NewAgeKnight

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  1. "Now that's fresh brewed coffee from the hills of Columbia."
  2. ::Lord Recluse sings in the shower:: "I've got legs and I know how to use them..."
  3. "Jimmy cracked corn and now I care. How dare he crack my corn? Who does this Jimmy think he is? I decree that this Jimmy shall be hunted like a wild animal and killed for his corn cracking without a license. Get me the Corn Cob King this will be his test of loyalty and ability."
  4. ::Breaks open several crates of grenades and dumps them into the Monkeys' Room::We must prepare this place will be crawling with trollkins soon they love these superdine spinkled waffles. We must make ready to not let them enjoy this place or they may choose to stay. We shall postpare shortly but first we shall start our day off right with some breakfast thanks to _Blarg_ and his edible minions. Now someone pass me the Strychnine Syrup and I will pass the Anthrax Powdered Sugar.
  5. So is Craban's new nickname "The Juice"? If so I have some vodka I need to introduce him to and then they will become "The Screwdriver", and my toolbox will be completed. Muahahahahahaha
  6. ::Twists Evil_Shadow's handlebar mustaches:: Muahahahahaha!
  7. The part that actually worries me is he is slightly more useful in the Zig break mission the second time. Just helps plausibly prove that the Jenkins is more than any one of us can fathom.::X-Files theme music plays in the background::
  8. ::Idly swings waffle irons in random directions:o I know?DO I? I do I do indeed I doo-doo-doo a da-da-da is all I want to say to joo.::Unwraps the Magickal Monkey Chocolate Bar with Craban Jelly coated nuts inside::Hmmm anyone seen the spigot lately?
  9. :aints 'Vote 4 Craban' on the walls with the magical monkey chocolate:: I think this will help
  10. ::Sings along with the T.V.:: "Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street? I really hope this is a Count Von Count heavy episode."
  11. :roduces a jacket with the words 'I Love Me' stitched into it:: I hope you like imitation suede. I even put some free Vote 4 Craban buttons on it.
  12. He straddles it like most seeking election...then we shall all step over it together
  13. "I'm not even supposed to be here today!"
  14. "I'm not even supposed to be here today!"
  15. actually they could be...but so long as it milks your cookies enjoy your wonderment
  16. You got my vote so long as you appoint me master secretary of mass media misinformation
  17. "Is it just me or does everbody have fat days?" :outs while looking in the mirror::
  18. well what is your platform based on?....i prefer oak but can tolerate many types of hardwoods..and what are we gonna do with our ears now?Anyone have a sewing kit or a staple gun
  19. ::falls for catsi mind trick:: This isn't the Jenkins I'm looking for
  20. Are you the Jenkins fellow we are all looking for?
  21. I understand the duct tape and the rope but IHOP? for breakfast that just cornfuzzles my sensei
  22. ::corks bottle:: Ahh, that should do the trick::sips imaginary coffee::
  23. This thread needs an enema but I will give it a bump instead::hefts tree trunk for barshun::It'll only hurt a smidge.Would I lie to you?
  24. "Ah but is this tuna dolphin safe? Then get me some that isn't. I am just that evil."