NewAgeKnight

::stuffs more chips in a mouth hopes it was his own:: Maybe she has predilections we should discuss.

::eats them anyway::That'll learn her to tell me what to do.::eyes get big and googlie::

NOOOOOOOOOO!



Wait a tick what else did she prediction?

::clubs said baby seal the room explodes and the NAK ostrich plants in the floor::

::dips paint chips in salsa bowl::

::yawns and gets up:: Hmmm now that was a restful slumber::wonders who put the whipped cream in his hand::

I thought there was a house in New Orleans . They call it Rising Sun.

::looks at new sun looks at Asylum:: Does this make this place the house of the rising sun?

::trudges in wearing a slicker suit and clown-like rubberboots carrying a waterhose and a nozzle the size of a large dog::I think we should have a water fight

especially the vampires of humanity

::slowly melts and the pieces begin to collect in the gutter forming a kinda squishie version of himself so he sets himself in the sun to harden a bit::

::eats cornflakes that are still quite tasty though not as tasty as the frosted variety::

go boom! you wheelie need to be more carefree

::wears a sandwich board as he boards a train that reads "Out to Lunch"::

::Notices the trains are running all ways again::

Eleventy seventeen

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
"'Tis some visitor," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door;
Only this, and nothing more."

Who are you calling shiftless?

Stop sleeping on the job you no good twit!

::wakes up in a dried pool of ammonia and pries the mop from the floor::Hmmm gotta be careful

::slowly begins to mop the "monkey residue"::MMMmmmmmmm ammonia

So that's where the moon has been hiding.

That's what the rubberrooms are for and the accidental urine releases.

The white whale or the Catsi pooter scooter?

::turns on the central air::