NewAgeKnight

Grab a broom we need to kill these spiders before they bury this place

I saw Jenkins in a hero costume today lvl 48 scrapper trying to figure out why they sucked so bad died almost ten times in an AV mish

::blinks while grabbing his eye:: Who is there?

::Looks around some:: Must've been another ghost

::trips over invisible cradenza::

::grabs a broom and starts sweeping up the rubble::

I do DeClare I have gotten the vapors

The Jenkins is everywhere.Where will the Jenkins pop up next?

The New Age Knight's blazing red eyes pierce the smoke layered air of Tony's Bar and Grill as he glides inside. The metallic hues of his costume glisten and sparkle as he passes from the shiny sun into the welcoming shadows of Tony's. A speedster of some note blisters through the exit billowing NAK's cape in his wake. Another bit of downtime from the endless hunting of the escaped. Finding a small shady spot in a back corner, NAK floats to the spot due to it's view of the bar and it's occupants. None of those here now are of interest to him other than blurbs he has caught on the news or in the papers. He is enjoying a bit of downtime but even then his thoughts are on those that have fled the asylum. This is nothing that will benefit Paragon.

CLEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!! This thread needs an enemy.Well atleast the cobwebs are in bloom and the train still runs albeit slightly off the tracks and seldom in either direction.If this place doesn't pickup I'll have to jump the shark without any help.

Recluse: I feel the time to unveil my new master plan. I WILL PROMOTE THE JENKINS! Cower where you stand spandex coated do-gooders.::maniacal laughters ensues::

BAH! Jenkins cannot help but die. Death is part of what makes him the Jenkins. As long as there are heroes and villains who have encountered Jenkins there will continue to be Jenkins sightings similar to the Elvis sightings except it really is the Jenkins that is seen.I propose that we continue to list Jenkins sightings. For no matter where you wander in the Isles or through Paragon's neighborhoods, there will be the Jenkins waiting for you. Calling you to fall into his poorly executed traps and less than devious schemes. His status will always be that of a fringe of society,bigfoot type of being. Many will dismiss that he is even real or where he originated, but those of us who have seen the Jenkins we will know he is out there. The Jenkins Conspiracy will outlive us all.

ARRRRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!! I think 7days 12hours a day is time consuming how am I supposed to get my CoX fix...and yes i have it in a sling.

Tickle Me Elmo and Magickal Monkeys who fling poo
I randomly think of awkwardly silent things to do
Spigots and Jelly and many things imagined are past
Strangling and choking out your life listening for your last gasp

I can't the door isn't armor friendly and that makes me mad

BAH on you and your PoXiness

Ha a pox upon all who dare not enter the random forum in the games section

Ha a pox upon all who dare not enter the random forum in the games section

that is almost as fun as my version of twister

::watches Blargh slip and slide across the floor covered in chocolate turtle wax:: I think he has it well under control

ah but you forgot the chocolate turtle wax

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is it just me or have the voices echoing through the asylum quieted just a touched in the head?

[/ QUOTE ] *listens* No, they're still there. They're talking about flyin' walruses right now. Ooo! They've invited us all out for tea!

[/ QUOTE ]That is because they know I hate tea those damned bastards!!!!!!!You all shut up right now y'all shut up and got to hell! You voices goto hell and you die!

is it just me or have the voices echoing through the asylum quieted just a touched in the head?

But King Pong was a good movie

Beat that Boogergelly wasn't that an atari game?