NewAgeKnight

" No! Lazy is already taken you must be the Gold Brickers."

"Have you ever danced with a devil in these pale blue tights?"

"Recluse 3:16 says I just whupped your Heroic [censored] and that's the bottom line cause Lord Recluse says so."

"Hello Kalinda73@yahoo.com. I am a very successful self employed driven guy. I am also a romantic I enjoy long chats about where a relationship is and where it is going. I have never been married. I have no offspring. My job is very demanding so I enjoy to be pampered at home...."

::idly sips fresh brewed imagined coffee and adds real anthrax mislabeled as sugar:: I wonder what all this commotion is about people throwing hammers and what not. Wow! I almost won the Powerball tomorrow night. Now to remember to buy a ticket for that thing. Has anyone seen an innards collection? It had several hearts gizzards and spleens in it and a few pancreases. I hope that isn't what I made that stew out of. Dr. Vahz will be miffed I'm sure.

"He also said sometimes a cigar is jjust a cigar. Yes this is a HUGE missile but that is all it is!"

"FOR THE LAST TIME! Everybody remember to put the seat down! If not Mako will get in there and that is one 'Surprise' you don't want when on the throne! His fins tickle."

::throws hammer with handbasket attached:: Remember always becareful what you ask for::laughs histerically and runs through a wall::

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Bout right those elitest....I mean that in a good way though::flicks hammer at the door and the next extra-terrestrial::

"Black Scorpion, we are going to become better friends.Much better friends I feel.....Yes, Widow Kicked me out again.She said I don't listen to her or something.I don't know I wasn't really listening."

try hydrochloric acid there Mr. C for those though spots you want to remove...::flicks hammer and entrance::

"That's right my minions we are on the cusp of overtaking those heroic-type in Siren's Call."::sniff sniff::"Ack!!! My eyes are burning. Oh my GAWD!!! It's like mace but much MUCH stronger. Nasty, Ghost Widow just farted! Jesus Christ someone summon a wind to blow this away. Talk about your nerve gases. We will take a short hour and a half break from this meeting. Ack!!! I can still taste it."

::chuckles with delight and slight insanity at this whole hammer fight::Oh! My spleen! My spleen! Somebody hit me with a hammer in my spleen!!!!!

"My name is Lord Recluse and I have arachnophobia."

HAMMER FIGHT!!!!!!::starts chucking hammers in random directions::

"WOW! I did not see that coming you guys got me good. Imagine a surprise party where only stalkers yells surprise. I almost had a heart attack you know. I am soo going to get you back Mako."

::sips his fresh hot cup of imaginary coffee:: Onward to oblivion then chop chop and let's get this monstrosity rolling uphill in the mud

::screams bloody murder::BLOODY MURDER!!!!! I just stepped in something that the cat-thing buried ack! and now it is all over my feet and this chair and smeared into the carpet...this is not good!

but the braided armpit hair flutters in the breeze better while running nude in the park...and if aerodynamics is your choice then I suggest hair glue and to shape the hair into a cone or aerodynamic shape of your choice

Oh no I remember the last lobotomy err shave you gave me with that thing

Yeah I agree DOWN WITH COFFEE UP WITH CHUCK!!!!!


Everyone all together Let's protest with signs that say UPCHUCK!!!! Zombie masterminds feel free to have your minions join in....and Mr. C. someone has a post about nobody posting enough you may want to schedule a chalkboard session there

::idly sips fresh brewed imaginary morning coffee::Indeed. Who knew ducktenders had wives and ducklings

"I was in the middle of a scheme for world conquest when it hit me.I learned my lesson the hard way. All my planning and plotting and movements were going almost perfectly. Now I trust my plots and taking of power to the people who make Immodium A.D. They take care of the movements I can't plan and allow me to finish the plans I do make."

::twists familiar yet still not his own handlebar mustaches:: Muahahahaha...the evil drips from the conversation like so much brain matter dripping out of our ears