NewAgeKnight

lame

some

sold

fold

fool

Name two words you claim to have invented.



Spangle Glands

What is used in making Pen-yahcoladas?



Asparagus Bread

What you put in your hair and a type of salad dressing.



Space Apes

What have you been doing the past 3 minutes?



Long Range Sensors

How do you repair a flat screen LCD HDTV?



Crayons and toothpaste

What do you call the crumbs from something you ate?


Spooning Tuning

What did you get from Cheech and Chong, man?



Please use other door

How did you blow you paycheck?



Spaghetti-O's and Poptarts

What did you get in your Easter basket last?



Hershey's Special OffWhite

What do you need for that special weekend with your special someone?


Poison Ivy and Preparation H

What did you give your kids for breakfast?


Spelling For Idiots

What did the Ultimate Warrior give to an online game?



Spring Foot

What was the last thing Craban ate?



Magickal Monkeys Making Chocolate

What happens when your ex g/f drops by while you are showering with your new g/f in your imagination?


KrautHammer

What did a villain try to do to me with his large axe?



Boo 'Til

What did I see in the ranger station shower?



ranch hand

What riddle would you try to perplex the next guy with?



grab bag of assorted nuts

How did the Amish Spring Break rate?



Witchy Washy

What is the opposite of pizza, breadsticks and a beer for breakfast?


Salmon Ella

What did the drunk entertainer say to kick off the USO tour?



Oyster Shuckers