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Ahm dancin lak a noodle!Ahm dancin lak a noodle!::noodles all over the places::
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We arrr whalers on the moon.....
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::slaps head with open palm at the idiot and his tuna for sword fighting:: You are so stupid you should be using a sword-fish. DUH.Atleast a hammerhead son it gives you a sporting chance.
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Yo ho ho! I be here for the booty ofcourse but I can't see none I wanna have walk me plank.
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Thar she blows Cappin Craban the White Haired Whale named Einstein. Shiver our timbers and hard to port we will run 'er through this time.Arrrrrgh!
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::watches an active grenade do summersaults and backflips behind someone's back:: And they think I'm nuts.
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Is the breadfruit supposed to be hairy?I mean it tastes ok.
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Omg! Those monkies must be squatters. Hobo-boy you need to squat them out.::continues rolling about on the marbles in a somewhat more controlled method::
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::rolls across the room trying to gather his feet amongst Craban's marbles::
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Hey put his collection of brinas back in it's jar. He lost his a long time ago in a bet.
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Ok who left Cliff outside? sure his stories are stupid and he never bathes.....never mind carryon luggage
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lays with Sponge Bob no Pants::Acid and lava soap bath::sings poorly while soaping::
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::tosses in a sponge bob no pants and a rubber ducky for Craban::Catsi will scrub your back for ya
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were they atleast chocolate covered ant?
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after seeing a commercial much of my free time has been spent trying to learn how to count to potatoe recently
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relatives got nothin' to do with nothin' in here
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stop sniffing the spot remover it is addictive... have a chloroxcolada instead
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That hurricane stuff doesn't work too well on the people from SouthEast Texas we just dust ourselves off and take care of ourselves and our neighbors.
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That's why I put this shop fan in the window
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Sitting on this toilet seat
Armored pants round my feet
Magickal Monkey infused Chocolate drops
Even in death Montezuma will not stop
Rancid solid fecal snakes slowly ooze
All because I drank undead monkey booze
Muscles strain and flex face contorts
Passersby grumble gag and snort
Montezuma's Revenge from my bowels does fall
But unless I finish soon I will kill us all