Whoppers™)
  20. Not Me

    Go-Go Gadget

    Go Go Gadget Hand Sanitizer!
  21. Wait ... you think people actually stop being stupid? Wow you have alot of faith in mankind!