NewAgeKnight

::starts shaping a mountain out of his mashed potatoes:: This means something.::starts laughing::

So there I was sniffing the laughing gas that somehow was sent through the vents into every room.Now everyone looks so goofy.::laughs uncontrollably::

Satanic hamsters third door to the diagonal from your third toe on the wrong side.

wow something about that meal lastnight doesn't taste as great coming back up as it did going down...kinda like my last girlfriend

dunno for sure but that is definitely a nut sack

Honestly he only provides the jelly but he does fear the spigot. The nuts are somehow here for us all the time. It's like a bottomless nut bowl.

I thought they were giving away the Craban Jelly Coated Nuts again

I dunno if craban likes sushi or not::starts to heat the water filled welded cell::

::deadpan staring at the screen: Well atleast it wasn't a Ridiculously Ridiculously Huge Conan Sword:ats spot on back where his plasma blade rests::

::yells provacatively::CAT FIGHT!!!!!!Tickets are now on sale.

::stands beside catsi and tosses in a demon heart::I will add this demon heart I got from some salvage too.I have always heard that if you eat the heart of your enemies that it will make you stronger.

Lava::sips imaginary coffee::

All right I like a hot bath.:: gets down to his skivvies::

::busily washes himself in the ketchup and chum shower::Cleanliness is next to Godliness you know.Now where did I put that lava soap and steel wool?

Infact everyone in this room is eatable children. Even I am eatable, but that's called cannibalism which infact is required by all villain groups.::as he address an empty room and laughs::

"Seriously?Okay guys Mako wants to sing'Baracuda'.Does anyone else find this amusing?"

::kicks random places in the room::I thought it may be a kickstart room

"Huhuhuhuhuh uh cut it out dilhole."

::looks at half chewed straps:: Nah it's not worth it today.::chews on the flesh under the straps::

Turkey Happy Day!!!! ebberbodies.::sips the imaginary brewed coffee:: MMMMMMMMMM now that's good strychnine.

I had some catnip once,but then she realized I wasn't one of her kittens,and well you know things happen.Now as for theday we are trying to remove I suggest anime mallets and walrusi for all. We must find hannibal not the cannibal mind you just the warmonger with his elephant army and we will remove this dromedary day. I also wonder what exactly they are keeping in this magickal hump. It could be pirate booty if so I hope she is a cute pirate lass.

Damn You Walrus!!!Quick to the fecalator.

Ducktender! I will have a malotov cocktail with a napalm chaser.Now we must make ready for the humpday it is merely hours away. I say we shall endeavor to smooth it out. It shall be the lack of humpday. Wait no that was my wedding night and the first year of marriage. We shall rename it dipday. No, that might confuse the rednecks. So do all rednecks have blue collars? Our goal will be to kill anyone who uses the term humpday after today. Then we will maim those who say wednesday. This day must not be allowed to survive our purge. A slow painfilled tortured death to anyone who pronounces it Wed-ness-day, because that just irritates me. Ok my minions to the rusty metal blades of death and the thick rounded bludeons of brutality.

"Screw you guys. I'm going home."

We noticed but we considered the source so you know. Now someone eat these dead superdine sprinkled waffles. The side effects will be worth it. Would I mislead anyone?