NewAgeKnight

::Silently sips Satanic Hamster and Undead Monkey with Tequilla smoothie:: Hmmmm Happy Today or whatever you wanna celebrate and MERRY YESTERYEAR!

Mmmmm! Tastes like grandma.

But wasn't it a damn good pie? Just think if her last name was Smith you technically made Granny Smith Apple-of-your-eye Pie.

Granny bought the .....SUUUUUNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!

I really mean it GRANNY.........BOUGHT.......SHE BOUGHT THE WHOLE DAMN SUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNN! Yeah

"Ok seriously, who farted?"

actually there is spigot in every bite

::em curse you::

Muahahahahaha my wall cohorts have exacted my sweet sweet revenge.Now I shall unleash the rabid monkeys that make magickal chocolate.!::clicks garage door opener::

::Rings a a bell then breaks into a song::

Once when I was a little bitty boy

Grandma bought me a cute little toy

Silver bells hanging on a string

She told me it was my ding-a-ling....

::stands on the flying chunk of ground blown into the sky with him:: Ofcourse you realize this means war.::bites a carrot::

I say I say uh boy what did you splat that pie in yon blarg's face? It ain't right boy. It just ain't right.

This thing? ot the other thing?

One more thing though.

My this thing has a first name

It's a-n-o-t-h-e-r

My this thing has second name

It's t-h-i-n-g

Oh, I love to discuss it everyday

When people ask me why I say

Cause this thing is full of

B-O-L-O-G-N-A

Do the truffle shuffle!

::clean up the railroad tracks for fresh virgin shipments::

Vut? Are ve svedish now?

::looks over the daily activities guide:: Chainsaw enemas?Do it yourself dentistry?Making magickal monkey chocolate from scratching?Satanic Hamsters and You a guide to ritualistic friendships?::I wonder if I can veg out watching football instead::

Merry Christmas! HO!HO!HO!....Ofcourse I didn't mean you Ghost Widow, I was refering to Silver Mantis. Honestly, if she will hang around with that stumble bum Black Scorpion.

::erects ten foot pole for Festivus::It's a Festivus MIRACLE!!!::laughs cause he typed erects a ten foot pole with no allusion to sex and sprinkles some powered concoction into the eggnog with a railroad spike sticking out::Now we will all be erecting our own Festivus poles.

Nurse I need a scrappula stat.Stop struggling Craban-my-boy this is best done sans the gas. Seriously you should try to stop farting while I am opening your chest up like this. It makes me giggle and I could lose this spigot in your spleen. Thank you nurse for this angle grinder.::The "nurse" a monkey in a cheap costume throws feces at the patient::

The Jenkins does not die.

OK! Who blew up my outhouse? Seriously, I was about to go utilize it's most apparent function. I know everyone here likes the plasma screen feature in it and we all enjoy watching tv in there. ::taps foot impatiently::

The answer Evil-Shadow is simply Explosive bowel evacutation with spastic colon symptoms.::dodges projectile excrement::Look Out!

OOH no I tried the whole molding a woman out of clay and /or putty before. They tend to goto pieces worse than real women without proper moisture level. Too much water is just as bad cause they they melt but not in that good way.::laughs while trying to sip his imaginary brewed coffee::

They might be prototypes of the current Jenkins models or maybe they were the supergirls that my alt Old Man McGinty was dating and still would.

Salmon? Salmon? Sounds to me like you changed your Tuna.I think it works out instead of you Floundering about senselessly.For the Halibut, I will do some Sole searching from my Perch. I will excuse any of you who get too Crabby. So chin up Chum and Trout this coffee that was never brewed.I had someone following me earlier but I suppose I Lobster on this trip. She was an Urchin but she was my friend.::laughs the uncomfortable laugh of insanity::