NewAgeKnight

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  1. Ahm dancin lak a noodle!Ahm dancin lak a noodle!::noodles all over the places::
  2. ::slaps head with open palm at the idiot and his tuna for sword fighting:: You are so stupid you should be using a sword-fish. DUH.Atleast a hammerhead son it gives you a sporting chance.
  3. Yo ho ho! I be here for the booty ofcourse but I can't see none I wanna have walk me plank.
  4. Thar she blows Cappin Craban the White Haired Whale named Einstein. Shiver our timbers and hard to port we will run 'er through this time.Arrrrrgh!
  5. ::watches an active grenade do summersaults and backflips behind someone's back:: And they think I'm nuts.
  6. Is the breadfruit supposed to be hairy?I mean it tastes ok.
  7. Omg! Those monkies must be squatters. Hobo-boy you need to squat them out.::continues rolling about on the marbles in a somewhat more controlled method::
  8. ::rolls across the room trying to gather his feet amongst Craban's marbles::
  9. Hey put his collection of brinas back in it's jar. He lost his a long time ago in a bet.
  10. Ok who left Cliff outside? sure his stories are stupid and he never bathes.....never mind carryon luggage
  11. :lays with Sponge Bob no Pants::Acid and lava soap bath::sings poorly while soaping::
  12. ::tosses in a sponge bob no pants and a rubber ducky for Craban::Catsi will scrub your back for ya
  13. were they atleast chocolate covered ant?
  14. after seeing a commercial much of my free time has been spent trying to learn how to count to potatoe recently
  15. relatives got nothin' to do with nothin' in here
  16. stop sniffing the spot remover it is addictive... have a chloroxcolada instead
  17. That hurricane stuff doesn't work too well on the people from SouthEast Texas we just dust ourselves off and take care of ourselves and our neighbors.
  18. That's why I put this shop fan in the window
  19. Sitting on this toilet seat
    Armored pants round my feet
    Magickal Monkey infused Chocolate drops
    Even in death Montezuma will not stop
    Rancid solid fecal snakes slowly ooze
    All because I drank undead monkey booze
    Muscles strain and flex face contorts
    Passersby grumble gag and snort
    Montezuma's Revenge from my bowels does fall
    But unless I finish soon I will kill us all